《一百個斷尾故》 - [Story 90－意外不保]

孭齊啲搵食架生落樓。

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行去茶記搵定位，叫埋嘢食等咗一陣...

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「亮仔早吖...」牛丸哥就死聲死氣咁坐喺我面前...

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『早吖牛丸哥～做咩咁攰咁吖？尋晚打機打到好夜咩？』咁啱阿姐就放低兩杯凍啡。

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「有閪機打咩...瞓得唔好姐...」牛丸哥飲啖凍啡，「呢排都係咁...」

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『飲完咖啡好啲㗎喇～』

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「希望啦...唉屌今日又咁多Job...」

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『多Job咪好囉～多勞多得～』

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「你好撚等錢使咩？」

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『錢邊有人嫌多㗎？』

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「唉屌...」

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同牛丸哥嘆返個早餐先～

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今日都係跟住牛丸哥做嘢㗎喇～

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「唉屌...」牛丸哥食完早餐睇睇隻錶，「都係預鬆啲過去...一陣屯公又塞車㗎啦實！屌好撚煩！」

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『搭黨鐵囉。』唔會塞喇掛。

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「屌唔啦...」牛丸哥擰晒頭咁，「有車揸做乜鳩要俾錢黨鐵姐？」

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『咁飲埋杯嘢行囉。』

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「唉都係快撚啲...」

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同牛丸哥飲埋杯凍啡就走人～

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當然就係牛丸哥請啦～有大食大吖嘛～

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一出茶記行去路邊...牛丸哥架車...

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『嘩你架車搞乜吖？咁污糟嘅？』勁多泥又勁多灰塵咁！

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「差唔多啦成日揸...」同牛丸哥一齊上車...

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『嘩個車廂仲要亂成咁...』成個後排座位都係架生...

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「係咁㗎啦...咁多架生...」牛丸哥開車...

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“吼...孔...”一抽頭就去！

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『喂前排都唔係咁㗎喎...』前排坐牛丸哥架車好乾淨企理㗎喎...

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外面洗到蠟蠟爧咁！裡面又冇放雜物！仲有清新嘅香氣！

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而家呢？陣陣男人味...

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「唉屌...唔好提...」牛丸哥口講唔好提，但又好似有好多嘢想爆咁。

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『咩事咁大鑊咁吖？』我就梗係識做啦～

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「冇...前排有個Friend介紹咗個女仔俾我...咁咪洗乾淨架車...執整齊啲囉...」

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『嗯嗯...』

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「初頭都好好地咁嘅...又有計傾...又約到出嚟睇戲食飯嗰啲...」

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『嗯嗯...』

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「咁單獨約咗幾次...都有請佢上嚟玩貓嘅...又玩得幾開心咁...諗住都有機會啦...」

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『嘩上得屋企都好大機會啦！』

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「咪臭係囉...點知...佢睇中咗我個Friend囉...」

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『吓？一早睇中㗎喇？又唔早講？』

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「唔撚係吖...點講呢...唉屌前面架車想點撚樣㗎？揸快啲得唔得㗎又冇車...」

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前面架車掛住個P牌都好難快到喎...

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「咁我個Friend啦都係識咗好耐㗎喇...之但係呢...佢有段時間又唔得閒冇出到嚟...就識唔到呢個女仔...唉屌過佢頭！」

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牛丸哥一嘢就車巴P牌仔！

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「咁個Friend前排又出返嚟...個女仔見到佢就鍾意咗佢咁囉...」

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『咁個Friend就食咗條女喇喎？』有冇估錯？

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「唔撚係啦...個女仔又冇表明鍾意人...個Friend有女朋友又唔講...點知有日個Friend帶埋女朋友出嚟見...原來佢女朋友係個女仔嘅姊妹嚟嘅！唉屌真係塞車！屯公日日都塞有邊日唔塞㗎？！」

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『嘩咁爆吖？』

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「係吖...咁先知原來個女仔係鍾意我個Friend嘅...佢女朋友又知個女仔鍾意佢男朋友但又唔敢講...點知出到嚟先知搞到炒大鑊！唉麻撚煩...」

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雖然聽唔明...但好似好大粒花生咁～

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『咁即係冇再搵個女仔喇？』

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「冇啦...」

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『哦～』唔怪得啦...

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冇再搵個女仔就唔使執到架車咁乾淨整齊啦～

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同牛丸哥去搞搞啲Job...

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「Sorry～Sorry～塞車遲咗少少～」

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朝早都係啲碎料囉...

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「喂唔撚使扣啦！著撚咗上身咪算囉！快手啦！」

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都可以好快手咁做完...

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「唉屌佢條仆街...」牛丸哥睇住部電話，「又俾啲閪Job我！」

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『好閪咩？』又有幾閪吖？

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「仆佢個臭街又要去啲山旮旯地方！阿林正撚樣嚟！」牛丸哥放部電話喺個架上！

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『咁我哋有車揸入去都唔係啲咩問題啦～』唔係揸車嚟做乜？

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「屌啦揸車都唔係咁啦！朝早就最北...下晝就最南...唉嗰邊條路又窄又難行...一陣刮花埋架車添吖...」牛丸哥Set好埋個導航...

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『都冇計㗎...』

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「好撚想彈鳩佢...」

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『彈囉...』

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「唉唔係吖...彈鳩完佢咪又俾過第二份閪Job我！上次咋嘛！你唔使跟咋！屌佢老味要我入去搞...明知人哋都未搞掂我點撚搞姐？戇鳩㗎叫我入咗去先喎！入去把撚咩唉...結果咪又係戇鳩鳩咁等咗幾個鐘人哋都未搞掂...咪又要我第二日先再返嚟做！嘥鳩我時間！」

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我就坐定定咁聽...

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「條仆街自己就日日食好嘢！食完好嘢又走去玩！Po晒IG唔使做咁！」

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其實我就俾唔到啲咩意見...

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牛丸哥已經大粒過我...林哥仲大粒過牛丸哥...我呢啲食物鏈最低層嘅...唔通又跟住屌咩...

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啲大佬係咁㗎啦...有Good Job就自己嘅～閪Job就俾啲細嘅～我做咗幾年嘢都明呢個道理啦～牛丸哥唔係唔明吖嘛？

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我諗牛丸哥係明～只係唔想接受姐...

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『喂牛丸哥睇住喎！』

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去到目的地就開始做嘢...

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「得啦！」

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呢單Job真心閪...

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『喂喂...上返啲安全帶好喎...』

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啲嘢又亂...人哋又未整好...又要我哋整咗先...

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「屌上閪咩？！上咗就上唔到去㗎喇！」

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根本就做唔到嘅！

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『喂喂小心吖...喂喂喂喂！』

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結果牛丸哥就喺一樓咁高嘅位置...

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「嗚呀！！！」跌咗落嚟！

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我哋立即Call白車送牛丸哥去醫院！

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都搞咗一輪！終於都上到病房！

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「喂點吖？」林哥都嚟咗！

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「冇...冇乜點...」牛丸哥死口死面，「跌斷咗隻腳...醫生話起碼都要抖三個月...」

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「三個月吖...咁撚大鑊...」林哥皺晒眉，「唔夠人做嘢喎...」

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原來唔係關心牛丸哥㗎？關心唔夠人手做嘢㗎？

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林哥擰擰頭：「你最好抖一個月就好返吖...仲有吖...冇工傷㗎...」

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『冇工傷？我哋做嘢整傷㗎喎！』

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「咁點吖？」林哥行埋嚟，「冇做安全吖嘛！點賠吖？唔好咁大聲俾人知添吖！炒得㗎！」

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咁...咁...

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「你好好抖吓啦...」林哥轉身就走，「都唔知點做嘢㗎...少少嘢都搞成咁...」

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只見牛丸哥深心不忿...

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呢個世界...公平咩？！

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