PSYCHOLOGIST
I work with the crazy.649Please respect copyright.PENANA6dvsuaYBI8
I observe, I diagnose, I treat, I make things the way they should be. I'm a psychologist.
'Your mother tells me you've been having nightmares about - monsters. Tell me about them.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA1D1NzbqpZF
'They're not nightmares.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAweeWC2jwEq
'No?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAMjoTgYRDAj
'They're only called nightmares if you're scared. And I'm not scared of monsters.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAmoVL5obCbr
'Very well then. What does scare you? You're afraid of something, I can tell, and it's eating away at you. Are you scared of yourself?'649Please respect copyright.PENANArYLB4JCMGv
'... You're not a very good psychologist, are you? I've already answered that. I'm not afraid of monsters.'
Now look here, this is how it works - you've got to see through the mind of the patient. You consider three things - what made them this way, why they still are this way, and how you can get them to change for the better.
THE CAUSE:649Please respect copyright.PENANAmdOlNJ4Oal
It's the filth. There's nothing else it could be. They are how they are because the filth made them this way, the filth that trickles down, like a hereditary malfunction in this great machine. Can't you smell it?
'How much is my mother paying you?'649Please respect copyright.PENANApT0D5J2M7e
'I don't see how that's relevant at all.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rrds0RDtt
'It's very relevant. Do you want to help me, or do you want to help your pockets?'649Please respect copyright.PENANA9In4VCF61Q
'Evan, that's not the right way of thinking. I'm here to be your friend. I want to get to know you.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAOA9o3tkqC4
'Friends don't have ulterior motives. Everyone does.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA7f7eYTon01
'What's that supposed to mean?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAnshij2h2Bn
'Why're you asking me? Aren't you the psychologist?'
The stench rankles even through these sterile walls. I can't bear it.
THE RESISTOR:649Please respect copyright.PENANABRY2AKJQWp
Of the patients I speak to, 87% are aware of the irreparable state they are in. At least, they believe it is irreparable - it's my job to fix this. The question is, then, why do they believe they are beyond hope?
'Jess?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAnTq6inkbZx
'Oh my god, Evan, what are you doing here?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAVf1kpIXtmY
'Was about to ask the same to you. You look like a wreck.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAd66dXcCMKJ
'You shouldn't see me like this. This is so embarrassing.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAsRzCdw7mo7
'Hey, it's okay. Need another drink?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAcFVHJKObQ1
'No, I really shouldn't... I've already had four.'649Please respect copyright.PENANACmf7ftpPGO
'Then one more won't hurt, will it?'649Please respect copyright.PENANA6gC2BBaKak
'... I... I guess not.'
Patients don't want to accept the fact that they can get better - because this belief removes any responsibility to attempt to do so. If they cannot get better, they need not try.
'Evan, why do you try to oppose me at every turn?'649Please respect copyright.PENANAYveVtLjBSs
'Because it's funny.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA3EUwpbufD7
'What is?'649Please respect copyright.PENANArAv39FTI7B
'Watching you not know what to do. It's new for you, isn't it?'649Please respect copyright.PENANALwD35Q3tg8
'I don't quite see what you're trying to say here.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA17gqumk1qd
'Exactly. But you don't ask. Because it's shameful for you - you can't read me, and I'm not letting you. Who's the one at fault?'
It became apparent, early on in my career, that people won't change. Give them the opportunity, and they will turn it away. The only way to bypass this is to force it upon them until they cannot hide from the truth, even behind closed eyelids.
THE CORRECTION:649Please respect copyright.PENANAO2mKsbvybj
And thus ends the case study - the only thing left to do is to determine the treatment, the therapy.649Please respect copyright.PENANAFEGv6URbi9
-Retribution or Reward649Please respect copyright.PENANA6W17XArsR3
The age old debate over retribution or reward has recently been settled - children up to the age of twelve respond well to positive reinforcement of correct behavior, and much less so to the reprimanding of wrongful deeds. However, I do not work with children. Adults, you see, stop responding to reward, and begin taking in to account punishment far more.649Please respect copyright.PENANAkdmluRF0hD
And so it is that punishment is the way to go.
'I want you to know that this is for the best of you. Dr James is a good man - he isn't here to be your enemy.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAsnk94K5PeH
'He might not be.'649Please respect copyright.PENANACrUG4KCdBW
'Evan, calm down. Evan.'649Please respect copyright.PENANA19mJV6wdJt
'I'm very calm, mother. Look at my hands. Still as stone. Are you talking to yourself? You seem quite agitated.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAIgQl2erdZj
'Evan. Stop this. NOW.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAEwJI9AQHJw
'I don't think so, mother.'649Please respect copyright.PENANARwdxzIqmGm
'Evan - EVAN DON'T YOU - '
They never change. I work on a three strikes basis - the first time, I'll warn them. The second time, I'll scare them. The third time, a penalty is in order. And it's strange. You'd think that after the first two, they'd take the opportunity to change. But they don't. They want to drown in their filth.
'Oh come ooooon Evan I'm so fuckin' -'649Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ee1JKCsLR
'Jess, that's disgusting. Stop it.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAy2cQ4jmUx1
'Evaaaaan you're such a bore why can't you just come in and look here look what i got to show you -'649Please respect copyright.PENANAKV9klrSfts
'You're drunk. For all you care right now, I could be a killer. And you'd invite me in all the same.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAC1jYftVlJO
'look evan dont you just wanna have some fun i know u want to come on have some fun'649Please respect copyright.PENANAsmvqYItMDV
'... Fine.'649Please respect copyright.PENANAWhS1GqrGzH
'ohhh see evan i knew and dont forget to close the door'649Please respect copyright.PENANAjAVHrOLKOq
'I wasn't going to.'
This is the only way they'll learn. The only way to rid this world of the stinking, steaming filth.
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I work with they crazy.649Please respect copyright.PENANAAxTFXpzUgr
And they - they call me mad.649Please respect copyright.PENANA9W5kVJjp69
But they don't understand.649Please respect copyright.PENANABgyyMl0uoM
I'm a psychologist.649Please respect copyright.PENANA54Q89O1HR4
And I've still got the whole world left to treat.