我望住COW D MSG,點諗都唔通,識左JUDY雖然唔耐,但係佢既性格,係直腸直肚,有咩就講咩,烈女一名,你話同佢吹水,稱兄度弟就OK姐,而家要哄佢,仲要幫COW令到JUDY有應覺,其實都好難。584Please respect copyright.PENANAqj4pKWzqYn
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係……我係K房有話過要幫JUDY搵返對COW既愛情感覺,但係都比我諗下先得架,我點會合道呢個機會黎得咁突然,中六合彩又唔見我中。584Please respect copyright.PENANAwkfE5G9EiC
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而我仲諗好唔好同阿琪講,不過如個比阿COW煩埋阿琪既話,阿琪一定會嬲我,都係唔好比佢知。584Please respect copyright.PENANAKu6pZd3RNB
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但係!但係我應該點做好!!!584Please respect copyright.PENANAKBSAl5ha7i
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係呢個時候,我望住房既門,線視慢慢移落,望住個門鎖……門鎖……只要係向某一方向好大力擰把鎖,就可以扭壞佢再打開度門……能蟹仔……花花公子……軍師……軍師!!!係WO,可能可以搵佢幫手WO。584Please respect copyright.PENANAaCYgL0XcpZ
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唔好問我點解我望住把鎖會無啦啦諗到佢,我自己都唔知點解。584Please respect copyright.PENANAefpX39OkdW
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不過,要搵一個唔比佢知道內情既方法而又可以問佢點哄女仔……咁……不如就犧牲少少啦。584Please respect copyright.PENANAmWZgT0ZuJ0
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我:能蟹仔,有野想你幫手584Please respect copyright.PENANAZAsCQoBVuS
能蟹仔:有咩幫到手啊巴打584Please respect copyright.PENANAFogfeZR9Bn
我:關於哄女仔既584Please respect copyright.PENANA8CkTRyDtGI
能蟹仔:(奸笑)584Please respect copyright.PENANAqvCtVOwXvW
能蟹仔:阿琪啊?584Please respect copyright.PENANAGcdxGvKJ1e
我:你當係住先啦584Please respect copyright.PENANAzjVRpbWGI1
能蟹仔:(奸笑)584Please respect copyright.PENANAu5QjiJdNZY
我:點啊584Please respect copyright.PENANAyYfpa1mBRy
我:幫唔幫啊?584Please respect copyright.PENANA8M4jNZBC9S
能蟹仔:你出到聲一定幫架584Please respect copyright.PENANAGbvxXxcOSs
能蟹仔:想幾時?584Please respect copyright.PENANA6XJ3l4C712
我:你幾時得?584Please respect copyright.PENANA0r7wesRvsX
能蟹仔:anytime 都ready584Please respect copyright.PENANARtnY7rRrVP
我:咁聽日?584Please respect copyright.PENANA4efJQFsq76
能蟹仔:駛唔駛咁急啊你584Please respect copyright.PENANAfMHEuiqlrx
我:又係你話anytime ready584Please respect copyright.PENANAPMiHRDnoTm
能蟹仔:(奸笑)584Please respect copyright.PENANAMu9ITyEumn
能蟹仔:就聽日啦咁584Please respect copyright.PENANAlBmKOebSCy
我:好啊584Please respect copyright.PENANAUbxsH8fSoy
我:不過我有個朋友都想聽埋一份584Please respect copyright.PENANAFmYGI6iaeM
我:你介唔介意?584Please respect copyright.PENANALgPaun6vTz
能蟹仔:見係你,無問題584Please respect copyright.PENANAP4b8sKAhFe
約左能蟹仔後,就話左比COW知,佢緊係好爽快咁答應左啦,而我就繼續諗,聽日我應該點問能蟹仔點哄阿琪……唔係,應該係點樣婉轉地幫COW問野好。584Please respect copyright.PENANAWVdX9FwTNK
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而到左另一日,我地約左係一個大排檔度見。584Please respect copyright.PENANAL1BekwOcLb
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「男人既浪漫,豆腐火腩飯,大啤,大排檔,約係呢度傾男人野就最正。」能蟹仔好熟練咁開左支大啤,然後幫COW倒酒。584Please respect copyright.PENANAkbyNGube0o
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「我少少得架拿,我唔係幾飲得。」COW話。584Please respect copyright.PENANACvT4cigaWt
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「飲酒唔駛飲唔飲得,最近要係有得飲就飲,明唔明啊。」能蟹仔一副專家上身咁話。584Please respect copyright.PENANA3jPSxsjoqN
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「硬頸牛,你自己黎拿WO,大家咁熟就唔招呼你拿。」我聽到佢咁講後笑左笑回應佢。584Please respect copyright.PENANA1PqoBzvpo2
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「係呢,我想問女仔要點哄架?」嘩,阿COW,都未開始食野你就入正題,而且,頭先未同你講左今日要扮係我問野,而你係旁邊聽,而家你咁心急,咁未比能蟹仔知道係你想知囉。584Please respect copyright.PENANAiREuFyjvdP
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而能蟹仔見到阿COW咁問,笑左笑話:「你都幾急下架WO。」佢食左幾舊肉後,再飲啖酒話:「女人要哄唔難,最緊要係你睇唔睇得出佢要你哄既時機。」584Please respect copyright.PENANA7W9VIZeklk
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「時機?」我同阿COW同時問。584Please respect copyright.PENANAyHDekKBSBf
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「緊係啦,唔係你以為一味哄就有用架拿。」能蟹仔講完後伸出左三隻手指對住我地,然後話:「你地要知道三點,女人最想比咩野人哄?女人咩野時候想人哄佢?女人最想人哄佢D咩?」584Please respect copyright.PENANAT3zx3baTFl
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「願聞其詳。」我地兩隻牛話。584Please respect copyright.PENANAUE3V743ia5
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「女人最想比自己覺得岩FEEL既人哄,無論係未得米,又或者得左米,甚至好朋友,剛剛識既人,如果佢地對果個人無FEEL,就算點樣哄都好,係一眾女人眼中都只會覺得果D人口花花,嚴重既,佢地只會覺得睇緊馬騮戲。」能蟹仔話,然我地聽到津津有味咁食緊面前D野。584Please respect copyright.PENANARLMv7XNGJR
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「女人想比人哄既時候,佢地會明示或者暗示,明示做出面係想你地令到佢地更開心,暗示係想你地哄返佢開心,當然啦,呢段等人哄既時間係會慢慢冷卻,而如果你係佢地冷卻後先哄返佢,佢地就會話你地不識情趣,呆板,總之所有唔好既野都會標籤係你身上。」我地含住啖飯表示認同。584Please respect copyright.PENANAY37nfOP6yZ
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「而女人點解想比人哄,原因唔係只為左想開心咁簡單,而係想知道自己係果個人心目中既地位去到邊度,因為就好似頭先講既第一點咁,女人只會比岩FEEL既人哄,所以,佢地都想係呢班岩FEEL既人當中有一定既地位,但如果佢地覺得地位不保既話,咁就,OOPS,GOODBYE。」能蟹仔講完後,望一望眼前既空碟話:「你地兩條友你食野定問野架?」584Please respect copyright.PENANAGtQOLu1kSf
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「兩樣都係。」我地兩隻牛傻笑話。584Please respect copyright.PENANAcQBGibClbc