Please write, in any style or format, a very strange dream. Physics can be bent, as can gender and nature. Anything at all. But it has to be strange. Even having a dream about having a normal day is strange in its own right. 

1st Place-Eternity of Bragging rights

2nd Place- Less bragging but still bragging rights

3rd Place- you can brag once about this, or to your family and friends.

Anyway, this is meant to be FUN! so go crazy! Nothing is off limits.