於是愛兒朝往海底的深處,魔女小烏的藥局,傳聞小烏擁有海洋中最邪惡的力量,有許多人魚向小烏買藥,都落得悽慘的結局,然而為了追求真愛,一點風險又算得了什麼,愛兒是如此相信「真愛定能排除萬難。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAB437etutOl
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當愛兒遊向藥局,看到門口張貼的標語「服用藥水一定有風險,藥水服用有賺有賠,申購前應詳閱公開說明書。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAtYoYCAox2t
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這麼複雜的文法一向是愛兒最不擅長,愛兒擅長的就只有唱情歌,這串標語自然視而不見,再說愛兒怎麼會因為抽象的風險,放棄自己的真愛呢!52Please respect copyright.PENANAfhvtDrs2qf
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愛兒一進門,眼前的環境明亮寬敞,櫃檯桌上一塵不染,陳架上的藥水整齊劃一,大理石地板熠熠生輝,散發專業、值得信任的形象,與自己想像中恐怖、神秘的氛圍相去深遠。52Please respect copyright.PENANA35sOicfEzv
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愛兒問:「魔女小烏在嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAV4Y7bB8HMW
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小烏從櫃檯桌冒出頭來,小烏綁著包包頭,空氣瀏海細細分明,給人一種精明幹練的印象,而小小的臉蛋顯得年輕,讓人猜不出年紀。52Please respect copyright.PENANAGYD822OSxN
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「妳要買什麼藥水呢?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAKNvBRRM1XR
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「給我一瓶喝下去會長出女人雙腳的藥水。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAqmAlOklsIQ
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「為什麼妳會想要女人的雙腳?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAS6tJJbked8
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「為了真愛,我愛上陸地上的王子。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAaZHdjMHYMF
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「那麼你知道女人的雙腳除了走路,還能做什麼?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAE7aTInFz4c
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「還可以跑步、跳舞、逛街購物。」52Please respect copyright.PENANADvIgWyUBZ7
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「哈哈哈哈,你只知道這些嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAk1NCEPXcuE
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愛兒沉默不語,點點頭。52Please respect copyright.PENANA6OdiqVfo5z
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「看來你對男女之事一無所知,這樣你也敢踏上陸地,我真是佩服,看來要先把妳教會,不然等王子打開你的雙腳,你肯定會相當害怕。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAMfttCikZW6
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「你快教教我吧!」52Please respect copyright.PENANA0BAFD1TFtS
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「首先你要知道女人雙腳中間有條道路,它會帶男女通往愛情的高嘲,同時也是孕育生命的路口,妳要知道如何使用,王子想要你的雙腳,圖的就是能踏進這條路。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAKU3VByQlDD
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「小烏妳說得我完全聽不懂,可以告訴我要怎麼做?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAh2O4OBc8cm
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「說得形象一點,當你解開王子的褲子,妳會發現男人兩腳之間,還有第三隻腳,你要把第三隻腳放進雙腿中間的道路,接下來只要不斷在路上摩擦,你會發現第三隻腳會越來越炙熱,當火候到了,第三隻腳會在這條路上射出愛的精華,那麼你和王子就有機會孕育愛情的結晶,也就是生命,這個行為人類稱呼為做愛,這麼說妳明白了嗎?」52Please respect copyright.PENANAlLAVJQTx3s
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「謝謝妳告訴我怎麼做愛,我好像有點懂。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAQO1IgnO9UD
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「先有這個概念,到時候你自然會知道怎麼做,講真的我佩服妳追求真愛的勇氣,我就算妳便宜一點,原價一萬,這罐藥水收你5000貝殼幣就好。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAAuJ6rQjXwM
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「好的,雖然還是有點貴,不過我買了。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAcPn30Ib0FR
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小烏給了愛兒一罐藥水,和藥水說明書,字小小的密密麻麻,但愛兒不會去看,相信讀者平常買完東西後也不會閱讀說明書,更何況是天真無邪的愛兒公主。52Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dd3yjOLnl
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「愛兒公主妳要在天空露出魚肚白,全部喝完藥水不能有剩喔,告訴你喔!這瓶藥水只有七天的有效期,七天效期過了,妳就會化為泡沫,除非你喝下解藥。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAyA4OScWGYj
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「解藥在哪裡?」52Please respect copyright.PENANArX7bAwdwnS
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「解藥在王子的第三隻腳裡,你可以透過雙手上下、或著嘴巴吞吐,讓王子噴出愛的精華,當妳喝下愛的精華,妳就不會化為泡沫,這並不難,對你們倆來說很簡單,畢竟是真愛嗎!」小烏臉蛋泛紅,興奮地說。52Please respect copyright.PENANAZJtR7g36Q6
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「小烏,妳人真好,我該如何感謝妳。」52Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7wRgaVBiK
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「你們倆幸福就是對我最好的感謝,再給你這扇貝, 打開扇貝,我們就可以遠端視訊通話了!有什麼疑問,立刻Call我」52Please respect copyright.PENANAVbAKh5hPXp
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「小烏妳真是我的好姐姐。」說完愛兒給了小烏大大的擁抱。52Please respect copyright.PENANAAkjpHgxuvv
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真是幸福的公主,獲得了真愛,同時也收穫珍貴的友情。