上回提到阿伯喺棵竹入面得到個妹豬,妹豬大個咗靚到dom一聲仲有聖光,閃到夜晚起身痾夜尿都唔使著燈,就同佢改個名叫做輝夜姬。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnHRboPvA1H
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自從個Party大家終於第一次見到女神靚得咁交關之後,唔使一時三刻佢就比人放咗上連登個個都知道曬。世間男子無論有錢無錢,個個都想溝走輝夜姬返屋企做老婆。69Please respect copyright.PENANA62EojAkN6X
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但果個年代又邊有圖定伯母,個個淨係純文字討論都已經J到出血,仲有啲死毒撚慾火焚身到點都想見佢一面。69Please respect copyright.PENANAsggIDXQHep
但實情係唔好話住佢隔離屋果位Uncle,就連佢屋企個賓妹都未見過佢個樣。於是好多人夜晚扯到行一行訓唔著就會偷偷地鼠去佢屋企,係牆度掘個窿出嚟博下可唔可以望住輝夜姬打J。69Please respect copyright.PENANAsGUdmdtBVB
亦都係由依個時候開始,就有咗用夜這*嚟稱呼求婚依個習俗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAdTbnHhB8FB
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大家為咗輝夜姬開始無所事事咁喺佢屋企附近行嚟行去,有啲大膽啲嘅就會直接搵佢老豆老母講數想娶輝夜姬,但全部都無一倖免比人ban曬。69Please respect copyright.PENANAx4clnEu1HX
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雖然話就話日日都好多人嚟,但其實入面多數人都無咩堅持。69Please respect copyright.PENANAbirW4EkZmX
就係咁,唔少人抌底一句:「唉屌個死港女吊高嚟賣,真係唔死都無撚用。」就唔再嚟等佢。只係剩返其中有五個人即使一直溝唔到佢都仍然唔放棄繼續日日都過嚟。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJeqg5BIbNr
佢地五個分別就係石作皇子、車持皇子、右大臣-安倍御主人、大納言-大伴御行、同埋中納言-石上麻呂足。69Please respect copyright.PENANADXrOivEXD2
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依五個人都算係出曬名既咸濕仔,平時只要聽到人講邊度有女𥄫,就算係印仔推介既地雷妹都會即刻狗衝去𥄫女。家下你同佢講有個叫輝夜姬嘅女仔生得仲靚過橋本環奈,佢地當然就廢寢忘餐,日日嚟想賭一鋪。69Please respect copyright.PENANA3Tx132Ecpb
之但係佢地又寫信又寫歌都無收到回音,都應該差唔多知道再追落去都係嘥氣。但唔知點解佢地依然風雨不改,打十號波都仲日日過嚟,好似完全唔在意比人當空氣咁樣。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHYJ6Cn8dG8
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有一日,其中一個人將阿伯叫咗出嚟。佢同阿伯行咗個禮之後就話:「我求下你啦,比你個女嫁比我啦!」69Please respect copyright.PENANAUr3Q8XS3Uk
阿伯就答佢:「個女唔係我親生嘅,呢單嘢唔係我跟開。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAn6tda0G4TM
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就係咁唔經唔覺又過咗幾年。有啲人返咗屋企都仲好掛住輝夜姬,又有啲人去求神拜佛問耶穌希望可以同輝夜姬一齊,仲有啲人傷心到希望可以忘記咗輝夜姬佢。69Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rils13FJX
Hurt到咁上下大家突然係度諗,阿伯佢雖然係講得啱,但你都保唔到佢一世姐?69Please respect copyright.PENANAlj7g6YyPI5
於是諗通咗嘅人又開始返日日去佢門口度示愛嘅日子。69Please respect copyright.PENANAw8XTNDiTbq
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阿伯見到咁嘅情景,就去同輝夜姬講:「妹豬呀妹豬,雖然你係神仙生嘅唔係我親生嘅,但生娘不及養娘大,有一個請求你唔知可唔可以聽我講下。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAnW9eCBrzVu
輝夜姬就答:「傻啦老豆,仲講咩神仙生我出嚟,我一世人淨係認你老人家做我老豆嫁炸。講啦你有咩想講我都一定聽。」69Please respect copyright.PENANADCI9Qhbe1F
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阿伯話:「你咁講我就安樂囉。查實伯yeah公我都老啦,邊日突然死撚咗都唔出奇。我淨係想講凡係人生在世,男人就應該要娶老婆,女人都應該要搵人埋單。咁做成個家族先可以壯大,依個係自然常識,唔可以唔遵守。」69Please respect copyright.PENANA6rOgd7mgwM
輝夜姬聽完就答:「你講得啱,但我唔想咁做又吹咩?」69Please respect copyright.PENANAF0QQpeYx54
阿伯追問佢:「就算你係聖母瑪利亞都好,你都係一個女人姐。伯yeah公我一日未死你想點我都可以保你,但如果我邊日兩腳一伸收咗皮你點算先。出面五條撚樣雖然係咸濕咗啲,但都叫痴心一片日日過嚟奶你袋底有幾分堅持。我希望你諗諗佢,同佢地其中一個人結婚。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAjJF7Fbt5eI
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輝夜姬諗咗一諗:「唉,成班都只係庸俗嘅MK仔。如果今日我唔了解清楚佢地就貿然同佢一齊,萬一第日佢變心出軌我咪喊都無謂。就算佢係Elon Musk咁有來頭都好,如果唔了解清楚佢為人我都唔敢同佢結婚。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAcj21DSvDgm
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阿伯見好似唔太work咁,就補多句:「不如咁啦,你話我知你想同一個點樣嘅人結婚?話唔定佢五個人入面有一個啱你呢。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAc3pEFct5Jj
輝夜姬就話:「我擇偶條件其實唔高挑,我要佢真心愛我就夠嫁啦。只係想睇下佢地既心意姐,不如就睇下佢地五個人入面邊個可以拎到我想要嘅嘢比我就為之最愛我。咁我就同佢結婚啦。」69Please respect copyright.PENANAVxyqolmWTP
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阿伯聽完都好贊成佢既諗法,件事就咁定咗落嚟。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5nTDoo3vYl
話都無咁快就到咗日落時分,五個人為咗可以搶到輝夜姬集合係屋企門口。69Please respect copyright.PENANALz3Btnvrnx
佢地五個等緊開門既時候,有人吹笛,有人唱歌,有人吟詩,有人吹口哨,有人用扇打beat,大家都想提早吸引輝夜姬嘅注意。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5kQxsuyzEZ
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呢個時候,阿伯行出嚟叫佢地入去:「好多謝咁多位唔介意我屋企簡陋又無咩招呼,咁多年嚟都依然日日上嚟求婚。阿伯我都有返咁上下果頭近。所以最近專登勸我個妹豬再三考慮,喺你地五個入面搵一個人結婚。妹豬擔心你地對佢唔係真心,所以諗出個方法嚟想測試下你地。邊個可以拎到佢要求既野返嚟,邊個就係最愛佢果個可以同佢結婚。大家公平競爭輸咗就唔好怨。」69Please respect copyright.PENANA9FSfSBT47o
五個人聽完都點頭話:「依個好辦法,就咁話。」阿伯就入返去屋入面同輝夜姬報告。69Please respect copyright.PENANA546Us7Gtde
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輝夜姬同阿伯講:69Please respect copyright.PENANAHlMm9uyXcT
「你同石作皇子講,天竺果頭有一個佛御石缽,拎嚟見我。69Please respect copyright.PENANANohFmOuuVB
同車持皇子就講,東海有一座蓬萊之山,果度有一棵樹銀色根金色莖,仲會生白玉果實,啪佢支樹枝嚟見我。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXNlfUuz61U
同安倍右大臣就講,我想要佢拎唐土火鼠塊皮嚟見我。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJtspmg8cb3
同大伴大納言就講,我要佢搵到龍頭含住果粒五色輝玉嚟比我。69Please respect copyright.PENANABIO4WXnwx2
至於同石上中納言就講,我要佢拎一粒燕子嘅子安貝比我。」*69Please respect copyright.PENANA6L25FsdXFh
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阿伯聽完呆一呆:「你咁樣姐係分明玩鳩佢地姐,你要嘅嘢全部都唔係日本可以搵到嘅。出條咁撚樣嘅難題,你叫我點開口同佢地講呀。」69Please respect copyright.PENANA4TMD0Ua7O3
輝夜姬答:「吓,我唔明有咩問題喎?」69Please respect copyright.PENANA2gF3wyAWrF
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阿伯無計,唯有行返出去同果五個人講:「有件事唔知點開口,你地冷靜啲聽我講先,聽完唔該唔好郁手。」69Please respect copyright.PENANA5GBjaBIspl
然後就將輝夜姬講既野一五一十同佢地講返曬出嚟。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMdoBU7zEQy
五個人聽完都即刻鳩叫:「你老味你同叫我地唔好再嚟搵你有咩分別呀?玩嘢咩?」然後就個個都好失落咁返曬屋企。69Please respect copyright.PENANAY71FNyFwEX
* 夜這(日文:夜這い/よばい)語源來自古代男性向女性求婚嘅「呼ばう」。古代日本求婚係由村入面嘅男性(由單身最年長/最有地位果個開始)夜晚挑選一戶處女屋企潛入去,只要屌到佢就第二朝就係你老婆。後來引申指半夜以性交為目的去其他人訓教嘅地方扑野嘅日本夜訪習俗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAsHDNrDFupj
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* 聰明嘅大家應該都估到,輝夜姬入面其中五個女角就係源自依一段。五個難題分別對應大佛小缽,槙原梢,不知火衣,龍珠桃同埋子安燕。而每個難題都有些少對應五位角色劇中劇情,依度就唔劇透住之後每一章再分析。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqv9hYi6k7D