貓有九條命,這是老生常談的說法,同時亦是一道浮誇非常的修辭手法。679Please respect copyright.PENANAJjy35e42xw
679Please respect copyright.PENANAFCVbGswErh
世間所有生物均遵從著一個法則,生命永遠只有一條,誰也沒法改寫。679Please respect copyright.PENANAjRqYzTqpG3
之所以會流傳出貓有九條命這個說法,無非只是想借喻貓隻警覺性異常地高,往往能夠在生死尤關之際閃躲危害自己之物,快樂地生活下去。679Please respect copyright.PENANAveXyrl3BOn
679Please respect copyright.PENANAzsNBbvBdP8
在被沙總廚收養之前,小沙紙是一隻不折不扣的野貓。天生軟骨基因異變導致耳朵下垂的牠對比其他品種的野貓需要用上接近多一倍的努力才能在殘酷無情的街頭生存下去,撐過一輪接一輪勞其筋骨餓其體膚考驗後,牠早已練成「十八命」之身,比普通的九命凡貓更能夠在逆境下活命下去。679Please respect copyright.PENANARVG3HGnhGL
679Please respect copyright.PENANAM53TxTM1XI
在曾參交施行「安樂掌」企圖奪取自己性命之際,小沙紙潛伏在腦海裡的「十八命」吹起了響號,當下把自己的身體捲成一團,巧妙地避開了掌擊。679Please respect copyright.PENANAeYJ8Ee4hiR
679Please respect copyright.PENANAmtHNqadq0E
啪!679Please respect copyright.PENANACvC60sv7L5
679Please respect copyright.PENANAsUaHaGQLl7
曾參交的右手一掌打在地上,數道裂紋隨之生起。679Please respect copyright.PENANAukKZ99NPWV
679Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ziEfOwFV
小沙紙閃開掌擊後並沒有任何一絲的怠慢,牠用上打蛇隨棍上的氣勢,瘋狂作出後滾翻,以球體的姿勢從曾參交的手掌秒速滾至到肩膊上。679Please respect copyright.PENANAChFEoo0Odi
679Please respect copyright.PENANALsTKfO0xmm
喵喵喵!679Please respect copyright.PENANAN3GTj55SH3
“貓式,神貓擺尾!”679Please respect copyright.PENANAILPmWpao5b
679Please respect copyright.PENANAwYcMbb5Xpv
到達肩膊位置後,牠把曾參交的右頰當作是跳水台的平衡板,雙腿用力鑿下去之餘,亦不忘用上尾巴在他的鼻孔前亂掃數下。679Please respect copyright.PENANAhbz3VcW7Ho
679Please respect copyright.PENANA4ndje09rQu
乞嗤!679Please respect copyright.PENANAi1gppEAkgA
679Please respect copyright.PENANArJjgCZDBN3
受到貓毛的刺激,曾參交不自覺地打了一個乞嗤。679Please respect copyright.PENANASyeSy06RgI
679Please respect copyright.PENANAw6RIEwOHws
“奇怪!為何小沙紙的速度會是如此不合理的快?”679Please respect copyright.PENANARWxM9uEVZA
能夠每分鐘切出三千條青瓜絲並能清楚看透每一下落刀點的沙總廚自問視覺已比一般人為之優勝,但仍沒能看得清楚小沙紙滾動時候的姿態。679Please respect copyright.PENANAB5o2o48zyH
679Please respect copyright.PENANA4IcPkOBpTl
“難不成.......?”679Please respect copyright.PENANAah5eHeHd6Q
679Please respect copyright.PENANAiGopKNvA4x
沙總廚往右上方仔細一看,驚見煤氣爐上的湯煲黏上了數條灰白色貓毛,當下明白到事實的真相。679Please respect copyright.PENANAlFGzosQQ7X
679Please respect copyright.PENANAhYjRqpnai9
早前景時下達命令把粟三燒一概用水煮滾,以作清除裡頭的冰毒之用。小沙紙大有可能趁眾人不為意期間偷喝「粟米水」,冰毒上身,短暫激發了神經系統,因而表現得比平常的大有不同。679Please respect copyright.PENANAiku9xF3BZK
679Please respect copyright.PENANAfSqJpoQ9bo
679Please respect copyright.PENANAelshrifA92
喵喵喵!679Please respect copyright.PENANAHRjygX2YFW
“貓式,神貓擺尾!”679Please respect copyright.PENANAe7E6qukIQu
679Please respect copyright.PENANAmharW5GKTS
小沙紙眼見自己的神尾導致對手亳無招架之力地打乞嗤後,隨即沾沾自喜的重施故技。679Please respect copyright.PENANAjQWFK0zhNG
679Please respect copyright.PENANAYuWWQHGO2O
679Please respect copyright.PENANA9T2JlwiYn8
「哈,傻貓!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAWckfC5bcUu
曾參交特意伸出右手,引誘對手再度以球體滾動的方式輾過自己的手臂。679Please respect copyright.PENANAQYX7V8JOyO
感測到小沙紙即將抵達手臂的正中心之際,曾參交整個人畢直伸出左右手,以雙腳的腳尖成重心作出高速芭蕾舞式自轉。679Please respect copyright.PENANAnQny3F65pO
679Please respect copyright.PENANAm8TALpnPSX
自轉的旋風威力甚為強勁,一下子的把小沙紙拋至空中,再也沒法在他的手臂上行走。679Please respect copyright.PENANA9sadE1cAgR
679Please respect copyright.PENANA3tVLlg6QQc
眼見小沙紙呈球狀飄浮在空中後,曾參交再也沒有作芭蕾舞式自轉,而是轉換成排球手扣頭式開球的姿態。679Please respect copyright.PENANAPc3apbNdsy
679Please respect copyright.PENANAb1B0twM1s7
顯示易見,他打算把小沙紙當作是排球般一下子轟出去。679Please respect copyright.PENANAo7NLAeMhS7
679Please respect copyright.PENANAtpl4nkVzKn
「我中學的時候可是擔當校隊的大槌位置呢!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAwjEmGsSrai
曾參交拉動手腕,如箭在弦的準備拍打「排球」。679Please respect copyright.PENANAAZWaiMfxoN
679Please respect copyright.PENANAifN9qaEM0z
679Please respect copyright.PENANACAHK85I7rd
啪!679Please respect copyright.PENANAf8cv9RGxnV
679Please respect copyright.PENANAXHGOHtgWrf
候琴在千鈞一髮之際飛出左腳的高跟鞋,高跟鞋搶先撞向小沙紙,並替代了牠捱下曾參交的掌擊。679Please respect copyright.PENANAAnJqvQhofQ
679Please respect copyright.PENANAWIxBe2Pw5X
排球校隊可不是浪得虛名,候琴的高跟鞋經他拍打後,高速直飛廚房後門的鐵閘,啪一聲斷開成五六截。679Please respect copyright.PENANAceIpcJuNVk
若然他所拍打的並不是高跟鞋而是小沙紙的話,後果可謂不堪設想,大有可能會釀成血肉模糊的慘劇。679Please respect copyright.PENANAkaAboxcjfW
679Please respect copyright.PENANAMiTNu4IXet
679Please respect copyright.PENANAimIiGUvjz9
「候琴,多謝你救了小沙紙一命。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAAjBTm8V6MR
目睹整個過程的沙總廚由衷對候琴致謝。679Please respect copyright.PENANAQnkcxMWkTo
679Please respect copyright.PENANAKyAjilPR6W
「千萬不要客氣,日後記緊償還我五千港元便可以了。」679Please respect copyright.PENANANSzLSpKJVP
飛出高跟鞋後,候琴趕緊閉上眼睛,扮作甚麼事也沒有發生似的,低聲道。679Please respect copyright.PENANA0cOuTMxqeH
679Please respect copyright.PENANApoapH1SbHB
「五千元?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAfNApkDYKeg
沙總廚大感疑惑。679Please respect copyright.PENANACKhb2EA81w
679Please respect copyright.PENANAAeD0ZNw2vK
「沒計多亦沒計少你,這是法國名牌茱莉亞西斯出品的高跟鞋,我遲下可以給予你收據作證的。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAaKK30A84bm
候琴暗指他必須要付上高跟鞋遭受到破壞的費用。679Please respect copyright.PENANAqRa69MpyzY
679Please respect copyright.PENANA8eLv4A3niS
「唔.......你只是飛出了一隻鞋而已,減半可以吧?」679Please respect copyright.PENANALWcLYTOM0B
沙總廚面有難色。679Please respect copyright.PENANAHSW29apJk7
679Please respect copyright.PENANAY1NgvYiGvi
「我已經特意減了半,一雙鞋可是盛惠一萬大元的。」679Please respect copyright.PENANA57t6C70Wkk
候琴單起眼睛往他作出解釋。679Please respect copyright.PENANAUK8qfQIUf3
679Please respect copyright.PENANAyYc7mZ9QCg
「......」679Please respect copyright.PENANAoaXtIKUura
679Please respect copyright.PENANAn6axjSilcy
__________________________________________679Please respect copyright.PENANAsz1swgp37M
679Please respect copyright.PENANAx8zCJWQX0f
被高跟鞋擊落,改變了下墮航道的小沙紙恰好降落在曾參交外衣的暗袋位置,牠沒有多想的便啃走了那件被保鮮袋包妥好的茄子鯪魚肉,拔足狂奔。679Please respect copyright.PENANAqKv6dNKbuW
679Please respect copyright.PENANABrSlUaJhmz
「喂,你別走!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAbLSKCoAekT
曾參交高聲作出呼喝,揚起警隊高層的風土病,震怒。679Please respect copyright.PENANAQJvS8JGJRm
679Please respect copyright.PENANAV8SrYsNtIb
喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵!679Please respect copyright.PENANAFFLTMggb9W
“捉到我便給回你囉!蠢材!”679Please respect copyright.PENANAaDxYordBih
679Please respect copyright.PENANAwac8CG02Eu
發出連環尖叫聲後,小沙紙一枝箭走進煤氣爐下通往醃製花雕烏雞的秘道。679Please respect copyright.PENANA4o1ClpP6ig
曾參交見狀後,同樣尾隨牠的步伐進入了密室。679Please respect copyright.PENANA9nAmWOuPny
679Please respect copyright.PENANACPRetr1egj
剎那間,整個廚房只剩下候琴和沙總廚二人。679Please respect copyright.PENANA7hvtG3tps6
679Please respect copyright.PENANAqzI08662L5
「候琴,把你那個遙控器交給我。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAcnaZAUxFtB
679Please respect copyright.PENANAvEOccjoEVN
「吓?你要來做甚麼?679Please respect copyright.PENANAlwo8OqHLsE
單憑按鈕是沒法解開鐵閘,必須先行親自用上鑰匙解開門鎖才行的。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAIKveC6xKeq
679Please respect copyright.PENANAKspuu2syXx
「我知道。679Please respect copyright.PENANAtqtsN4Ic7p
廢話少說,時間無多,快點交給我啦!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAcgJ4xCFQGw
679Please respect copyright.PENANAPrVet00mPm
雖然不太明白沙總廚的用意,但候琴還是照做把遙控器交給了他。679Please respect copyright.PENANADzYDv59SRQ
679Please respect copyright.PENANATcSq6v3aKg
「好,食粥食飯就靠今次了!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAd1kKcbUP5k
沙總廚深呼吸一大口氣,屈動手腕把遙控器拋擲出去。679Please respect copyright.PENANAOSxq97ASQh
679Please respect copyright.PENANAYse5umEp23
啪啦!679Please respect copyright.PENANAX6z9h6JiwF
679Please respect copyright.PENANAQThnhZjlib
遙控器正中紅心擊中了煤氣爐上的湯煲,整個湯煲啪啦一聲的跌到地上。679Please respect copyright.PENANAJXCBBdGJ2s
679Please respect copyright.PENANAVpZLuh9p2u
679Please respect copyright.PENANAUTt5YmVFMp
「喂?你痴了線呀!679Please respect copyright.PENANAEgSPibhC5G
為何拋走我的遙控器?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAWktStGhKa4
679Please respect copyright.PENANAt059sR9a8I
679Please respect copyright.PENANAyUE1tZP7LF
679Please respect copyright.PENANAjs8VQolbV4
679Please respect copyright.PENANAfiq8rtPXiP
679Please respect copyright.PENANA43AZxKRcQJ
679Please respect copyright.PENANANRumpIyzEz
679Please respect copyright.PENANAbL3garzkPo
679Please respect copyright.PENANAYy5Gv4wqoV
679Please respect copyright.PENANASNnwfPJyPm
679Please respect copyright.PENANA4VZbIXDa9e
679Please respect copyright.PENANAxfxmmYVwMI
679Please respect copyright.PENANAL0UPREPeFp
679Please respect copyright.PENANANszd6kWyEj
679Please respect copyright.PENANAtHOCeN5b3z
679Please respect copyright.PENANA9cdTXNMywX
679Please respect copyright.PENANAsGUmthqdKy
679Please respect copyright.PENANAmeX76fzztN
679Please respect copyright.PENANASJNBSb1lH0
679Please respect copyright.PENANA5oIFsngtzL
679Please respect copyright.PENANAOBklIlTZp1
679Please respect copyright.PENANAtS0xdi8y93
679Please respect copyright.PENANAlIzh5HyhtF
679Please respect copyright.PENANAtfJLCvpQdT
679Please respect copyright.PENANAXhYvNg28Bx
沙總廚沒有對候琴作出任何的理會,而是一心一意傾盡全身之力往前爬下,筋骨失損的他幾經辛苦下終於來到湯煲的位置,伸出舌頭舔舐湯煲的汁液。679Please respect copyright.PENANAjYxrB8zhMb