(一)話說最初43Please respect copyright.PENANAnCIej9Vjim
下雨天,雨音在小公園撿到了一只白貓。因為雨不大,所以小貓取名為雨點小,同時獲贈豪華絕育大套餐一份。從此,白貓失去了變為人的機會。
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(二)高冷43Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4EXL8GUbG
新到家的白貓對主人十分高冷。雨音只好去貓咖擼溫順親人的小貓咪,回到家,小貓竟然圍著她打轉!43Please respect copyright.PENANANCvk9soZjz
雨音:自家的小貓居然開竅了!43Please respect copyright.PENANAR99lgY59qf
小貓:居然在外面有貓了![虎嘯狼嚎.WAV]43Please respect copyright.PENANAPZyytunX9A
雨音:感動,它居然親近我還叫我了(/▽\)!
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(三)上……是不給上的43Please respect copyright.PENANAFH2xPeQjWh
雨音:貓是不給進廚房的!43Please respect copyright.PENANAkzpeSJjpQp
貓貓尾隨。43Please respect copyright.PENANAwEAUesVf5P
雨音:貓是不給上桌的!43Please respect copyright.PENANAj3nkpWm0Or
貓貓趁沒人的時候跳上桌子打滾。43Please respect copyright.PENANAjyJ5vl3jVA
雨音:貓是不能進房間的。43Please respect copyright.PENANAaUef8CvxGx
貓貓進了房間還上床。43Please respect copyright.PENANAmXtmuzVRt4
雨音:前面的都算了,為什麽我上廁所,你還要跟著( ̄_ ̄|||)
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(四)貓之「醜拒」43Please respect copyright.PENANAXCAjqPRUvT
白貓是一只長毛貓。43Please respect copyright.PENANAVKHPtMyuCg
夏天太熱了,雨音花了大價錢給它剃成了貴賓犬的造型。43Please respect copyright.PENANAsSNYe6SJD5
雨音:從今天開始,我就是貓「狗」雙全的人了!43Please respect copyright.PENANAQAWUphs9tD
白貓回家後,躲在窗簾裏頭,一整天都不出來見人。
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(五)生日43Please respect copyright.PENANApCox0kSaya
今天是撿到白貓的一周年!43Please respect copyright.PENANAMshQ4v2VWc
雨音定了一個小貓造型的生日蛋糕。43Please respect copyright.PENANAPuBIHLECD3
她拆開了蛋糕,下一秒,白貓「咻」的一下鉆進了蛋糕的包裝盒裏。43Please respect copyright.PENANA2xCzEm3XSl
雨音:很好,聰明的小貓已經作出了選擇,紙箱歸你,蛋糕歸我!
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(六)拍照43Please respect copyright.PENANAFq2825dcOC
雨音一邊拿著逗貓棒一邊舉著手機給自家貓拍照。43Please respect copyright.PENANAAACF0hQzCj
雨音:貓貓看看鏡頭!43Please respect copyright.PENANAX28evSHcTi
貓直接無視了逗貓棒,圍著她繞了一圈,還特意站在了她的面前。43Please respect copyright.PENANAuX6cO67bTQ
雨音:喵?
下一秒貓放了一個響亮的屁,一溜煙地跑了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAcC3nzq2k82
雨音:ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜
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(七)飛蛾43Please respect copyright.PENANAPeLwQbsB3Q
雨音照鏡子的時候,發現背後的牆上有一隻飛蛾。43Please respect copyright.PENANAsTrm3G8wTD
十分鐘後,小貓把玩殘了的飛蛾送到她面前。43Please respect copyright.PENANAU2vBmeYRqd
雨音:很好,知道是玩具,不是食物。43Please respect copyright.PENANABnsezkwTQm
第二天,雨音發現了一隻蟑螂……43Please respect copyright.PENANAimd0O9IljX
十分鐘後,小貓叼著還在掙扎的小強過來。43Please respect copyright.PENANAo7FRrTKqZy
雨音:救命,別過來,哎!那個不能吃的!Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
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(八)訓練43Please respect copyright.PENANAagX8jjVPRd
雨音:小貓,來握爪爪!43Please respect copyright.PENANAfgWwd856qQ
白貓穩坐如山。43Please respect copyright.PENANA8OLNsl65Yy
雨音:聰明的小貓都會握爪的 (* ~︿~) 43Please respect copyright.PENANAEL3ZjIqytQ
白貓淡定從容。43Please respect copyright.PENANAX7vGY6EYJr
雨音握住了貓爪,貓禮貌地抽了回去。43Please respect copyright.PENANAAOyDvsF2jh
雨音:我就不信你學不會(○`3′○)43Please respect copyright.PENANAGRSK6hcr3t
雨音準備了一大袋貓零食。43Please respect copyright.PENANARBS98duX6b
經過至少200多次的訓練下,43Please respect copyright.PENANA4AvnQIl5th
胖了兩斤的貓成功跟雨音握爪。
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(九)稱重43Please respect copyright.PENANAv4QUV4hK2y
雨音決定給貓減肥——陪貓多玩耍。43Please respect copyright.PENANAA5XJMWREPT
精力消耗多了,她晚上的睡眠品質變得前所未有的好。43Please respect copyright.PENANAeAn2QFRlmB
一個月過去了,她決定給貓稱重。43Please respect copyright.PENANAsQgXyfzXTz
貓咪體重=雨音體重+貓咪體重-雨音體重43Please respect copyright.PENANA8LZXINeH0l
她抱著貓上秤,放開貓上秤。43Please respect copyright.PENANA144qp3kNUT
結果,她發現貓輕了0.02斤,自己重了2斤。
*貓咪吃飽了之後,0.02斤又回來了。
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(十)藏物43Please respect copyright.PENANASTMCxJmFat
雨音發現她用來紮頭發的橡皮筋又不見了。43Please respect copyright.PENANAj5oHWXu0EP
起初她沒在意,丟了就馬上換新的。43Please respect copyright.PENANAW73qY1vQBr
後來,她的襪子似乎少了幾只,難道被風吹走了?雨音心裏納悶。43Please respect copyright.PENANAd4lLM63grl
再後來,她的藍牙耳機少了一只,橡皮擦也沒找到,這些算是失物事件榜上有名的東西,丟了只能再買。43Please respect copyright.PENANAKJSbdAUW1K
可沒多久,她發現上班要用的重要U盤也不翼而飛。43Please respect copyright.PENANARCkhMsAfJZ
這麼重要的東西,她昨晚睡覺前明明檢查過的,怎麼會不見了?43Please respect copyright.PENANAuAN8ampLkr
可愛的白貓慢悠悠地從大廳走過,伸了個懶腰。43Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ7Mtt1QY1
「小白,你知道U盤放哪裏了嗎?」43Please respect copyright.PENANAmVxiPdau4E
白貓露出鄙視的目光,似乎什麼都不知道。43Please respect copyright.PENANA6VZjgtmtWr
「沒有它,你會失去你的罐頭。」43Please respect copyright.PENANAfNDejYuhA9
白貓的目光似乎變得犀利了起來。43Please respect copyright.PENANAgM1lzM4V8u
它跑去沙發一個隱秘的角落,貓爪扒拉了幾下,一堆被它珍藏的寶物完完全全暴露在雨音的目光下。43Please respect copyright.PENANAVTiagxwgI7
零散的發圈、藍牙耳機、幾個不同顏色的逗貓球,用舊了的小手表,扔掉的草稿小紙團等等。當然,還有她的U盤。43Please respect copyright.PENANAFvts4mLlwm
雨音:「原來犯人就是你!罐頭沒了!o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) 」43Please respect copyright.PENANAzp22jg3mx0
白貓一臉無辜:「喵(°Д°≡°д°)!?」
补一个正文的番外:貓咪咖啡廳篇
小白又變回人,成功追求了雨音,二人去貓咪主題咖啡廳約會。43Please respect copyright.PENANAvD4Y3Qt1ix
雨音:好多可愛的小貓(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧43Please respect copyright.PENANA0ufC2jQBGo
小白:為什麽我有一種失寵的感覺……43Please respect copyright.PENANAHX3AnEGjLg
貓貓們:那個不是能變成貓的美少年嗎!?傳說中的貓大王!43Please respect copyright.PENANAdztphAVlj5
貓貓們開始圍著小白打轉,想詢問怎樣才能變成人。43Please respect copyright.PENANAKEicZQ4nLK
貓貓:喵喵喵喵喵喵喵(=ↀωↀ=)✧43Please respect copyright.PENANAxMg87Y98fS
小白捂臉(壓根聽不懂),原來貓咪可以這麽吵。43Please respect copyright.PENANA27SZuXQc1r
被貓咪冷落的雨音:(`へ´)哼,一只貓都不留給我,想分手!(氣話)