"Daddy," Sammie asked, looking up from the coloring pages her two older siblings mocked her for and to the couch her father sat on, as if a thought just occurred to her.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJJDf0WTZi
"Yes, Sammie?" Her father said, tearing his eyes from a (what Sammie considered terribly boring) book, looking above the tips of his reading glasses to look at her.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ydPZJr5EU
"Where did you and Mommy meet?" Sammie tapped the crayon across her brow and clicked her feet together as she lay on the ground.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTFuJK8V8i
Her youngest brother, Thaddeus, whipped his head to his father from the other side of the living room. His computer game would have to wait. For he wished to know the story for many years passed.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAtemnqIh7
Jordie, the oldest (and most stuck up, according to Thaddeus) brother smiled to himself quietly and pushed his glasses higher up his nose like a professional anime character. Oh yes, he knew the story. He'd just been biding his time and patiently waiting for his little sister to ask the Golden Question. According to him, it was he that planted the idea in little Sammie's head... but that was a story for another time- a story much less important than the one his father was ready to tell by the look on his face.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dcOtM9Yuf
Their mother walked in as if she too was counting down the minutes until the question was asked. Jordie's smile reflected on her own face. She sat elegantly next to her husband and placed her hand on his knee.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u1V1XlAgy
The tension in the room rose when many seconds went by and the children started to become impatient. Except for Jordie, who still was doing that anime thing. He deserves an Oscar for that performance, seriously. He was still doing it. His mouth must be sore. But Jordie knew it wasn't. He had been working out his mouth for years now, waiting and preparing for this precise moment. Now was his moment. Now was his time to shine! Except for the fact that no one was even looking at him... but that didn't seem to bother him.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec8Olx0gRV
As the tension grew- "Well?" Thaddeus demanded impatiently, ruining the moment for everyone else, especially Jordie who definitely had his creepy anime smile down. "How'd you guys freaking meet already?" For he knew that he was just a character for some stupid story for a competition of a writing sight for nerds that he never heard about. FOR HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT PG! Also, his parents were right there.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgXA8zjQrT
"Well," his father began, really dragging out the cinematic moment as he drew out a long, exasperated sigh, "It all started sixteen years ago today."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqMclzVfcf
"Well that was f***ing convenient," Sammie said, forgetting to keep it PG and shocking everyone in the room... except Jordie, who was still doing that stupid anime glasses smile thingy.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIMMDkfdbt
"Indeed," her mother said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFXMHRdrhV
"Also, you're grounded after this," the father said, still somehow remaining looking and sounding dramatic as he looked dramatically out the window.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYH34IT3fy
"Indeed," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs50r4SKKu
"Well," the father began his story, "Your mother and I were ready to settle down." Sammie could tell he was about to start to drone on, and she regretted asking him in the first place. "But one night we just said frick it," he winked to an imaginary camera like he was in The Office, "and both went to a bar."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4XfDVAbao
Sammie gasped.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkJ2ptzckA
Thaddeus looked disappointed.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3Zg8n2cjC
Jordie smiled creepily.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4MXJrhCLN
"What?" Their father said, "Adultery is boring you know."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcyYrAlOoo
"Indeed," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RJJaU1WMb
"Uhh, dad," Thaddeus said, "I'm pretty sure that's not what Adultery means."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacmoCShIsg
"Nonsense," his father said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGhEeBjDmD
"Indeed," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwyHeZ9zlJ
Jordie smiled creepily.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZqmvXvz3G
"Okay, whatever," Thaddeus said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4569ohu1zi
"Then we got very- very drunk." Their father laughed.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZp6GtxA0b
"INDEED," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjoDrOEWuN
"We thought it would be funny to be criminals. That's how drunk we were." The children wondered if they were supposed to laugh, expect for Jordie, who still smiled creepily.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmsk27xDpU
He continued, "So we did. We killed the bartender and stole all the money in the cash register."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8BZOxU1b5
"Wow... um okay. Very funny dad," Thaddeus said, noticing the scarred expression on Sammie's face.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXaiGNroRZ
"I'm not joking," his father said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvtGx2IP06
"Indeed," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2vVmWpZaY
Jordie smiled creepily, for this was his favorite part.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCrBW5lAb1
"We soon realized this is what God made us for on his good Earth," the father said. Sammie and Thaddeus blinked repeatedly. Jordie smiled creepily.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIiD2wKbVf
He went on dramatically, "They sent a few cops to stop us. HA! As if that could stop us. We were uncontrollable. We fell in love right there."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzkTXEtZno
"Okay, dad. That's cool. I think I'm satisfied now-" Thaddeus said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSedmpxIqjc
"I'm not done," he smiled almost as creepily as Jordie. "In fact, I'm only getting started." Jordie smiled.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB3GOokwVu
"Oh great." Thaddeus sighed.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw978gyH60d
"Indeed," his mother said happily. Thaddeus wondered how he never noticed his mother's limited vocabulary.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgPRCWl01j
"They sent SWAT after us, but we were always one step ahead. We set up landmines around for miles." Jordie smiled. His father still went on: "We killed hundreds that day. No day after was ever like that. For a whole year, we went on like this, pillaging and murdering. It was beautiful. And bloody, very bloody."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw38SYDSkP
"Indeed," his wife said.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WnxHJkxCD
"Finally, we were captured and brought to justice." He laughed, "Funny that they thought they could hold us. We killed all the guards and inmates and got out. And after living life to the fullest for another year or so, we settled down, and had all of you." He sighed and smiled.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMrSt3MpGz
"HAH!" Thaddeus said, "I was waiting for you to admit it! Consider this your final bringing to JUSTICE! You think that I was just another, innocent, child? HAH! No. I was just biding my time! Waiting! Watching! You think Sammie asked you of her own accord? Of course not! Jordie actually planted that idea inside her head(Jordie smiled wider)! But guess who planted that idea inside of his head? (Jordie's smile finally vanished) You're all idiots! I was waiting for this moment for six years! Ever since the FBI recruited me into their forces when I was only three years old! I played my cards well, didn't I, father?" He ripped off a mask. He looked- exactly the same. His parents gasped. Jordie did, too, but he didn't know why.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeBFO4gn6c
"That's right, who could've guessed that the SWAT captain you thought you killed would actually be your son using a time machine! The one you named me after! Thaddeus! HAHA, that's right! You thought you were always ahead, but no! I was always ahead! I've been ahead sixteen years ago! I was there that night at the bar! I was listening! I was always listening! I've been listening all my childhood life! You think I've always been listening to music and you could talk about your crimes because you thought I couldn't hear? NO! The pair you bought me four years ago doesn't even work anymore! I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUNK ROCK ANYMORE!"937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkj1YbHX79
Gasps around the room.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4e392LHRt
He continued, "Goodbye mother, father."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGMjnaGz08
"Indeed," her voice was deathly quiet."937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrcsR4suoP
"See you in hell, Mother f***ers!" Thaddeus said, forgetting that it was supposed to be PG. He pulled out a gun and killed his parents.937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdc2Ac6Ynp
The End
Why in the living hell did I write this?937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzi1QoErfg
Based off a true story937Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm0QJ3GI3f
