上回提到車持皇子用支A貨蓬萊玉樹枝搞到輝夜姬大檸樂差啲要嫁比佢，可惜埋門一腳衰走數比人起底放曬上網從此做隱青無面見人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaPaVCPrx8
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如果話依個世界上西方有巴菲特，咁東方就有右大臣安倍御主人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0D5BeCFNT
如果話一個人最窮莫過於窮得只剩下錢，咁今集我地安倍御主人就絕對喺窮得只剩下錢呢個界別入面窮到穿褲窿果種人。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSPXXR993v
學子華神話齋佢有錢到一個點係如果出街跌咗張100蚊紙，會俾200蚊叫個細路幫佢執返。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSljdEwGpBS
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因為佢屋企係做生意，所以年年都會有船來往日本同唐土。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhyjhm77AL
咁大個父幹無理由唔拎嚟溝女，於是就寫咗封信俾佢屋企個船長保忠馬林話自己想喺唐土要件火鼠裘做手信，封信一寫好就叫咗一個叫小野房守嘅手下拿拿聲跑去保忠馬林屋企。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFqnvYf9fP
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點知馬林睇完封信就答佢：「火球鼠...吖唔係火鼠裘依味嘢我都淨係喺日本聽過佢個朵就未曾見過實物。講真吖如果世界上真係有依樣嘢嘅，我會未見過咩，就算Aeon買唔到Amazon樂天你都會搵到啦。你見周圍都無得買就知依單嘢唔係咁簡單。一係咁啦，下個月有隻天竺船會經過日本，你俾些少錢我我試下問下佢地有無見過，如果有嘅我即刻幫你買，無嘅啲錢我Payme返俾你。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH67a9eK4R
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時間嚟到幾個月之後，馬林隻船終於喺唐土返嚟。安倍御主人收到風就即刻叫人去接小野房守。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0kEqkNIil
小野房守一見安倍御主人就馬上匯報：「小人打探到以前曾經有個天竺聖僧帶過一塊火球鼠...吖唔係火鼠裘嚟日本，依家放咗喺西方一座山寺入面。但唯一問題就係塊火球鼠...吖唔係火鼠裘對方開價十萬九千七，小人唔敢揸主意。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdWemWYWfx
安倍御主人聽完無擔心不特止仲好輕鬆咁答：「問題係錢渣嘛，早響啦屌我無咩。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBdGcM8tER
於是佢就即刻動身去咗交收火球鼠...吖唔係火鼠裘。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1iqfPQrpt
只見呢塊火鼠裘放咗喺一個盒入面，毛色十分之靚。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqefW2h4iN
相傳依件嘢佢唔怕火燒，最神奇嘅地方係有咗佢就唔使洗衫，如果著污糟咗只要搵火燒一燒佢就會變返乾淨。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDesztbLJlt
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安倍御主人拿住件嘢喺手講：「唔怪得知啦，輝夜姬之所以咁想要依件嘢想要到可以用鮑鮑換都真係不無道理。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz7lwqMQ2W
Check完無問題再喺Carousell留返個5星好評俾賣家之後，安倍御主人就起程返屋企。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm4VTjLPsq
佢拿拿臨換過件靚衫，化個靚妝就衝出門口。邊跑邊對住個天大笑「今晚我終於可以喺輝夜姬屋企過夜啦！」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOgW2tnkv0
個mood一嚟擋都擋唔住，佢就開始吟詩：53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcXHXvZ0FO
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限かぎりな無き思おもひに燒やけぬ皮衣かはごろも袂乾たともかわきて今日けふこそ履はきめ53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUkn5gOuMZ
(無盡情如火 此裘思火不得燃 今日方能著乾袂)53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa632JB0809
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一打開門阿伯就已經企咗喺度等佢。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx8RRoMO6r
輝夜姬喺佢手上接過件火鼠裘話：「靚就係幾靚嘅，但人地上集先啱啱比人昆完，唔知今次依件又係唔係真貨嚟呢。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ws5vsnTzg
阿伯見件嘢咁靚，雖然後面有塊細細地嘅牌仔寫住「Made in China」，但阿伯雞腸都唔識多兩隻無諗咁多就叫咗佢入屋。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ5mcRhxJw
輝夜姬同阿伯講：「依年嘢出名防火，燒得著就係流燒唔著就係堅。阿姐我願賭服輸，如果件野堅嘅我今晚就同佢洞房都得，你問下條撚樣敢唔敢同阿姐我對賭燒咗件嘢佢。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPKIuaaBsd
阿伯心諗都有道理，就將輝夜姬句說話同返安倍御主人講。安倍聽完都口直心快咁答：「我排除萬難使咗十萬幾銀先買到佢返嚟，有咩理由會係假嘢嚟呢。拿拿聲攞去燒佢老母開嚟見我。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNxhcrlYky
安倍信心滿滿咁將件嘢放入火爐一把火燒咗佢，然後...就無然後。唔使3秒使出噴射火焰嘅火球鼠就效果不一般咁燒到渣都無得剩，得返一張寫住Made in China嘅Label隨風飄揚。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHCM3HryZs
輝夜姬忍住想大聲恥笑佢嘅衝動同佢講：「事已至此，唔係仲兜得到下話。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArhTxh1HWc
安倍見到即刻塊面仲青過wasabi。輝夜姬就陰陰嘴笑，仲贈返首詩俾佢：53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxATZxObQ2
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名殘無なごりなく燃もゆと知しりせば皮衣かはごろも思おもひの外ほかに置おきて見みましを53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy8pEtTJsM
(盡燒痕不留 早知此裘凡庸物 何勞先前枉費心)53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv2N9y9tQi
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安倍聽完咩都唔敢講，就咁走咗。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttKsqqvTtD
後來好一排大家茶餘飯後每當提起依件事：「安倍大臣前排咪好揚咁話自己捉到火球鼠嘅，依家佢一定晚晚同輝夜姬啪啪啪到落唔到床啦，真係羨慕死人。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LHD1HDeSO
就一定會有人答:「至弊佢件嘢一燒就著，一知道係假嘢嚟輝夜姬仲點會show佢吖。」53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5xSqTiVBM
自此之後，每當發生咗啲事唔順心，大家就會叫做安倍無成あへなし。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yJK3jWmjV
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另外雖然同輝夜無關，但犬夜叉著果件招牌紅色衫設定上都係火鼠裘。53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxpbroGa57
