Honestly, it's been months since I've last written anything not related to college, so i'm rusty, but wanting to come back. this Cold Open was written last year, but I found it and now want to expand it. 

DISCLAIMER: Someone might recognize the plot from somewhere. It's because it is inspired by an anime which I didn't enjoy but liked the inicial idea.

The anime is the following: 

https://myanimelist.net/anime/28907/Gate__Jieitai_Kanochi_nite_Kaku_Tatakaeri