貓有九條命，這是老生常談的說法，同時亦是一道浮誇非常的修辭手法。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6VWh5jASn
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世間所有生物均遵從著一個法則，生命永遠只有一條，誰也沒法改寫。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrChQtG5F5w
之所以會流傳出貓有九條命這個說法，無非只是想借喻貓隻警覺性異常地高，往往能夠在生死尤關之際閃躲危害自己之物，快樂地生活下去。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEXinsYK1X
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在被沙總廚收養之前，小沙紙是一隻不折不扣的野貓。天生軟骨基因異變導致耳朵下垂的牠對比其他品種的野貓需要用上接近多一倍的努力才能在殘酷無情的街頭生存下去，撐過一輪接一輪勞其筋骨餓其體膚考驗後，牠早已練成「十八命」之身，比普通的九命凡貓更能夠在逆境下活命下去。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHTlbKI1Zy
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在曾參交施行「安樂掌」企圖奪取自己性命之際，小沙紙潛伏在腦海裡的「十八命」吹起了響號，當下把自己的身體捲成一團，巧妙地避開了掌擊。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDJkMgdJQF
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曾參交的右手一掌打在地上，數道裂紋隨之生起。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTSHsGjBJi
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小沙紙閃開掌擊後並沒有任何一絲的怠慢，牠用上打蛇隨棍上的氣勢，瘋狂作出後滾翻，以球體的姿勢從曾參交的手掌秒速滾至到肩膊上。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUdSklO3I4
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喵喵喵！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DmCNu9ke7
“貓式，神貓擺尾！”637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKc3yXgLZs
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到達肩膊位置後，牠把曾參交的右頰當作是跳水台的平衡板，雙腿用力鑿下去之餘，亦不忘用上尾巴在他的鼻孔前亂掃數下。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A7fqsiyxT
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乞嗤！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkYzBgxqWT
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受到貓毛的刺激，曾參交不自覺地打了一個乞嗤。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkfyF5z9Oq
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“奇怪！為何小沙紙的速度會是如此不合理的快？”637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26YgxSuzT6
能夠每分鐘切出三千條青瓜絲並能清楚看透每一下落刀點的沙總廚自問視覺已比一般人為之優勝，但仍沒能看得清楚小沙紙滾動時候的姿態。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ968ITaP5v9
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“難不成.......？”637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVvkv2Ihfm
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沙總廚往右上方仔細一看，驚見煤氣爐上的湯煲黏上了數條灰白色貓毛，當下明白到事實的真相。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYb1GRK9T6
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早前景時下達命令把粟三燒一概用水煮滾，以作清除裡頭的冰毒之用。小沙紙大有可能趁眾人不為意期間偷喝「粟米水」，冰毒上身，短暫激發了神經系統，因而表現得比平常的大有不同。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndyT4n9jeD
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喵喵喵！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6wlTnVqzl
“貓式，神貓擺尾！”637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxARC3vI4Dj
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小沙紙眼見自己的神尾導致對手亳無招架之力地打乞嗤後，隨即沾沾自喜的重施故技。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldFXZHf0fU
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「哈，傻貓！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GZjzIOz0u
曾參交特意伸出右手，引誘對手再度以球體滾動的方式輾過自己的手臂。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXx6yuuKuN
感測到小沙紙即將抵達手臂的正中心之際，曾參交整個人畢直伸出左右手，以雙腳的腳尖成重心作出高速芭蕾舞式自轉。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK6i5NlG0y
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自轉的旋風威力甚為強勁，一下子的把小沙紙拋至空中，再也沒法在他的手臂上行走。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPru2W7IkLD
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眼見小沙紙呈球狀飄浮在空中後，曾參交再也沒有作芭蕾舞式自轉，而是轉換成排球手扣頭式開球的姿態。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYP7YgTybP
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顯示易見，他打算把小沙紙當作是排球般一下子轟出去。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC5eAzLrkT
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「我中學的時候可是擔當校隊的大槌位置呢！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSiSt1ZIwc
曾參交拉動手腕，如箭在弦的準備拍打「排球」。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeNZHFKafj
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啪！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GLALNljxj
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候琴在千鈞一髮之際飛出左腳的高跟鞋，高跟鞋搶先撞向小沙紙，並替代了牠捱下曾參交的掌擊。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpU9Q6LKqp
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排球校隊可不是浪得虛名，候琴的高跟鞋經他拍打後，高速直飛廚房後門的鐵閘，啪一聲斷開成五六截。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQeoLzEJ3c
若然他所拍打的並不是高跟鞋而是小沙紙的話，後果可謂不堪設想，大有可能會釀成血肉模糊的慘劇。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQTLTk8f5J
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「候琴，多謝你救了小沙紙一命。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuG2X8lkyN
目睹整個過程的沙總廚由衷對候琴致謝。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfYtjjTxdM
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「千萬不要客氣，日後記緊償還我五千港元便可以了。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxhsDWphjw
飛出高跟鞋後，候琴趕緊閉上眼睛，扮作甚麼事也沒有發生似的，低聲道。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHldyKb8SSj
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「五千元？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHjOD4LqFA
沙總廚大感疑惑。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbubwTjZaY
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「沒計多亦沒計少你，這是法國名牌茱莉亞西斯出品的高跟鞋，我遲下可以給予你收據作證的。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNHr2mC708
候琴暗指他必須要付上高跟鞋遭受到破壞的費用。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRkupsfws5
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「唔.......你只是飛出了一隻鞋而已，減半可以吧？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn0jB9hxNZ
沙總廚面有難色。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4Rjw7OaBU
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「我已經特意減了半，一雙鞋可是盛惠一萬大元的。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm3axRkPwE
候琴單起眼睛往他作出解釋。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPedp9vn3ft
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「......」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW5mYMS1Dd
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被高跟鞋擊落，改變了下墮航道的小沙紙恰好降落在曾參交外衣的暗袋位置，牠沒有多想的便啃走了那件被保鮮袋包妥好的茄子鯪魚肉，拔足狂奔。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzuewrGgVC
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「喂，你別走！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxYBPpu3Bg
曾參交高聲作出呼喝，揚起警隊高層的風土病，震怒。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8UrEQWY1y
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喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuZAZ0fKu7
“捉到我便給回你囉！蠢材！”637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYfHs7eIKw
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發出連環尖叫聲後，小沙紙一枝箭走進煤氣爐下通往醃製花雕烏雞的秘道。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SNX6qxrLL
曾參交見狀後，同樣尾隨牠的步伐進入了密室。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVU1zlqB1Y
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剎那間，整個廚房只剩下候琴和沙總廚二人。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv7O3iycc4
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「候琴，把你那個遙控器交給我。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4SjcMLXS1
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「吓？你要來做甚麼？637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ2at9MvQu
單憑按鈕是沒法解開鐵閘，必須先行親自用上鑰匙解開門鎖才行的。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvl2D5S2jT
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「我知道。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6giO1GxLmr
廢話少說，時間無多，快點交給我啦！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTD3QFih8g
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雖然不太明白沙總廚的用意，但候琴還是照做把遙控器交給了他。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWuXVdaVzg
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「好，食粥食飯就靠今次了！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1XPvocPu
沙總廚深呼吸一大口氣，屈動手腕把遙控器拋擲出去。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AOdwlKulJ
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啪啦！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uq0ACPXgI
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遙控器正中紅心擊中了煤氣爐上的湯煲，整個湯煲啪啦一聲的跌到地上。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z92w7V5aK
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「喂？你痴了線呀！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiMVDgMEwn
為何拋走我的遙控器？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdqVo0f2uc
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沙總廚沒有對候琴作出任何的理會，而是一心一意傾盡全身之力往前爬下，筋骨失損的他幾經辛苦下終於來到湯煲的位置，伸出舌頭舔舐湯煲的汁液。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW9sDv3Yud
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