早上七點，陳小衰從床上醒來，心情大好。今天是個特別的日子——他決定要改變人生！不再倒楣、不再搞砸任何事！33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7ZjL4TOPC
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D9yydvuae
「從今天起，我要做一個正常人！」他站在鏡子前握拳宣誓。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5I1z8K55h
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRh4uqQ3Sn
五分鐘後，他踩到自己的拖鞋，整個人用飛撲的姿勢摔進了衣櫃。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPqWrBDdtE
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhHnlvnfD6
「沒事！只是小小的意外！」陳小衰爬起來，繼續對自己洗腦。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIf3Y8Vgr6q
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd97DoFctM
然後，他拿起牙刷，擠上牙膏，往嘴裡一放——嗯？怎麼辣辣的？33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshJKcaFeVY
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUReLJpvnUM
他低頭一看，手上那條「牙膏」寫著三個大字：洗面乳。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0lhG6utJF
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsxgIUGdpi
「呃呃呃呃呃！！！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2td21Z2LTw
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrst25C9ka
當他一邊狂漱口一邊懷疑人生的時候，他的手機突然響了。來電的是他的兩個死黨，王小霉和李必衰，沒錯，他們就是命運選中的「倒霉三人組」。33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu4xUcU5WV
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nPQ9Kh2UL
王小霉：「快！我們去試試今天一定不會倒楣的方法！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubi2a9C5ix
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmKQBaR60M
李必衰：「我們找到一本書，上面說只要我們三個在出門前大喊三次我是幸運兒，就能改變命運！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFml6EPffk
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOms68mA49m
陳小衰：「真的假的？感覺很唬人欸……」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRSoYi5yAA
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1YXk4uuWp
王小霉：「不試試看怎麼知道？」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWJ7MGpc6L
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fi5TmJZPe
三個人站在公園集合，手牽手，深吸一口氣，齊聲大喊——33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7mnEUWUZm
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYoPQol7sR
「我是幸運兒！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6NNVt1oeQ
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhOVxLEPUF
「我是幸運兒！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTOJOcVmiM
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflJ2l5bFmz
「我是幸運兒！」33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY02dlm1Xi
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZHUGbGwzs
然後，天上的鳥直接往他們頭上拉了一坨……33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXCRX5uydY
33Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aPHUdz9w4
第一章·完
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
