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No Plagiarism!HYIRR9oUXKQ1rPb1XlDSposted on PENANA 「D港女貪慕虛榮,成日要男友買名牌,食餐飯都要人請。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAwzgP6z6cCN 維尼
見到充滿怨氣嘅Post,我果斷留言:「唔係全部女仔都係咁,我最鍾意男友送自製嘅小禮物,食飯都AA制,放假就叫佢陪我行山。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAMXLQ87mPzl 維尼
即刻有人回覆:「妳男友真係有福」、「香港好少有性格咁好嘅女仔」。8964 copyright protection378PENANAhTqghOiyoW 維尼
係架,我同意。8964 copyright protection378PENANAOBl84B3B0a 維尼
每次睇到呢D Post,我都會沾沾自喜,婉轉地炫耀下自己有幾與眾不同,8964 copyright protection378PENANAqinZ0tWN4M 維尼
直到有一日,我收到快遞嘅一隻手錶,又幾岩戴。8964 copyright protection378PENANAjTVQvXWvn3 維尼
「歡迎使用『付出比較錶』,呢隻錶可以計算戀人嘅付出,睇下妳係咪一個好女友。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAy0ISFFxhkz 維尼
隻錶識發聲,Siri黎?邊個送架?8964 copyright protection378PENANAFE1CMJ4FrW 維尼
「當妳嘅付出指數,比男友阿揚少一百倍,就會分手。接唔接受挑戰?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAC7NFBX7Otp 維尼
無啦啦講乜分手,我想除低隻錶,但點扯都除唔甩。8964 copyright protection378PENANA8ntbe0qTBv 維尼
「直到妳同阿揚分手,或者一年後仲一齊緊,隻錶先除得甩。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAf8UKyfjlxS 維尼
咁神奇?不過,我呢種好女仔,付出點會少過男友,隻錶想計咪計。8964 copyright protection378PENANAytu6md9Zek 維尼
「Challenge accepted!計算開始。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAuw0OvMk249 維尼
瞓覺前我照常打俾阿揚,傾咗一個鐘電話。8964 copyright protection378PENANAuQIXFNFytb 維尼
「嘟,男友付出指數+1」8964 copyright protection378PENANAtORS1jdG3J 維尼
我唔太滿意:「點解我地兩個傾電話,剩係佢加付出指數?」8964 copyright protection378PENANADH2Ok73dRR 維尼
「嘟,因為妳鍾意阿揚陪妳傾電話,而阿揚放工好攰,為咗妳開心先陪妳。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAc8rBpuiQoz 維尼
Well,阿揚的確咁講過......算啦,豪俾佢,反正聽日約咗阿揚,我嘅付出指數一定會增加。8964 copyright protection378PENANAuhlIp3Kxj5 維尼
我地約好一齊去行山,我連裝備都幫佢準備好,途中又噓寒問暖,開開心心過咗一日。8964 copyright protection378PENANAtA27ZDJHJW 維尼
「嘟,男友付出指數+3」8964 copyright protection378PENANA4d2WRBCcWS 維尼
做咩又係得佢加?隻錶都唔make sense嘅。8964 copyright protection378PENANAp1iHLCnxw8 維尼
阿揚生日,我花咗好多時間,畫咗幅畫,居然只加咗1點。8964 copyright protection378PENANAZzmkbX1c3K 維尼
到我生日,係我強烈要求之下,佢親手整咗個銀包畀我,我幾滿意。8964 copyright protection378PENANAfrRmWgpWKI 維尼
奇怪嘅係,大家都送手作禮物,佢嘅付出指數居然加咗3點。8964 copyright protection378PENANAAKDxcHqqJj 維尼
我得出結論:隻「付出比較錶」亂黎,唔使理佢,都唔會有魔力令我地分手,8964 copyright protection378PENANAlELPn23ejL 維尼
半年後,阿揚嘅付出指數多過我100倍,8964 copyright protection378PENANAaLI0OuawTF 維尼
同一日,我收到阿揚嘅分手Msg:「對唔住,我地唔適合。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAqSsKFyqKnK 維尼
然後,隻錶自動鬆開咗。8964 copyright protection378PENANAft75ehmIeG 維尼
我喊咗好耐,都唔明點解會分手。我性格咁好,有咩會唔適合?8964 copyright protection378PENANAqVeztvrZ9q 維尼
兩個月後,我喺fb見到「阿揚同阿花in a relationship」,8964 copyright protection378PENANA2cMxvVVl7e 維尼
邊個係阿花?撳入佢fb,見到全部都係名牌、飲飲食食咁,超級膚淺,8964 copyright protection378PENANAPqe3lfdHcV 維尼
呢種港女點配得起我嘅阿揚?8964 copyright protection378PENANArh3Xs33zy5 維尼
我心生一計,將隻「付出比較錶」寄咗去阿花間公司。8964 copyright protection378PENANA2gJbi4BL3I 維尼
無幾耐,果然喺fb見到,阿花戴住果隻邪惡嘅錶,8964 copyright protection378PENANAQjS85SZeCu 維尼
嘿嘿,估計沒多久,你倆就分手。8964 copyright protection378PENANAp3q7xydIUa 維尼
到時阿揚就會發現我有幾好,番黎我身邊。8964 copyright protection378PENANAde1KQiU4fE 維尼
一年後,我收到快遞,居然係果隻錶。8964 copyright protection378PENANAdrMeQcWuWS 維尼
同一日,阿揚喺fb宣佈,要同阿花結婚。8964 copyright protection378PENANAatbU95OI4v 維尼
戴係我度就分手,戴係個死港女度就結婚?8964 copyright protection378PENANAgqnKy0TaPL 維尼
我將隻錶扔落地下,喊咗出黎:「點解會咁?」8964 copyright protection378PENANA4oGNDpZ2bA 維尼
「嘟,妳知唔知阿揚係專業人士,人工高,但做野好辛苦?」隻錶係地下鳴叫。8964 copyright protection378PENANAUhHk60VD6i 維尼
「我知,我都無用佢D錢,餐餐飯都AA制,仲唔夠好?」8964 copyright protection378PENANArGe1GNXnQ6 維尼
「嘟,阿揚根本唔介意果D錢,反而佢做野好大壓力,放工想瞓覺,但要陪妳傾電話;8964 copyright protection378PENANAeGxPoOd7nF 維尼
放假佢想食好野、買靚衫、陪屋企人咁,但你要佢行山做Gym。」8964 copyright protection378PENANA63ChXyIfke 維尼
我忍唔住大叫:「做下運動唔好咩?」8964 copyright protection378PENANApLUjJ2P4fv 維尼
「嘟,阿揚唔鍾意過呢種生活。仲有妳生日啊,妳逼佢用成個假期整銀包,佢寧願買個名牌包包畀妳。」8964 copyright protection378PENANA85EVekWaMZ 維尼
「我都有畫畫送畀佢。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAJ5KiDYaGZI 維尼
「嘟,你享受過程。而且係妳鍾意,阿揚都唔識欣賞。」8964 copyright protection378PENANATgNbB0ykDA 維尼
我未反應得切,隻錶突然播一段片,咦,係我同阿揚某一次行山......8964 copyright protection378PENANAUJvXm2trVi 維尼
我講起:「第時度蜜月呢,我想去登黃山,聽講風景好好。」8964 copyright protection378PENANA5dOlonrFe6 維尼
阿揚呆一呆:「我仲諗住去歐洲。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAUOR820YDqW 維尼
「我又唔係果D名牌港女,點會咁膚淺。如果你體力好D,我直情想去西藏感受下雄麗風光。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAyIppF9J8Il 維尼
「......嗯。聽日阿媽約飲茶,佢叫妳去,妳得唔得閒?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAVmpZHmLFbu 維尼
「下,我唔想去。你阿媽講黎講去都係三姑六婆野,咩超市買夠幾多錢送個鍋、煮排骨用咩醬好,諗起都悶。你飲完茶出黎,陪我做Gym啦。」8964 copyright protection378PENANA1167tqYPIc 維尼
「......好啦。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAIhN02hFCD5 維尼
「嘟,一直以黎,都係阿揚付出,佢去遷就妳,呢種關係唔會長久。」8964 copyright protection378PENANATd21DNomKv 維尼
「咁阿花呢?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAGm0SoP7I80 維尼
「嘟,阿花係鍾意名牌,但阿揚買得起,一齊行名店都好開心。8964 copyright protection378PENANAbE6b2yfWVq 維尼
而且阿花學緊煮野食,同阿揚媽咪好傾得埋......」8964 copyright protection378PENANAUvv15DGaV4 維尼
隻錶講咗一大輪,我打斷佢:「即係話,阿揚就係鍾意D無內涵、性格差嘅死港女?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAYeOgai8s0L 維尼
「嘟,性格無好/差,只有夾/唔夾。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAybwGoGdzgA 維尼
我接受唔到,明明大家都鬧港女,點解港女唔係性格差?8964 copyright protection378PENANAPWT2W3iNxm 維尼
直到我遇到現任男友阿明,無乜錢,好鍾意做運動,花好多時間陪我、整小禮物,8964 copyright protection378PENANAQ6Wi0GaUC3 維尼
最重要嘅係,佢同我一樣咁鍾意鬧港女!8964 copyright protection378PENANA1R6pN4eOV9 維尼
所以,佢覺得我性格好好,直情係完美。8964 copyright protection378PENANAp5djqzZZG0 維尼
每個人對另一半都有要求,要求無分好壞,8964 copyright protection378PENANAfLmfvM0uGD 維尼
只有分你畀唔畀得起,同埋,願唔願意畀。8964 copyright protection378PENANALCtSYJpac6 維尼
一年後,阿明同我講分手,佢鍾意咗個女同事。8964 copyright protection378PENANAtZLs4R3upL 維尼
我咬牙切齒咁問隻錶:「你又話我地好夾?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAyhcqQsdm9o 維尼
「嘟,經過計算,你同阿明志趣相投,係天作之合。」8964 copyright protection378PENANActpTLo5Awd 維尼
「咁點解會分手?個女人有咩好過我?」8964 copyright protection378PENANAb02rRXtpzs 維尼
「嘟,佢靚過妳。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAm5ZVWvYEO5 維尼
「......」8964 copyright protection378PENANAA2qqWVG5ra 維尼
「嘟,阿明唔跟計算結果,貪圖美色,最後佢地都唔會相處得開心架。」8964 copyright protection378PENANAGzOCyO3KBN 維尼
咁有乜用?我依加已經唔開心。8964 copyright protection378PENANALayvhLHCch 維尼
「嘟,經過計算,妳之後會......」8964 copyright protection378PENANAheheiagWvE 維尼
無之後啦,我一腳踩爛咗隻錶。8964 copyright protection378PENANARXy9ppj0h0 維尼
有人貪慕虛榮、有人堅持AA、有人靚有人醜......8964 copyright protection378PENANA3e8lgbmlct 維尼
最後佢地喺情場上各有幸或不幸,我地嘗試總結一條Formula去計算最佳模式,8964 copyright protection378PENANAHVurC4hT6Z 維尼
結果,愛情,根本無得計算。8964 copyright protection378PENANAyXF1bhQNGz 維尼
-完-8964 copyright protection378PENANAGwyw34d9xD 維尼
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