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Chapter J：J is for Joke8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZQakTJqJ9 維尼

—警察最難學的不是開單，是開笑點8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡbojcVMe5dM 維尼

日期：警局值班夜8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡocb9kzSTS2 維尼

地點：值勤室 + 微波爐旁8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXHaccomJQ 維尼

狀況：學長講了一個英文笑話，Veron 靈魂出竅8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eodxcpwbM 維尼

「學弟，來，我教你英文的靈魂。」8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd4wZyQB2z 維尼

Veron 小心翼翼地拿著微波好的便當坐下。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdvwyj5Z86 維尼

學長說：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ZJvDJZI6 維尼

“Why did the police go to the bakery?”8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFk2rcdrsL 維尼

Veron：……？？8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCDScOKfPV 維尼

學長自信爆棚地笑說：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRNKK9oy1i 維尼

“Because he heard something suspicious.”8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeqR0iyCQX 維尼

Veron：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2I7utBC0b 維尼

（……？？？？？）8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FKrG1qgCc 維尼

他嘴角微動：「笑點在哪？是甜點嗎？」8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7TNsp4POV 維尼

學長拍他肩膀：「Suspicious。你不覺得像 suspicious（可疑）＋ delicious（好吃）的結合嗎？」8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsKtssUYTd 維尼

Veron開始懷疑這個笑話比嫌犯還難抓。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡITdzxLgCHe 維尼

他心想：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡn18kAK3y4E 維尼

“I became a cop, not a comedian. But maybe in English, they’re the same thing.”8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VyhYdAVft 維尼

🔤 今日任務單字8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUEK0BOcox 維尼

單字/中文/使用例句8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvVf6JQWo3 維尼

Joke/笑話8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97qRv7B3GU 維尼

That joke made me cry. From confusion.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUJpXE4rCz 維尼

Judge/判斷、法官8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeYDcAj5pv 維尼

I can’t judge your humor.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg4vHyq4MH 維尼

Justice/正義8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqvJDqUI3c 維尼

Justice is no joke, but jokes help us survive it.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFHzKpESeE 維尼

Jail/監獄8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rIXbBjVBr 維尼

I’d go to jail for bad puns.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDj6XwYQwn 維尼

Joy/快樂8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtAUNv0O7P 維尼

A good laugh brings joy, even in uniform.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7goVOCz4Of 維尼

🗣 實用句型（笑著活下去）8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6270Bc2vr 維尼

That was a joke, right...?8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsFHucfP3H 維尼

那…應該是個笑話吧？8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwvjL8YegH 維尼

I didn’t get it, but I’ll laugh anyway.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMZPzztW49 維尼

我聽不懂，但還是先笑好了。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2sMvmclK6 維尼

Please don’t make me laugh while I’m holding my lunch.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn0vH2SFpu 維尼

我在吃飯，請不要讓我笑場。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzbGIumCHa 維尼

😅 Veron 的語言段子筆記 ✍️8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWKln8uSTa 維尼

有些英文笑話，不是讓人發笑，8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡm03pKiYxAx 維尼

是讓人懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg6zLv1bMl 維尼

但我學到一件事：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3lISqvWq0 維尼

如果你能讓對方笑，8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCWtn8BS5c 維尼

他就不會先問你動詞的過去分詞。8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBkD2gBrIK 維尼

🎭 小挑戰任務：Joke Lab8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwuasNjaCl 維尼

請你試著寫一句你自己的英文冷笑話，越冷越好！8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1lA3TebSZ 維尼

包含以下三個單字：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwoB1U9AiJ 維尼

Joke / Jail / Justice8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ItWZQfZSY 維尼

例如：8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡflhDNlKs03 維尼

I told a bad joke about justice, now I’m in joke jail.8964 copyright protection18ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYTZdIiKX9 維尼

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