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No Plagiarism!dpxM2jwfq7HqrzWBbXlOposted on PENANA 「我擦!!!」,菜根又翻起了棉被!8964 copyright protection146PENANAnNTblJdsWD 維尼
天太冷,前兩天被太太糊了一臉噴嚏,隔一天就感冒了。8964 copyright protection146PENANACrwIpISVDO 維尼
菜根看了旁邊睡姿多彩多姿的太太,揉了揉額頭:「剛剛好像做到什麼菜根的夢!?」8964 copyright protection146PENANA77JMNOLswx 維尼
真是太可怕了......前幾天光是不知名的嗡嗡聲!8964 copyright protection146PENANARi91wkMEAs 維尼
還夢到一些莫名其妙的夢!8964 copyright protection146PENANAKhdUJgHkdZ 維尼
菜根試著從夢境的瘋狂中找出點素材來寫......8964 copyright protection146PENANAn9Ac1nRry0 維尼
首先是看到自己變成棒狀物,與名畫《吶喊》的結合!?8964 copyright protection146PENANAVaU0tJOVVa 維尼
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我這麼純潔的男子漢,又不是某兔?我相信兔子不會跑進來的!8964 copyright protection146PENANA72x6Lx43sE 維尼
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然後變成金箍菜根棒,最後被夾在喜馬拉雅山之間!這好!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAxoxYTEnUDK 維尼
超棒的~可以讓我爽上一天,想想看如果我變成那根棒~8964 copyright protection146PENANA1NtwWw7maC 維尼
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「然後呢?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA19WYYZAJbt
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「然後?」,菜根看了看桌上的綠茶,它正在睡覺。150Please respect copyright.PENANArQAmqDiyMJ
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難道是熊熊?沒睡醒的菜根還是繼續說~8964 copyright protection146PENANAP9HOlLJOtK 維尼
再來就是吃菜跟補菜頭的故事翻版了,充魔!?8964 copyright protection146PENANALvfnYLsZ66 維尼
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下個挺詩意的,水裡來、火裡去!8964 copyright protection146PENANActhhi900RT 維尼
大概就是種,可以川燙、又可以燒烤~8964 copyright protection146PENANA72niIyhzmp 維尼
女人都愛吃!這種猥褻的感覺吧!8964 copyright protection146PENANAQoFuhfoThq 維尼
「但如果太太知道女生都愛吃菜根,那可不太妙。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAj0ioK2ywox
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身為乳不巨、何以聚人心的蕉站代表!8964 copyright protection146PENANAHouzp2mH9G 維尼
日買巨乳三千本!可謂是迷漫畫家之救星也!8964 copyright protection146PENANARoBEAItJQ0 維尼
「他怎麼當傳說啊?」150Please respect copyright.PENANATrYWYMYp1F
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他是個誠實的紳士,表裡如一,菜根我敢說~~8964 copyright protection146PENANABA9gYxwelV 維尼
這麼表裡如一、對性慾誠實的紳士已經很少見了!8964 copyright protection146PENANA62YGFWRsaK 維尼
就像是......對,向星願的緋火誠!8964 copyright protection146PENANAueIKGTXee3 維尼
如果你想跟圈差女朋友,那你會怎麼說?8964 copyright protection146PENANAxqesjmz9su 維尼
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對對對!不只如此,再來是一個畫面超級衝突的故事。8964 copyright protection146PENANAIxwFWQGEsc 維尼
明明......在肅殺的戰場上,卻有人拿著猥褻物在那裏對決。8964 copyright protection146PENANAOjTeoFlV34 維尼
雖然說,猥褻物就是菜根的化身,菜根棒!8964 copyright protection146PENANAyNtX4pVjng 維尼
「不知道變成猥褻物,被女生握在手上的感覺是什麼?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAkAQtabsfmD
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「應該會是一個新奇的感受?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAHW9GulKLSd
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「對啊?」,菜根揉了揉眼睛,看到熊熊,牠睡在枕頭上面。嗯?150Please respect copyright.PENANAphzbW3OZRF
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「SO?」150Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ba93H3cUo
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菜根抓起熊熊,開始看是不是有什麼聲控裝置?8964 copyright protection146PENANAKqfw8sgatL 維尼
「再來是成為一個女狐狸的最愛。」,最心愛的猥褻物那種感覺?150Please respect copyright.PENANAqjXFQbENMX
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這群人真是越來越厲害了!8964 copyright protection146PENANAJXuMz3ktiT 維尼
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「嗯。」,我沒說錯,「然後接著變身神兵利器、四處捅人。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAl9BrSj9efb
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「是啊。」,菜根抓了抓腦袋,聲控呢?150Please respect copyright.PENANANI1hiTO3qV
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「我好像看到還有兩篇?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAFpOX0kyx0l
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「嗯嗯!」,不得不說,明明天氣G8冷,這群人的慾火啊~150Please respect copyright.PENANANOtKs218iT
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難怪千年前就有春宮圖了,食色性也呢!孔老頭~8964 copyright protection146PENANAayIGpfuufF 維尼
「那是關於菜根被女生硬上的故事。」,這輩子都沒感受過被女生推倒耶。150Please respect copyright.PENANAJlOGopgfGt
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「關於菜根搞男人的故事。」,菜根確認了熊熊娃娃裡面並沒有聲控。150Please respect copyright.PENANAAtr574y1nK
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──那到底是誰在說話?8964 copyright protection146PENANAmDNDQG38Ka 維尼
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「!」,菜根無法置信,女生在假日睡到中午十二點!150Please respect copyright.PENANAxqD9gUtIXR
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「老婆......你聽我解釋。」,擦的!那群小說家!150Please respect copyright.PENANAMAMHxOWQjn
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