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刺拔當圖文部落客快三年了，每個禮拜最大的樂趣，除了下班後享受美食之外，就是想想日常生活中的趣事，然後編輯成簡短的小篇漫畫，一筆一劃慢慢畫出他的世界。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQFLIOkBQB
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當初會取『刺拔』，根本是初入網路世界的中二屁孩心態，妄想用自己的畫筆，將己之所見這世界上的種種不平之尖刺，一一拔除…574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37FrX9hBrH
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多麼狂妄的口氣啊！現在呢？坐在電腦桌前，低頭看了一下自己逐年越擠出衣外的肚子，他長長嘆了口氣。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IzIDvPool
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昨天他PO的漫畫，是有關自己身材走樣的事情；莞爾的自娛娛人，他本身也覺得沒什麼，但看到眾多留言裡，偶爾還是會出現這種的：『本來就長得不能見人了還肥成這樣，與其浪費時間放這種爛圖片還不如關掉網誌去做運動。』574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OAk8AlNFo
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酸民啊，他苦笑。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXmjv7bgQt
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7ebbzhYjW
三年來，粉絲數量穩定成長，他心懷感激，前陣子也有出版社主動聯絡，想討論集結成冊的事宜……想當然爾，樹大招風，留言裡三不五時被酸一下，已經是家常便飯。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL78u0RXeO
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他已經從不知天高地厚的大學生，蛻變成可以臨危不亂（他自己這麼認為）的社會人士了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6UaKS8qKB
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裝作沒看到，就是對付這些酸民最好的辦法。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvcSlCBZd5
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nfit8QDsl
跳過酸言酸語和明顯白目挑釁的訊息，他挑選回覆有趣或感覺很用心的讀者回應。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BLjYKuvyc
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如往常一樣，今天，『瑟芙蘿』也是第一個留言。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zr3sZWsYf
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SwBChTGLs
『刺拔大今天的漫畫也很好笑！瑟芙蘿最喜歡了！……』然後是一堆愛心和一長串的細細評論。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L1CoyGNak
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlMJ9hFeQv
這個粉絲是從他剛在B站出來就跟到現在的，一直都很貼心、懂分寸，也不會多管閒事。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RNIFsBJaB
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刺拔習慣性地對著螢幕笑笑，慢慢回覆完留言，然後伸了個懶腰，螢幕右下角顯示的時間是深夜。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyf6NX1FyG
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUefShg8WnP
起身想去冰箱裡拿點甚麼來喝，才發現已經沒有飲料了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w1CiScUYa
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGhqfm4Cub
強迫症在這時候發作，周末夜沒有烏龍綠他會脾氣暴躁。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrQ7veT1QN
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHHCaK2KwU
一邊碎念自己健忘，一邊隨手抓起鑰匙，他穿著夾腳拖就要出門去家附近的便利商店。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2XKQFgLyU
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4L3y9TE8w
等電梯時，他無聊地張望了鄰居的門口。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn7N9mpGjG
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryOxzrNroV
去年搬進這棟老公寓時，這一層只有他一戶，隔壁鄰居似乎是今年搬進來的，門口鋪了地墊、掛著一把傘、擺了幾個小巧可愛的盆栽；那鄰居從來沒跟他打過招呼，遇到了也只是低著頭迅速走過……當然他沒為這件事煩心，大城市裡，誰不防呢？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILYiRv0wx3
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxYO98lmDz
『叮』一聲，電梯門開了。一個長髮披肩的女人垂著頭走了出來。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJBAEnHcxM
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCiHEB1EsU
是他的神祕鄰居。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOvH4CAwas
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj9F8FsAav
那女人頭總是低低的，這次剛好因為他擋在電梯門口，她才勉強抬頭瞥了他一眼。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCqGndXQFz
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過長的瀏海幾乎蓋住她的眼睛，但也只有驚鴻一瞥，刺拔看見她掩蓋在黑髮底下的水靈大眼。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOFeBqADQE
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs52tSUL5Da
有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居，趁他還在發楞的時候，迅速從旁邊鑽了過去，兩三下開了自家大門，『砰』的一聲進屋去了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbtiWEQzyq
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真奇怪的女人，他想。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4wbyP1mOa
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CZagk0XXT
回憶著剛剛飄過鼻尖的髮香，他按住電梯按鈕下樓。迅速的在樓下便利商店買了飲料和零食，回家的路上，猛地看到路邊相依偎的年輕情侶。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNPCSbC51i
一股莫名的寂寥感湧現，他趕緊甩甩頭，快快回到自己的小窩才是上策。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JoGIWqTs6
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoe3jDJvRF
邊吃零食的時候看新聞是他的習慣；一邊是垃圾食物，一邊是垃圾訊息，兩者都是無需動腦的事情，相輔相成，真不錯。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhI8iKteWT
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9AxI7AiJU
隨意的點閱幾個有興趣的頭條，刺拔嘴裡嚼嚼嚼個不停，順道點開網路論壇，想說多少蒐集點靈感，卻突然看到奇怪的標題：574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRk4ornZfg
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWpqDfbixd
【問卦】有沒有發現筆戰班底突然消失的八卦？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfh2OmyTAS
事情是這樣的……我朋友閒來沒事就會喜歡在網路上找架吵，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdd0ak2vPM
被釣魚的事情也不是沒碰過，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2iUaQOIKu
總之就是神經病一個，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMABqScUFt
但畢竟我們是從小到大的麻吉，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ838eoLBz
常常網路上還是會聯絡一下。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULyztz5Gab
上個月他說他和一些筆戰認識的網友發現新目標，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOtKclcr9j
我罵他神經病後他也沒怎樣，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oBvKNet8z
就喇一喇D賽說掰掰掛電話，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH4vdKE6Rg
接著這個月初我的FB和信箱都有來信，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVRsjKtiya
他說他被盯上，還說他網友都莫名其妙突然失聯，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVPH1Jq8a5
我原本想這個神經病又在發瘋，就沒有理他，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPR5E138od
結果這兩個禮拜他連我一封簡訊也沒回，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTJrS4BaRl
電話打不通老家也沒人，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaasikfqYH
手機LINE連已讀都沒有，一整個越想越毛……574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z5BZj06Sm
…………574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmhPjZl1s1
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574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvabjcNQK1
該不會又是什麼都市傳說吧……？刺拔皺了皺眉頭，往下拉跳到回應繼續閱讀。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqkNL7fShn
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b1N9HSWYn
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→XXXX：他可能突然想去修行吧574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxblEvczNt
→XXXX：別理他，餓了就會回來啦574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJeHWjq2UN
推XXXX：好像真的有這麼一回事……574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1xoQH6r0x
推XXXX：給一下你朋友的ID好ㄇ，不然怎幫找574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDILGKcw89e
噓XXXX：愛筆戰就要有被鬥死的覺悟啦574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjLpaul8Sy
→XXXX：我朋友OOOO也失聯，我明天要直接殺過去找他574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVXhBJriGc
→XXXX：有沒有失蹤不報警是因為警察太爛的八卦？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFSXGB403T
噓XXXX：愛筆戰的活該574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwPLJ0cVEB
推XXXX：我知道，刺拔的粉絲頁對不對574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6QDWipTh9
推XXXX：樓上是在知道什麼啦574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpuXD30fv5
噓XXXX：八樓小心，下一個就是你574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmQHjIIAZf
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnb3s9jH1K
……接著又是一長串各種各樣的回文。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EizJDoJyG
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ836p0MFQqq
但沒有什麼比九樓的留言更吸引刺拔的注意了。粉絲頁？他有粉絲頁沒錯，可他從來沒注意過有人在自己的粉絲頁筆戰啊？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb9N5GiGuv
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dc8WAuPEY
困惑之下，他估狗了自己的筆名，想知道些蛛絲馬跡。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXutkdbQyk
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyD1p9J4tF
在他不知不覺間，有幾個粉絲自己開的粉絲頁或是社團冒了出來。注意力稍稍被小小的虛榮心轉移了開，但突然，隔壁傳來砰砰砰的巨大聲響。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkbep42Tsm
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZYFiAsHUy
刺拔先是嚇了好一大跳，回神後才想到自己隔壁住了個嬌小鄰居，電腦螢幕顯示時間，凌晨三點……一個獨居女孩子半夜怎麼會發出這種聲音？574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUS9yR88U9
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDUDLjVmWF
嬌小的身影，水靈靈的雙眼透過烏黑長髮望著他的樣子浮現腦海。他從椅子上跳起來，抓了手機衝出家門，猛敲隔壁鄰居的門。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCP6obKqEq
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ02hoQ8RgX
「有人在家嗎――！？」直到感覺自己手痛，他才想到還可以按門鈴。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfN5wnclwZ
沒有多想，刺拔死死的壓著門鈴鈕，一邊再度呼喚：「有人在家嗎――！？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9UV0tIKhu
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhjDAPqklv
又一聲悶悶的『砰』的聲音從門內響起，然後聽到鎖頭打開的聲音。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO09FhwO0k
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e8l5ywKC2
比較厚重的內門被打開，有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居從裡面探頭出來。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdPM0kMg9g
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMjqEEx66O
她已經換掉外出的服裝，換上居家的深藍染亞麻長衫和黑色內搭褲，長髮微微凌亂、潮紅的雙頰、還有微喘起伏的身軀、緊抓住門板的纖細小手。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mboIvRvnY
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ9M8Fc8ul
除了喘了點，她看起來一點兒事也沒有。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkcyp2x8Fj
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGZ8rLBaR5
「……請、請問什麼事嗎？」她像貓咪一樣細小的聲音，隔著鐵門傳了過來。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4ehz8Aykc
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WbbX1fQ6x
「呃，那個……」刺拔抓抓頭，說：「我剛剛聽到很大的聲音從你家傳過來，還以為妳怎麼了……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80j40wCA4l
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6on2Qbutp
聞言，嬌小鄰居瞪大眼睛看了他一眼，然後在兩人視線接觸的瞬間又撇開頭，嚅嚅的說：「我、我在組櫃子……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGRAP1nem8
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99IPWkPmrV
凌晨三點在組合家具？刺拔差點直接吐槽，不過想到自己凌晨三點也沒睡，也沒什麼資格說別人了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplSTRBSCOW
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0BCg6bPxd
「好吧，沒事就好。」他吁了口氣，又道：「不過這棟公寓也老了，隔音不是很好，半夜還是小聲點好了……免得別的鄰居抗議啦……」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYwyGa3P2R
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqr9UKDEWx
「嗯……嗯。」她點點頭，「知道。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRxPbySVTO
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tHwoBAceI
簡單招呼後，大門緩緩的關上。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjo21QWCZj
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBwpwdQ6Og
剛剛那麼一驚，回到自家電腦桌前冷靜下來後，熬夜的疲累感同時湧上。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5P1FaAhj3
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ktvdVNC2H
存了圖檔、關掉電腦、刷牙洗臉尿了尿，抓抓肚子就翻上床，閉上眼睛。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHLFR7V4Vc
睡著前，刺拔才想到一個無關緊要的事情。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilDZCpiEUP
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6enELsWrsA
那位神秘的嬌小鄰居，從頭到尾沒有讓他看到屋子裡的樣子；她只小心的把門開到自己身體擋得住的縫隙。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPPeo8mmoj
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFIaTRcqEo
住在大都市裡，女生都要很謹慎啊。他想，然後昏昏沉沉的就睡死了。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1jUlKWbfw
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15Mfxhdqdh
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渾噩醒來，是因為鈴聲。
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他夢見自己在猛按隔壁鄰居的電鈴，但其實，吵醒他的是自己家門的門鈴。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIXOJEeEXs
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbYqWc5WW1
『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』毫不死心的瘋狂猛按，讓他有種回到昨日的錯覺。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4xh9mdbqg
574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFsWn7c42y
睜開酸澀的眼睛，抓起手機一看。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJfrnUnYee
早上十點半。搞什麼？他皺眉。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWXAL2IuGS
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』門鈴還在響。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo5YzHH9qm
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被這麼一催，屋子的主人也是會急的。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93SKOJOkHz
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「來了！」刺拔吼了出聲，然後慢吞吞的下床穿衣穿褲，晃到客廳開門。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49vsmSZGKJ
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因為平常很少有訪客，所以刺拔也忘了要先確認來者。這件認知，是他開門後，看到對方的制服才想到的。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE17d7iOjOZ
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「您好，請問您是網路部落客刺拔先生本人嗎？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrsebXphNQ
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是警察。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjQ5Mj8PZ4
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「關於這陣子發生的連續失蹤案件，我們想向您詢問一些事情。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVFCTMJYfm
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他真該找件像樣的褲子穿的，刺拔心想。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhvbvnu9OV
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只穿一條四角褲的雙腿，不知為何抖了一下。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa3amui91R
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