就係咁，皇上同輝夜姬互相書信傳情已經有三年。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6myOKS1zKT
時間嚟到三年後初春嘅某一個夜晚，輝夜姬仰望住個月亮，睇下睇下竟然就忽然之間喊咗出嚟。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqpdteCxdu
大家覺得咁樣唔係幾老黎，所以屋企所有人都決定唔再比佢夜晚出房睇月亮。然而輝夜姬每逢有機會都一定又會偷偷地鼠出房睇月亮，而且都係每次睇親就會喊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD42LQuORG
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx0vE9bPKn
又過多一排去到文月*十五，依晚月光光照地堂，輝夜姬望住個月亮好似心思思咁。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrm7dwQDh
附近啲下人見到就急急腳去搵阿伯報寸：「輝夜姬次次望親個月亮就喊屎喊忽搞到好似死老母咁款唔係好對路下喎。老爺你好好地睇住下人啦，一陣人地隔離陳師奶見到又唔知會傳啲咩出去呀。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFJelGYell
於是阿伯就去搵輝夜姬同佢講：「妹豬你到底發生咩事咁唔開心呢？個月亮好圓好大好靚吖，睇住個咁靚嘅月亮唔係應該會心情都好啲嫁咩？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTWmF8Ngid
輝夜姬答：「又唔係有咩心事所以唔開心，只係每次我望住個月亮都會覺得人世間真係好唔公平。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2d9bTJQqb
阿伯無為意只係以為佢又唔知喺邊睇埋啲抖音壞腦嘢先亂講嘢就走咗，過幾日再返嚟睇佢仲係咁樣阿伯先開始覺得唔對路就同佢講：「妹豬你日日咁喊法你對眼唔痛我個心都痛啦，阿伯我都叫食鹽多過你食米有咩一個人諗唔通咪講俾我知大家一齊諗囉。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV134CemiAo
輝夜姬只係搖下頭講：「無咩嘢諗唔通，只係有啲唔開心姐。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYQP558AMc
阿伯就捉返佢入屋：「你如果望親個月亮都會唔開心嘅就唔好望啦，乖我地返入屋。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0kERtPBlC
但無論阿伯點拉點扯輝夜姬都係唔肯走，唯有由得佢繼續望住個月亮喊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gcJ4ByE4a
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs88kDtNF3X
之後每一晚，每當個天可以見到月亮輝夜姬就會行出嚟一路睇住個月亮一路喊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9SPTtGV5h
神奇嘅係如果果晚個天睇唔到月亮嘅輝夜姬就咩事都無，但一旦見到月亮佢無耐就會開始喊，個月亮愈大佢就喊得愈勁，如果係月圓之夜直頭喊得仲勁過戚秦式見到戚家上下十三口連隻狗都闔家富貴咁。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaWRKr3IYI
大家雖然都知道輝夜姬話無心事係假，但亦都無人chok到輝夜姬因咩事而唔開心。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWPMdtDHn6
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopNZanbhSW
又過咗一排嚟到葉月*，依一晚輝夜姬突然就喊到傻咗咁。而且今次同以前唔一樣，以前佢都會收收埋埋咁喊唔想大家見到，今次佢直頭已經唔怕比人見到一路周圍行就一路喊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50nxyoCC4Z
阿伯阿婆見到嚇到鼻哥窿都無肉咁問：「妹豬咩事呀，你唔係生cancer吖嘛，唔好嚇伯yeah公我呀。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYp0K2n2aR
輝夜姬一路喊住就一路講：「好耐好耐以前我已經打算同你地講，但怕講完你地一定會唔開心所以每次準備好想講都會轉身離開有話說不出來，不過已經到咗依個時候睇怕我都唔可以再扮無嘢。其實我唔係地球人，係月球人嚟，因為前世犯咗事而被踢落凡間受罰。今個月十五號就係我刑滿出冊嘅日子，到時月球人就會嚟接我返去。本身一早已經想講，但我知你地兩老一定唔會接受到到時又喊屎喊忽所以一直都瞞住你地，今年年頭開始我就plan緊要點開口會比較好，所以咪一直都咁唔happy。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLUteozgFI
阿伯聽完就嬲到拍枱：「我唔準你咁講嘢啊，當年我執你返嚟你仲矮過我條撚，廿年嚟又敏屎換片養到你咁大粒同我搶你走？邊撚個咁沙膽出嚟隻抽，有種就打撚死我再搶走你！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHneN0wa5D
輝夜姬聽完都好唔開心咁講：「雖然我喺月球都有父母，但我喺月球嘅時間遠遠唔及喺凡間同你地相處嘅日子。我一啲都唔掛住月國嘅父母亦一啲都唔想返去，從來都只睇你地兩個做我親人。只可惜返鄉下依件事並唔係我一個人嘅決定，一切喺我跌落凡間果刻就已經整定咗。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglqnlLueoo
講完之後，兩個人就攬住一齊喊咗好耐。連周圍見到嘅下人都眼濕濕，雖然平時輝夜姬份人係爛口咗啲又MK，但假假地都叫一齊相處咗咁多年睇住佢大睇住佢壞唔多捨得佢走。於是全屋上下個個無曬心機又唔食又唔飲，日日係咁喺度嘆氣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlNTbOvk5f
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLp9g9WT6B
唔使好耐皇上就收到風知道咗，即刻就朝都唔上趕過嚟見輝夜姬。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdkbJYeKs7
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTBXrC0M3F
皇上嚟到之後，見到全屋個個都喊緊，就好似當日金仔死老豆果時全北韓上下都一齊爆喊咁淒涼。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpEFoPzrdA
皇上扶返起阿伯問佢：「聽聞出咗大事，有咩朕可以幫到手？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfDwYa0rso
阿伯喊住咁答：「今個月十五號，月球人就會派兵嚟搶輝夜姬走。我大膽請求皇上馬上安排兵馬，十五號果晚喺我屋企駐守，如果真係有月球人嚟就即刻做佢老母臭閪。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd9j3FX9b5
皇上聽完好爽快就答應咗：「朕先見佢果一面就掛住佢成世，阿伯你同佢朝見口晚見面點可能會捨得，朕完全明你感受。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLreAj2JMox
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44AlnZFRlf
於是十五號，皇上安排將軍率領2999人兵分2999路抗擊月球部隊，皇上再自己再親率1人大軍兵分三路直取月賊本營。一時之間輝夜姬屋企個山頭逼滿曬人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWy6LTiTEJ
屋入面所有男人一係擸刀一係擸弓準備，女人就喺房入面圍成一個圈。圈中間阿婆攬實輝夜姬，再兩個人一齊鎖自己喺個大籠入面，而阿伯鎖起房門之後企喺房門口把守。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyx7q4wJnc
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OPyvOiK6J
阿伯對天大笑三聲：「你老母今次如來佛祖嚟都無面俾呀！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmtRdEt5a9
然後又再同守喺屋頂班人下令：「一陣我唔理係見到月球人定你老母定三上悠亞，總之有嘢飛過就同我射佢老母閪落嚟！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPMhLcDH9i
班守衛即刻大聲答：「就算係一隻麻雀飛過都射佢老母閪！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk4fLoXusn
阿伯聽到就放心曬，但輝夜姬聽到無放心不特止仲話：「雖然依個方法以地球人嘅角度嚟睇已經好完美，但喺月球人面前我估都喺無撚用。班友識飛你地用箭唔會射得中，而且個個都識隔空開鎖，真係打起上嚟佢地就算唔還拖你打到無氣都唔會打得中。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU05xa2sKZn
阿伯見輝夜姬唔幫手不特止仲要講埋啲悔氣說話就好嬲咁講：「你好啦喎唔好再長他人志氣滅自己威風，屌那星班契弟真係敢嚟嘅我一定挖佢對眼出嚟浸酒，除埋佢底橫拖住佢頭髮喺朝廷百官面前示眾！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ugcg0ETu2
輝夜姬好緊張咁冚住阿伯把口講：「咮…細聲啲啦柒頭，一陣比上面啲人聽到你就大檸樂呀落到嚟第一個就捉你去祭旗呀。今日未報養育之恩就要離開你地其實我自己都唔好過，上面雖然個個都DIO咁款又靚仔又不老不死，但我寧願喺度同你地一齊生活一齊老都唔想返去。不如你地大家都開心啲，一齊笑住送我上路啦。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhJs7i0WJL
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQg4RGjodi
時間嚟到半夜，就喺大家都以為輝夜姬只係尻吹點會有月球人嚟上演關公大戰外星人嘅時候，突然天上面飛咗幾粒閃光彈落嚟地下。霎時之間成個山頭比起日頭仲要更加光猛。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvUxRaQtQF
而同一時間，喺天上面有一大班人馬飛住落嚟直衝輝夜姬屋企。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl1ivZLsDr
駐守嘅人入面唔多人有打過CS，見到閃光彈果下都未識俾反應自然就閃到盲咗睇唔到嘢。有小部份人由細打CS大知道見到閃光彈要拎頭無受到影響即刻就拉弓想射返轉頭，但無論佢地點射都一定會硬係差啲啲先射中。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8K0mOkall
全部人打曬成排彈匣都無一個人可以射得中月球人，慢慢大家就灰心無曬戰意，淨係對住啲月球人得個望字。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB3OBKuP6M
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kn5z0Cf4F
唔使5分鐘啲月球人就全部降落到地面，仔細睇佢地個個著件衫都非常靚非常華麗，直頭靚到唔似係依個世界嘅事物一樣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlshUCaOzNm
無幾遠有其中一個月球人身上披住霸王色霸氣，睇個樣似係天人之中Boss嘅人向住阿伯個方向大嗌：「你地入面邊個叫造麻呂，同我過嚟！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLriNRVi9oz
阿伯雖然年紀有返咁上下但都叫斬竹搵食嘅個人大大隻隻，然而喺霸王色霸氣面前都馬上俾人壓到企都企唔穩，當堂好似飲醉酒咁搖下搖下仆到隻Boss前面。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfvwrJhzzL
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wCpfJEAuA
個Boss用好有中氣嘅聲音講：「因為你前世都叫儲咗唔少功德，所以我地將輝夜姬趕落凡間嘅時候先選擇咗將佢交俾你地。而你亦都靠輝夜姬啲超能力得到一筆財富，大家之間應該已經無拖無欠。輝夜姬曾經因為喺月球犯事而被罰流放凡間要佢喺平凡人家度反省返一排，今日佢已經刑滿可以出冊都喺時候要返嚟月球同我地一齊生活。好好分開應要淡忘，阿伯你可以返歸啦。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRiwxYtjwV
阿伯仲有少少唔服輸喊住咁講：「我養輝夜姬已經有廿幾年，你話你只係罰佢喺平凡人家度反省返一排咁大把點會係我妹豬。我睇你都係認錯人啦你要搵果個輝夜姬一定唔係裡面果位。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPRp3GKLYi
阿伯見班月球人都仲係不為所動就唯有補多句：「而且呢我妹豬咁橋今朝快測兩條線，咁多位一場嚟到都唔會想嚟旅行第一日就奶野姐，不如你地去京都Shopping下先妹豬一條線返我再打俾你叫你地嚟認人好唔好？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSGSUGKsEA
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwS8Sy1LdA
Boss知道同佢再廢話都係蹝氣，就一個箭步兩下輕功飛咗上輝夜姬間房屋頂，向裡面大聲講：「輝夜姬快啲過嚟！啲咁污糟嘅地方唔好再逼自己留底啦。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVL5gLMfSk
講完之後突然全屋所有門窗，櫃門，盒蓋，總之可以打開嘅嘢都嘭一聲全部彈開，就連馬桶蓋都無一倖免。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qWf78Xqhq
輝夜姬都好似俾嘢上咗身咁慢慢行出去。阿婆雖然想拉返佢入屋，但輝夜姬好似神打上身咁點推點拉都無用，阿伯阿婆只可以一路喊一路白白睇住輝夜姬行出屋外。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1waSkkIUyq
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PfvdQ1oJc
輝夜姬行到嚟阿伯旁邊想扶起佢同佢講：「如孩兒能伏於爸爸的肩膀誰要下車。離開你地都唔係出自我本意，我只希望你地可以笑住送我走，以後好好照顧自己等我走都走得放心。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP62QpY4sj5
阿伯喊到起唔到身，跪喺地下講：「屌你咩我依家喊到咁你仲叫我笑住送你，不如你殺咗我帶埋我個靈魂同你一齊走啦！」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPiNx9Yl3d
輝夜姬聽到都非常唔開心，唯有拎紙筆墨硯打算寫啲嘢俾阿伯見物思人留念下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BYasUB1iX
「妾身若得生此世，必不令悲且不別。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rLqr7FnJC
世事不如人所願，卸裳置此為形見。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6SZkJBPyO
月出之夜願覽之，棄親悲情猶墬空。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTAO07V1QZ
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0VlK2yZXA
係Boss後面有一個月球人拎咗個箱埋嚟，打開入面有一件七彩神仙羽衣同一樽不死之藥。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohHwbvd62Y
Boss同輝夜姬講：「你依廿年食埋啲垃圾凡間嘢一定好傷身，快啲飲咗佢補一補。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVpIh7lHYb
輝夜姬拎起輕輕妹咗一啖就放返底，然後淨係拎咗件七仙羽著。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UCeVBgu0u
臨著上身之前輝夜姬又好似諗起啲嘢咁又放返底：「蹉跎媽爹。我一著咗件七仙羽，我就會變返神仙失去凡心。喺升天之前我仲有啲嘢放唔底想交代。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ544yQGBRMc
啲天兵已經等到唔耐煩，就細細聲講：「快啦，阻住個月球轉。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xvo4ACC1Y
輝夜姬聽到就好嬲咁講：「啲咁無人性嘅說話我唔想再聽到呀，你係月球人都係咁話。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJIro4Khua
57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5YYAsRpNP
然後拎起支筆，慢慢咁寫佢喺凡間嘅最後一封信。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TYIB2mbPq
「雖賜眾人欲挽留，卻是天意不許人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLXv3dxmCT
將為取歸率昇天，無奈心惜慟悲矣。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrBFnCYCnA
昔勸宮仕妾不應，是故身煩難善侍。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjj9dv0yla
或有言行逸常理，強情違命不承詔。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWYA6j2P8K
或思妾身不知禮，此心刻骨必銘之。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbmez9A4kC
封信後面仲夾咗一首詩。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGF4q1uZWy
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