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Collection of bad jokes.

The Virtual Shadow

Nov 16, 2016

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1 分鐘 166 字

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Disclaimer: These jokes are horrible.

R rated for really bad jokes cause bad jokes are jokes that are bad and bad is not good, a joke is used throughout with bad in it and the joke is a joke.

1. What do you call a guy who can't see?

a blind man.

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from KFC

3. why was the water late for work?

the ocean TIED his bow wrong.

4. 1+1?

windows 10

5. i don't seem to have a 5.

maybe a 2 oh wait...

6. why is 6 afraid of 9

cause 6, 8, 9

wait wheres 7. ah whatever.

8. Why did the rooster not draw?

Cause he can't doodle-do

9. Why didn't the cow walk.

cause it couldn't MOOOOO-ve

10. fact. this is not a joke

THAT FUNNY... not really.

11. why did the bear snore?

so people would run off away form his food

there isn't supposed to be 11!

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