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No Plagiarism!MhUmtYwJZAefmZErZ896posted on PENANA 《從0開始的垃圾話N-SIDE》 EP -1 這肯定是最可愛的木醣吧 This must be the cutest xy”lose”!8964 copyright protection40PENANAvrcP5WAHn6 維尼
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眾所皆知,我是一個在EP上創造各種宇宙的人,所以今天我就來教螢幕前各位如何穿越時間線,去看看另一條時間線的自己,首先先舉個例子,現在是2024年12月4日,在理論上,我們在穿越的日期會和另一個世界相同,但是時間會具有不確定性,知道這個基本概念後,那我就要教學如何穿越了——8964 copyright protection40PENANA53I8T8TJYb 維尼
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tip 1,準備幾顆陽電子以及單點式粒子加速裝置,以上花費事實上不多,約3001799999美圓,換算比特幣約3002個,相信這是一般人能夠負擔得起的8964 copyright protection40PENANA9OQ3sEql7l 維尼
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tip 2,架設好設備之後,利用多重陽電子進入加速器的反覆撞擊撕裂時空,這時候你就會獲得一個傳送門,進入,你就會進入一個全新的時間線,這代表你成功穿越了!8964 copyright protection40PENANAaM2PzCgR6l 維尼
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請問⋯⋯在螢幕前,尊貴的導演大人⋯⋯你當我真的買得起陽電子嗎!不要說買不起了,這個東西在EVA才有吧!8964 copyright protection40PENANAhzUSnbfDJ1 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯好像也是⋯⋯那我查到了陽電子多少錢是怎麼回事?」8964 copyright protection40PENANAD4VOsqSkeJ 維尼
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好好⋯⋯隨便隨便,那你也要對劇情有些交代吧,編劇!8964 copyright protection40PENANAMcqjyJpMyT 維尼
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「以下是十個充滿「垃圾話」幽默風格的冒險劇本大綱,適合作為輕鬆搞笑的故事靈感:」8964 copyright protection40PENANATQmAdkF3Fa 維尼
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背景:冒險小隊誤闖麥當勞,但發現店裡正被一名自稱「麥樂雞盜賊王」的男子劫持。44Please respect copyright.PENANAHO6uu0gjyh
垃圾話:8964 copyright protection40PENANA5VQhsi8tI7 維尼
- 「交出甜酸醬!這才是我來這裡的真正原因!」
- 「你以為我們沒見過比你更瘋的?上次那個拿番茄醬劍的哥們都比你有創意!」
挑戰:說服劫匪放下醬料,或者幫他完成對雞塊的終極追求⋯⋯』8964 copyright protection40PENANAkMfakiuWGO 維尼
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「閉嘴!下一段的劇本,你要進去陽電子炮裡面!傳送去另一條時間線看看你自己,不然沒有觀眾會相信!」8964 copyright protection40PENANArFPz8dTgmA 維尼
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等等你是沒看過EVA嗎,第六使徒、第六使徒用的就是陽電子炮!你是想要你的員工少一個是不是!8964 copyright protection40PENANAf08sD529hc 維尼
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喂,餘罪0的卡蘿斯嗎,聽說你很殘暴,又會穿越時間線,你可以先把導演揍一頓,再把我送去另一條時間線嗎?8964 copyright protection40PENANALqFFTwUqEI 維尼
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我這輩子好像都花在這種沒有意義的事情上了⋯⋯8964 copyright protection40PENANAuWAfTYG6TR 維尼
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好,現在我就要親自示範如何使用陽電子加上粒子加速器開啟傳送門!8964 copyright protection40PENANAUc7dCrUQTn 維尼
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等等這些東西從哪裡搞來的?8964 copyright protection40PENANAvPmW3snc28 維尼
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⋯⋯OK沒事,我們現在要正式啟動機器了!3、2、1.9、1.98、1.988、1.9888、1.98888⋯⋯8964 copyright protection40PENANAaxehc2Va3U 維尼
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這是劇本寫的,我也不知道啊!8964 copyright protection40PENANAr6qCPr92fY 維尼
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、1,陽電子炮啟動!8964 copyright protection40PENANARKUe4h8HUT 維尼
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呃⋯⋯好的各位,我可以進去了?8964 copyright protection40PENANAebZIUR1MIL 維尼
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呃⋯⋯我進去這集不就結束了?8964 copyright protection40PENANAEx5PKK17e1 維尼
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「沒事,我會幫你想後續的劇情的。」8964 copyright protection40PENANAoT71QTfXhR 維尼
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於是,他就此開啟了一場冒險⋯⋯8964 copyright protection40PENANAytF5iXgaOB 維尼
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破碎的時間線中,一個女孩蹲在一片漂流的陸地,頂著一頂闊頂帽,背後雙鉤閃耀著冷冽的銀光,披風隨風而起,幾瓶毒藥及手槍折射著光線顯出。8964 copyright protection40PENANAp2JB9olbjK 維尼
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「有意思的人來了啊⋯⋯」帽頂下,赤焰般的雙唇顯露出一陣壞笑。8964 copyright protection40PENANAWSwQppnjSE 維尼
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