ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ivegb13ny
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH4ICshF2f
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj81nzllNA
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaK81nwISJ
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjrbzrz2Qv
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IIEGIXEcS
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzfn2KRwgs
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftqMrwEPlH
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCemzc0zLqB
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRBBbk5enC
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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