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「P街這邊出現了觸手星人！麻煩你快來！」電話裡頭傳來那熟悉、令人噁心的男聲。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsZfJIfOOc
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6sOz7Oh39
「來了來了……唉……」我坐起來伸個懶腰，反手扣好背上的扣子，隨手拿起件t-shirt套上身。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoFW8GwGGS
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NWJ17vPNZ
「變身！」戴在右手中指的戒指發出耀眼光芒。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3vQu7cxsY
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXpUVhUiq3
眨眼間，我來到P街上空。我熟練地做出完美的空翻落地，小孩無不露出仰慕的目光。唉……做個空翻對現在的我有什麼難度？畢竟，熟悉的套路、滿是槽點的戰鬥已經是我的日常了。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI70BXKnDX9
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只用了五分鐘，我打倒外星人，立刻回家洗洗睡。正準備躺到床上，我又接到那個胖子的電話。「又出現了？」我不耐煩問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKcNQAcwjM
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizxKY8FvvA
「不。我想找你開個會議。」他帶著抱歉的語氣說。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWtZx2ehhn
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt09vM86jrm
「不開。」我掛掉電話，手機隨手一扔，倒頭大睡。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xVZrVwRLf
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YuOA36fmn
睡了好一段時間，這次換門鈴響起來。「美祈小姐！請你開開門！這是很重要的事！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tKZB6REXu
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjr8tMXhZcv
「不開！我工作範圍只有打倒外星人，不包括開會！」我躲到被窩裡。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrKthvLkxy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezT0Z7cRZ6
「加班費！給你加班費！」他錘打門，叫：「一萬！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpJ3tXG43Y
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej62mJJFlI
「一萬一小時。」我故意把門只開一條縫。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6HJEdq5xA
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W51Gk6ytL
「好……好……」他無奈地掏出錢包，把錢交到我手上，我便打開門。「那麼……你想說什麼？」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcwifKiY44
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FJ4yMWEtM
「最近外星人頻繁出現……這樣下去不是辦法！我想要主動出擊，查明他們的目的！所以，我想要一起闖進他們的飛船！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ts7Zy0JvZ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzFe31uShm
「這算加班吧……」我雙手抱頭，背貼椅背。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BPtgNOmL3
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkBCwzTavc
「給你。」他遞出鈔票。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zkyw67xLF
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CnxrJIFf4
我數了數，有七萬。嗯……還不錯。說起來，有個疑問一直在我腦海裡盤旋。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QzyU6fGAS
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclXQ3scnnv
「你明明只是大學生，到底哪來這麼多錢？而且，你只是大學生，為啥懂得弄那些高科技的東西？」我把錢收入錢包。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYho1JPAHv8
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp475nWqnlY
「呃……其實我只是賣了我一點點沒用的東西，然後就不知道為什麼售價很高，然後就有錢了……」他傻笑著搔搔頭。「至於變身器那些的話……我是看動漫、卡通得到靈感的。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbmojXQms6
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi5kSO4e0r
「呸……原來是宅男啊……以後乾脆叫你肥宅算了。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRIXEMqTjN
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RrdMATT2n
「啊哈哈哈……」他尷尬地笑並轉移話題。「那麼，先說說入侵方法吧。」他拿出一張A3大小的紙，上面有個橄欖型的圓。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uX8wmOCTw
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYgVkUtfoM
「外星人的飛船暫時在北太平洋上空。然後這個是他們飛船的結構圖，這邊有門口，我們可以從這邊闖進去……」他在圖上指手劃腳，其實我看不明白。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qcYgt8cih
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH6qwjMuag
「所以什麼時候去？」我打斷他的話。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcbxrhRAFq
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DkA9cg2tb
「現在。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFdhkl6wnR
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「蛤？」他這個人每次都讓我大吃一驚。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yG4eHohYo
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO2Gk8Axpw
「飛船都帶來了，所以現在去吧。」他說得很理所當然。「我還做了翻譯糕，可以……」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3NsebQmRj
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnrxlOjiGC
「飛船在哪？」我不得不再次打斷他的話。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lbFYa3Opw
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsx6BIYjbd
「放在走廊了。你家門口太小，搬不進來。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdnWBwdfHW
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalyiw2QdH3
「你智障吧！」我衝出家，還好無人經過。「走吧！別被人發現。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMZxICNQOJ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn4LFf8shl
「等等！先穿個布偶服以免被他們發現。」他慌亂的跟在我身後。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUVLft1Hgh
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBoe1YF0dx
「拜託！外星人不像你智障好不好！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX6dXaT9So
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然後我就發現……是我太高估外星人的智力了……286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a3933KIUP
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIug0jO6Ge
我們剛下飛船，便被守門的觸手星人帶領去找船長。他們完全沒絲毫懷疑……286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3e1YGc6zk
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPovlOZrBD
「找到王子了嗎？」船長問。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7E8S9oKy5
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oh7z7l8GM
我正愁著要怎麼回答，身旁的肥宅便出聲回答：「報告船長！暫未發現！」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCvmuk1AN8
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpmJanaifl
「真奇怪……明明儀器感應到王子在附近了……」船長喃喃自語。「算了，你們先休息。」286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNLiQv22Zw
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzJOR5iAPT
「是的船長！」發現肥宅做了敬禮的動作，我也立即跟隨。船長點了點頭，我們便轉身離開。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmantvJEOJ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTodWoMd5P
「呃……我們知道他們目的了誒，現在要走嗎？」說實話，這趟旅程出乎意料之外的快。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzbPWgsMFb
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwBtaqRAIW
「他們剛說用儀器感應王子……也就是說，是因為這儀器，他們才會來。那麼，令測出來的結果不是出現在地球不就行了嗎？」有時候，肥宅的智力不容忽視。ns18.220.167.202da2
