我從沒想過,人生居然能在一覺醒來後變得如此離譜......49Please respect copyright.PENANAAzC5zR4ZuJ
「莎波娃!妳又偷懶了嗎?!」49Please respect copyright.PENANASVuHS7u4xu
一道憤怒的女聲如雷貫耳,我猛地睜開眼,卻發現自己趴在一張滿是奇怪金屬零件的桌子上,手裡還握著一顆半完成的機械球。49Please respect copyright.PENANAi9vciBJu5L
……等等,這是哪?我剛剛不是還在自己溫暖的小床上做美夢嗎?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAPaxzd0m3ZV
「快把複製好的機械螺絲交出來!不然工程又要延期了!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAv5N9kP0CWP
女人叉著腰怒瞪著我,臉色猶如即將噴發的火山。49Please respect copyright.PENANAque56KdP07
我懵了,低頭一看,這才驚恐地發現~自己的手變了!不再是熟悉的纖纖玉手,而是一雙佈滿老繭、帶著點機油味的勞工之手。49Please respect copyright.PENANAWoiSjYMdLy
「莎波娃!妳又傻住了?」女人沒好氣地在我眼前揮了揮手,「快點!妳的能力可是我們工坊的寶貝!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA0QHVKjWzC6
能力?什麼能力?49Please respect copyright.PENANAoxE6ycy5H2
我還在風中凌亂中,但根據她的話,我勉強能拼湊出幾個關鍵訊息,我穿越了!而且現在的這具身體名叫「莎波娃」,擁有某種能「複製物品」的能力?!49Please respect copyright.PENANALk98gpKsBa
「莎波娃!快點複製三百個A型螺絲,不然我們今天別想下班!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAtDVDozfMEz
工坊主管艾瑪大姐怒氣沖沖地瞪著我,手上的榔頭拍得桌面砰砰作響。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5MK3tK6Iat
我無奈地癱在工作台上,一動不動:「三百個……太多了吧?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAyH5hdsbjDd
「妳只要動動手指就行了!」艾瑪快被我氣死,「我們其他人還要花時間組裝呢!」49Please respect copyright.PENANALOGWp43Rg1
「唉~」我長長地嘆了口氣,隨手拿起一顆A型螺絲,在掌心輕輕一捏。49Please respect copyright.PENANAgwt1sLXmND
「嗡~」49Please respect copyright.PENANAXyUjqdvzfw
一陣細微的震動響起,下一秒,桌上立刻憑空出現了三百顆一模一樣的螺絲,整齊排列,閃閃發光。49Please respect copyright.PENANAwzjWApjvn9
艾瑪瞬間笑得跟開花似的,揮手大喊:「大家動起來!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPryteX5Zw3
而我則滿足地又把頭埋進軟乎乎的靠墊裡,準備繼續我的躺平計畫...49Please respect copyright.PENANA3C9Jv7wHSR
然而,還沒等我閉上眼睛,工坊的門突然被人猛地踹開!49Please respect copyright.PENANANspVwF7mba
一群全副武裝的士兵衝了進來,為首的是個穿著華麗軍服的男人,渾身散發著「我很有權勢」的氣場。他氣勢洶洶地指著我,高聲喊道:「莎波娃!我們王國需要妳的能力!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAv8lf8Gsubs
我:「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANANAfPSdMZw2
完了,工資還沒領到,怎麼就要被抓壯丁了?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAQo6a32w2bb
被迫上工,還是零薪水?!49Please respect copyright.PENANADj4nm46Clc
我被「請」(其實是強行押送)到了王宮,一路上心如死灰。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJl6qPoB0WV
國王坐在金光閃閃的王座上,雙眼放光地盯著我:「聽說妳能複製任何東西?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAohLtMb5GU4
我:「呃……算是吧?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAIPZ9drNuow
「太好了!」國王興奮地一拍桌子,「我們的皇家寶庫最近有點空,妳幫忙複製點黃金吧!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA0s65mHmThT
我:「???」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPyTXP3AmNJ
不是,我只是想躺平,怎麼一覺醒來變成行走的印鈔機了?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAoyjXGdYCS4
「國王陛下!」我趕忙擺手,「這不行啊!複製的黃金如果過多,會導致通貨膨脹,貨幣價值崩壞,整個王國的經濟體系都會垮掉!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAv4rY7VT47x
國王皺眉:「那……少複製一點?」49Please respect copyright.PENANA2tV41tMKEh
「那還不如不複製!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA543tG3efnR
國王沉默片刻,然後眼神一亮:「那妳幫我複製點美酒吧!最近宴會的庫存快不夠了!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA258YtGNWip
「……」這王國到底是多窮啊?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAhiqjF1Ty2H
就在我試圖勸退國王的時候,一名黑衣男子無聲無息地出現在大殿內。他氣質陰沉,帶著詭異的笑意對我微微頷首:「莎波娃小姐,我是皇家秘術官,來邀請妳加入我們的軍隊。」49Please respect copyright.PENANALpgsc1e0Wz
「軍隊?!」我瞬間提高警覺,「不不不,我這人沒啥戰鬥力,打仗不適合我!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA0t9YxnOO33
秘術官笑得更加神秘:「不需要戰鬥力,我們只希望妳複製一些戰略資源,比如武器、糧食、戰馬……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAYqMjoHBhIj
我:「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANAyjuaE7bRoV
我瞪大雙眼,開始認真思考跑路計畫。49Please respect copyright.PENANA86iY2iJu1M
全世界都想剝削我?!49Please respect copyright.PENANATaSO80E0mf
當天晚上,我果斷從王宮翻牆逃跑,卻在城門口被艾瑪大姐攔住。49Please respect copyright.PENANAW6UvPq09IJ
「妳跑什麼?」艾瑪叉腰,「工坊的螺絲還沒複製完呢!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAPdO7Yq0VyM
我欲哭無淚:「姐!國王要讓我當印鈔機,秘術官想讓我當軍火商,現在妳還想讓我當螺絲生產機?!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAXT7lHAZi6p
艾瑪點頭:「對啊,妳複製螺絲的速度比我們自己做快多了!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAWaRscE9OtJ
我:「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANANIyaHyj5Yx
我不幹了!!!49Please respect copyright.PENANADpAfstOeIz
於是,我決定徹底擺爛,帶著自己複製來的滿滿零食,逃到了城郊的一間小屋,開始過上隱居生活。每天躺在草地上曬太陽,偶爾複製點點心,過著真正的鹹魚人生。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkWFZxDqjlF
直到某天~49Please respect copyright.PENANAOfAoEP1RxW
我剛咬下一塊蛋糕,門外突然響起急促的敲門聲。49Please respect copyright.PENANAnrHV7UfniG
「莎波娃!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAwi9mtpwqEq
我嚇了一跳,門一開,竟然是秘術官。他滿臉興奮地看著我:「我們發現了一個新的理論,妳的複製能力可能不只是物品,還能複製……能力!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAwGTPffgP11
我:「???」49Please respect copyright.PENANAoLHNFAz2qJ
秘術官眼神灼熱:「所以,妳能不能幫我複製一下國王的王位?」49Please respect copyright.PENANALXleEtXq5Q
我:「……」49Please respect copyright.PENANARgtUQuTFd9
……我只想躺平啊!!!49Please respect copyright.PENANAHrlrb4QrkX
但這個世界根本不允許我安靜地耍廢。
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