上回提到安倍右大臣用十萬八萬買火鼠裘比俾輝夜姬諗住貴就一定無假野交收唔驗貨，仲自信十足咁一把火燒鬼咗佢最後人又無錢又無。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0ymmVrDXl
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大伴御行大納言份人又疊馬又威同浩南哥都有得揮，佢一聽完輝夜姬講就即刻返去班馬叫曬啲𡃁出嚟：「聽講龍頭上面有粒五色龍珠。邊個可以搵到粒龍珠俾我我就滿足佢任何一個願望。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bLd6cBnYS
啲𡃁收到order就答：「收到大佬。但搵龍珠一定要有龍珠雷達先好辦事，更何況粒龍珠喺龍頭上面細佬我唔太睇好依件事。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBhiEery42
大納言聽完就嘭一聲拍枱：「我屌曬你地班做細嘅老母，請你地返嚟屎就我食糧就你出。家下我要嘅又唔係天竺唐土依啲來佬嘢你地搵唔到，家陣我地日本一年都見十幾條龍出沒仲易撞過發哥，你地班撚樣咁都托我手踭不如炒鳩曬你地我一個人做曬啦好唔好？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgujrbTuln1
大家見老細炸營就唯有硬食咗佢，出會議室之後用猜包剪揼決定邊個黑仔要出發去搵龍珠。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6blnELU74
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於是大納言就比咗啲銀兩，布料，一年嘅Disney+同Netflix會員手下去做盤川。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qNMWewsW3
送手下出門口之前仲同佢講：「榮華富貴等緊你，搵唔到唔好返嚟見我。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEHwJjzn1o
之但係大家都知依單case唔係人咁品，大家行幾步路見大佬唔喺後面望住就走佬嘅走佬，著草嘅著草。總之大家都打定輸數一定無可能搵到，咁不如依家分咗啲錢佢之後唔再返嚟。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh63PxYA2nu
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而另一邊廂喺屋企度傻更更等嘅大納言，仲未知自己已經俾人呃咗。內心仲好開心期待咁FF緊同輝夜姬嘅同居生活。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA2I22Nqqo
佢怕輝夜姬第日會住唔慣，仲叫人嚟同佢間屋大裝修，又鋪牆又髹油整到好似間gay佬屋咁。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq9fQGSG1c
有間靚屋仲未夠，大納言又擔心輝夜姬嚟到同大奶二奶三四五六七奶爭寵唔開心，就同全部妻妾離婚準備好隨時迎接輝夜姬入嚟住。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02WiBpaeDN
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但咁樣等法落去都唔係路，終於新年一路等到都就快聖誕個手下都未返到嚟又唔覆whatsapp大納言先開始發覺唔多妥。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAvCmPOK1j
於是佢就去咗碼頭度問果頭啲人前排有無一團大伴納言嘅手下喺度出發，不出所料班船夫個個都拎頭無見過。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbV5RplZQZ
大納言聽完就把鬼火大鬧：「你老母一個二個無嚟大志。阿叔我手起刀落一個櫻花斬加個氣刃兜割再嚟多下威合有咩嘢龍我殺唔到。淨係拎粒龍珠都阿支阿jor。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKuA9kgJMS
於是就求其跳上一隻船出海，慢慢隨風嚟到筑紫一個海峽度。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpMU9fnqLa
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就喺依個時侯，個天突然黑曬仲有狂風暴雨，吹到連隻船都頂唔住搖下搖下，一時之間個海係咁打大浪個天又行雷閃電。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69LGKWIEfv
大納言嚇到瀨屎問個船夫：「究竟發生咩事呀，我咁大個仔都未試過發生啲咁嘅事，我會唔會死嫁？」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3RGxXE9nc
個船夫都唔好得去邊，差在未瀨屎只係喊住咁講：「我行船行咗幾十年咩嘢風浪都見過但都未遇過啲咁嘅事。一定係因為知道你要去屠龍激嬲咗神龍佢先會咁樣報復你，你快啲同神龍道歉啦。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9S8JXxOCy
大納言屎都瀨到第二條仲邊諗到咁多，即刻就跪喺地下又喊又耍冧「我知錯啦，我係大仆街。我以後都唔敢再嚟打搞你求下你放過我啦。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL3XebhXcT
就咁求神拜佛咗好耐，個天終於停咗雨過天晴，船夫就拿拿聲拿拿聲開船走。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eZyL4drVa
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過咗三四日，佢地亦卒之返到日本。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOJxYTq1uQ
話曬都叫大納言，埋岸之後船員第一時間就衝咗去最就近嘅衙門通報，地方官都好識做即刻就趕嚟慰問。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx7UnpRr1B
但大納言舟車勞頓又無帶雙飛人喺身，地方官嚟到接佢走佢都無力起身淨係識訓喺地下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5GshTkYbD
無計大家唯有喺地下鋪一張蓆然後放大納言上去，好似擔架咁一前一後扯起張蓆抬佢走。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghzIKMS6pL
可能係之前又浸親又嚇親，大納言個肚同對眼都腫到成個波咁，個個見到都笑佢個柒樣，地方官見到就醒水即刻叫Uber嚟送大納言返屋企。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeRVB1ONbU
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之前著草果班手下知道大佬竟然親自去之後個個都返嚟同佢道歉話：「以前我地拎唔到龍珠所以無面返嚟見大佬，但依家大佬你親自去都拎唔到，我地估大佬你一定會原諒我地就返曬嚟。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT26n5ixkw
大納言起身親自迎接佢地話：「傻啦，仲點會怪你地。我今次自己去先知原來拎龍珠係咁危險嘅事，如果當日我逼你地去出咗咩意外我個心一世都唔安樂，睇怕依個輝夜姬都一定係敵人派嚟離間我地兄弟嘅美人計。學丁力話齋女人如衣服兄弟如手足，好彩我無落搭姐唔係就無咗你地班手足，我唔會再比佢溝到我嫁大家放心啦。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHK6vFRUgd
然後將屋入面剩返嘅所有財產都分曬比啲肯重新返嚟跟自己嘅手下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyALIyCCkTR
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之前比大納言趕走果班妻妾聽到佢搞咁大場大龍鳳最後得個吉都笑佢笑到肚痛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVC47e40WT
就連出面街阿陳師奶都知依件事日日同其他師奶攞嚟茶餘飯後講：「你知唔知大伴大納言之前鬼咁大件事話咩要出海屠龍搵龍珠，點知龍珠搵唔到但個人返到嚟果時腫到隻豬咁呀。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n5oOFIfdH
大納言知道之後就嘆氣講：「唉屌，咁比人講法真係飯都食唔落。」49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtau5y0Yf4P
自此，大家有咩好難頂嘅事就會用難以下嚥あなたへがた去形容，又過多幾百年傳咗嚟香港就有咗惡啃依個term。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgbHbxp9kA
* 依一段對應輝夜入面黑社會大佬個女龍珠桃，性格同今集條神龍一樣火爆。另外今集大伴御行都好明顯係對應白銀御行，佢份人同大伴御行一樣都係愛惜手下又親力親為。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR2MkhBMvn
講起大納言仲有一個唔多關事嘅冷知識，話說唔知大家知唔知有一隻成日會拎嚟做和菓子嘅紅豆品種就係叫大納言。點解明明係一個官位(類似丞相咁上下)會變成紅豆品種坊間有兩個講法：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7HzDxv2Vu
一個講法係依種紅豆色水深紅到接近紫色，而古時就只有大納言以上嘅官位先有資格可以著紫色衫，大家就將依隻紫色嘅紅豆叫咗做大納言。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHtzQilyr1
而另一個講法係依種紅豆皮非常煙韌點煮都唔會爛，古時大納言因為官位非常高，就算喺皇上面前有咩冒犯都唔需要切腹謝罪，大家就將依隻煮極都唔會爆肚嘅紅豆叫咗做大納言。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPsmW8Lng4
