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「P街這邊出現了觸手星人！麻煩你快來！」電話裡頭傳來那熟悉、令人噁心的男聲。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IkmJH8mnI
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「來了來了……唉……」我坐起來伸個懶腰，反手扣好背上的扣子，隨手拿起件t-shirt套上身。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6AGKj7DvQ
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「變身！」戴在右手中指的戒指發出耀眼光芒。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5DqNgucUm
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眨眼間，我來到P街上空。我熟練地做出完美的空翻落地，小孩無不露出仰慕的目光。唉……做個空翻對現在的我有什麼難度？畢竟，熟悉的套路、滿是槽點的戰鬥已經是我的日常了。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUC3Ed8Eq0
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只用了五分鐘，我打倒外星人，立刻回家洗洗睡。正準備躺到床上，我又接到那個胖子的電話。「又出現了？」我不耐煩問。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkTjaJa3me
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「不。我想找你開個會議。」他帶著抱歉的語氣說。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5ApQvw6X8
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「不開。」我掛掉電話，手機隨手一扔，倒頭大睡。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDQVeNaDXJ
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcijSunlZTO
睡了好一段時間，這次換門鈴響起來。「美祈小姐！請你開開門！這是很重要的事！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYIOtvadKQ
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「不開！我工作範圍只有打倒外星人，不包括開會！」我躲到被窩裡。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcjU4Qb8hQ
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnDOfi9jED
「加班費！給你加班費！」他錘打門，叫：「一萬！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqln1m3S7z6
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「一萬一小時。」我故意把門只開一條縫。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIgGMxNqWi
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNiBGFITuc
「好……好……」他無奈地掏出錢包，把錢交到我手上，我便打開門。「那麼……你想說什麼？」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdWrJPHUI3
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQHgIqWSHN
「最近外星人頻繁出現……這樣下去不是辦法！我想要主動出擊，查明他們的目的！所以，我想要一起闖進他們的飛船！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDznhj8rAk
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「這算加班吧……」我雙手抱頭，背貼椅背。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa84wpjwmF
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「給你。」他遞出鈔票。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboWOuSzDzX
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我數了數，有七萬。嗯……還不錯。說起來，有個疑問一直在我腦海裡盤旋。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuOVVnOTmV
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「你明明只是大學生，到底哪來這麼多錢？而且，你只是大學生，為啥懂得弄那些高科技的東西？」我把錢收入錢包。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZV8sicx1n
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj220CCX9ub
「呃……其實我只是賣了我一點點沒用的東西，然後就不知道為什麼售價很高，然後就有錢了……」他傻笑著搔搔頭。「至於變身器那些的話……我是看動漫、卡通得到靈感的。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOZ4HhMecF
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「呸……原來是宅男啊……以後乾脆叫你肥宅算了。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tdGJhilvU
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「啊哈哈哈……」他尷尬地笑並轉移話題。「那麼，先說說入侵方法吧。」他拿出一張A3大小的紙，上面有個橄欖型的圓。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwCKdO1cOj
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvysVkb9rh
「外星人的飛船暫時在北太平洋上空。然後這個是他們飛船的結構圖，這邊有門口，我們可以從這邊闖進去……」他在圖上指手劃腳，其實我看不明白。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVUsELoJoH
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「所以什麼時候去？」我打斷他的話。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHgYAVzodg
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「現在。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwM4vwnTW9
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「蛤？」他這個人每次都讓我大吃一驚。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLKPMoUzpB
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「飛船都帶來了，所以現在去吧。」他說得很理所當然。「我還做了翻譯糕，可以……」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokGH9HTgYt
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「飛船在哪？」我不得不再次打斷他的話。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BaD2dyzzK
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「放在走廊了。你家門口太小，搬不進來。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlct2E9KTF
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「你智障吧！」我衝出家，還好無人經過。「走吧！別被人發現。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuJmp6L0CN
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「等等！先穿個布偶服以免被他們發現。」他慌亂的跟在我身後。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbTHXxkGh7
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「拜託！外星人不像你智障好不好！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLb6VgP2izQ
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然後我就發現……是我太高估外星人的智力了……289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCrhnydPsM
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S4X94YnvM
我們剛下飛船，便被守門的觸手星人帶領去找船長。他們完全沒絲毫懷疑……289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYralQkkX
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「找到王子了嗎？」船長問。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1E5QV9eOf
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我正愁著要怎麼回答，身旁的肥宅便出聲回答：「報告船長！暫未發現！」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6X34sSH7o
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「真奇怪……明明儀器感應到王子在附近了……」船長喃喃自語。「算了，你們先休息。」289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkM5ZrKxal
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5VVnZGUTl
「是的船長！」發現肥宅做了敬禮的動作，我也立即跟隨。船長點了點頭，我們便轉身離開。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI5lpPdflp
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「呃……我們知道他們目的了誒，現在要走嗎？」說實話，這趟旅程出乎意料之外的快。289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5YOb2ndWi
289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMS6E7MPlN
「他們剛說用儀器感應王子……也就是說，是因為這儀器，他們才會來。那麼，令測出來的結果不是出現在地球不就行了嗎？」有時候，肥宅的智力不容忽視。ns3.129.209.49da2
