［七十八馆］小梦梦梦游奇境记80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCuraBeLUq
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明明欠了n多坑却依旧悠悠哉哉的小梦梦百般无聊地趴在河边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBlNvaziH6
“好无聊啊！天上掉下个帅哥来吧～”，她仰天吼了一句，“两个也可以！两个就可以XXOO了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEWGyG0rRA
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结果小梦梦盯着天空看了很久，也没有看到任何变化将身边的无聊感冲走，几乎以为自己被上帝抛弃的时候，突然看到粉帅粉可爱的白兔子漠漠手里揣着怀表，一蹦一跳地从她身边跑过去，口中念念有词道：“哦，天啊天啊，我要迟到了，迟到会被烤熟吃掉的！我必须快点了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBllpwIySp0
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“难道上帝听到我的祈祷了吗？”小梦梦心想，“虽然是只兔子，但也很不错。哦活活活活～上帝真是好人啊～哦活活活活～乖兔子我来了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1AMoaMQaL
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于是要梦梦紧跟着兔子漠漠跑啊跑啊跑，直到漠漠跳近了矮树底下一个大洞，她也一同跟着跳了下去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHKkBW3UTb
兔子洞开始像走廊一样笔直向前，然后突然向下。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWqnwDN8TW
“嗯，让我想想，这怎么越来越像《爱丽丝梦游奇境记》里的情节，然后接着应该是个深井吧。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0vQDjwXNU
所以毫无意外地，小梦梦一脚踩进了一个深井。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiF7FGoCmX
“可是怎么看都像是想我留下的坑的怨念的样子啊。”小梦梦看着满是文字的井壁上熟悉的句子，“这应该是个梦吧，哈哈，这一定是个梦。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjnx2ELcvp
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小梦梦在深井里飘啊飘啊飘，飘了好久都没到底，有点抓狂的样子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87fucXdzln
“其实我不是很在意这样飘着，真的。”小梦梦心想，“可是刚才那只粉帅粉可爱的兔子去哪里了？我还等着拿他和别的兔子XXOO呢，真郁闷～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbVGf4lmOq
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突然“咕咚”一声。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWSLnuAaLZ
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“总算到底了。”小梦梦心想，“再飘下去，我连当红娘的兴致都没了。粉帅粉可爱的白兔子我来了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF8cUF1Vst
小梦梦站起身来，突然看到漠漠在前面的路拐了个弯，口中继续念叨着：“天啊，天啊，我一定会被吃掉了的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGrh1fG0R5
“啊！白兔子！你慢点！”小梦梦叫着追了上去，却不小心一脚踩到自己的裙摆，翻身倒下，咕噜咕噜咕噜一路滚了过去，直到“哐”的一声撞到一堵墙上。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F171H31QX
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“哎哟哟～我的腰闪了～”小梦梦揉着腰奋力站了起来，发现自己在一个长长的大厅里，四周都是锁着的门。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RIE7iQG7x
然后呢？小号门？桌子？钥匙？变大变小的药水和点心？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1QR7k3JRH
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小梦梦四处搜索，果然看到了那个小号门。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoOjJeSj2J
“但怎么总觉得有点EG？”小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hxjKKQD2F
只见小小的门上写着：“请用饱含爱心的吻亲吻我，我就会变大。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNYtar00xW
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“我抽！”小梦梦心想着，但是为了粉帅粉可爱的白兔子的终生幸福，我忍了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCUXV6CS7i
于是小梦梦努力趴下身去才好不容易够到那个门，刚要亲上去——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc7jYtfYH4
“等等，先找钥匙！”小梦梦一跃而起，“我才不像那个笨笨的爱丽丝那样，我要把钥匙先插上，打开门再让门变大，就这样。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD94qbA2QF
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于是小梦梦开始满屋子地找钥匙，就是看不到钥匙的影子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG37MIYQap
“到底是哪个破作者，要拷贝也拷贝的全一点。居然漏东西，要是被我逮着一定要她好看～～～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7PVAt2hxw
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“啪哒”，正在叫嚣着的小梦梦的脑袋突然被某个坚硬的东西砸到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlIgc5tSoh
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“哎哟！”小梦梦着实觉得吃痛，一手捂着头，一手在地上摸索，“到底是什么东西这么硬？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO7dwMrAhw
小梦梦突然摸到一片金属状的东西，摸起来一看，居然是把金的钥匙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jOV5TQ0SQ
“哇呀呀，作者还不错嘛？居然有钱弄金的。不对啊，这把钥匙上怎么没有齿？嗯？上面还有字？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmJRIs27Ui
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“请用无敌的充满怨念的暴力激活我。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2cZcI5boY
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肃静·回避80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcRSH3MqiQ
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“我要暴走了！”小梦梦两眼冒着火花，将钥匙狠狠摔在地上，重重一踩，“我现在的怨念确实很深啊！！！！去死个作者！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby5YwREcxb
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于是小梦梦狠狠地踩着那把昂贵的金钥匙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf70TFr6BCx
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“我踩我踩我踩踩踩！！！啊！！！！！怎么回事！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj4amHXrCD
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突然，小梦梦踩着钥匙的脚下冒出金光，钥匙终于开窍了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7rjn6KWFP
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一阵金光散去，小梦梦将钥匙再次拾起。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTghoUtsB4
“啥米！居然不是金的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC80AFe2KZ5
只见落在小梦梦手中的钥匙已经变成黑色的了。原来那层金色只是涂在外层的涂料而已，钥匙一开窍就都吹走了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI8g7wGhMZ
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怨念丛生，小梦梦于是顶着满头青筋，将钥匙插进小门里。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD3wOmwCvM
咯嗒一声，钥匙断了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bCsuf4zvS
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小梦梦暴走状，各位观众请回避以保证生命安全。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR6CPLT9Sv
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暴走在继续。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lgbYJfHQc
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“哐当”一声，小门被小梦梦一脚踢开了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6aljw3mWW
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“然后是用饱含爱心的吻亲吻那个门对吧。”小梦梦心想到，“但是刚才被我踢了的，好脏捏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORvoFF7DaB
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XXOO80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQmU8za4V
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于是小梦梦终于进入了那个传说中的奇境～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IJey6A2d7
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“但好像还有问题捏～”小梦梦看着周围的景致觉得有些不对劲。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkFr27QoKg
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对的，这里就容作者插句话，在原作中，爱丽丝是变小了进入门中的，而我这边是把门变大，小梦梦本生没有变化，所以现在她的体格太大了！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl8FAgHJE1
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“那怎么办才好？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbDwMhs0sP
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作者语：哈哈，反正很快就又要变大的，这厢变小还麻烦，你就忍着点。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f1RMQpOsm
小梦梦：我忍……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jv15VF0KP
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“那么那只粉帅粉可爱的白兔子去哪里了呢？”小梦梦正想着，小兔子马上就出现了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwL6P21GXt
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“完蛋了完蛋了，公爵夫人一定会让人把我烤熟的。”兔子漠漠焦急地跑着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0tGpDDfVG
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“哈哈，粉帅粉可爱的兔子～”巨大的小梦梦一把将小兔子漠漠抓起来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWTvYWYsXK
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“完蛋了完蛋了，公爵夫人一定会让人把我烤熟的。”兔子漠漠继续跑着。嗯，怎么，我怎么觉得脚下都是空气啊？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojyMv1XPLc
“你，你，你干什么！！”漠漠终于注意到了将自己拎起来的巨型小梦梦，于是他扭扭扭扭扭地想挣脱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOT2XqucLU
小梦梦丝毫不理会他的反抗，一味地痴笑着：“哈哈，粉帅粉可爱的兔子～找谁把你嫁出去呢？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L6uzSrUYj
“难，难道你就是传说中的异世界的魔女小梦梦？”漠漠非常紧张地看着小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq4cOYxu6n
“咦，你怎么会知道的？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98OqFlXcOv
“这可是非常有名的事了。来自异界的魔女小梦梦，不喜欢男女配，只喜欢BL和百合。我真是命苦啊，居然落到你魔爪上，不过我不会认命的，我一定要……”兔子漠漠继续扭扭扭扭扭地想挣脱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6zP4S3eqD
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兔子漠漠用爪子拼命抓小梦梦的手，终于小梦梦觉得有点痒就松手了。兔子漠漠赶紧趁此机会跳下来逃走，小梦梦用手一捞空只抓住漠漠掉下来的怀表。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZZY70hhfF
“可恶！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno7Zmwhyrf
小梦梦气得狠狠踩了一脚近身边的一栋房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OnlkJC1R
“唔唔唔唔～～～”兔子漠漠一边飞泪一边掏跑着，“我的房子啊～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB22L5yo8u
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“气死我了！！”小梦梦巨吼道，将手中纤细的怀表捏个粉碎。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu8EtvYLrl
然而怀表残骸的粉末突然升腾起来，教小梦梦不住狂咳。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUnkojeSEu
嗯？好像有什么变化了？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrUEGtfMiW
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当小梦梦停下咳嗽，发现自己站在一片巨大的狼藉的废墟前。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT9C7WiTmD
“嗯？是刚才被我踩烂掉的房子吗？怎么这么大了，刚才还是很细小的样子。啊！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Vx5QPn2c
小梦梦突然意识到一点，是自己变小了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hsjb5vzHa
不对！变得也太小了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs37oOktVu
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作者语：故事终于可以进入征途了……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqCaZ0e2kQ
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小梦梦以她纤小的身体进入一个茂密的森林。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHfNwPaQHW
然后是去找毛毛虫，就能有得到建议。该死的作者，千万别再出什么乱七八糟的状况了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0YsUy5hUw
小梦梦一边想着，一边按照故事的情节去实践。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMV7g5e5jf
但是她忘记了一件事，那就是这个故事的作者真的不是百分百纯良的人啊！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEheseunPz
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“请问，你有没有见到一条毛毛虫？一条吸水烟的毛毛虫。”小梦梦一路问着她所见的所有生物却迎来大家的一阵阵怪异的目光。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2Qe82wBco
“我没记错吧。”小梦梦小声嘀咕着，“是吸水烟的毛毛虫啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTKFyGi8eu
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“啊！”小梦梦突然一个不小心被地上的某物绊倒，“真倒霉，这什么日子啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cr7jxl8Xa
小梦梦爬了起来顺脚在绊倒自己的东西狠狠踩了一脚。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4bEE0fdDT
“啊！”身边随即出现了一声愤怒的惨叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrthx43q6d
小梦梦顺着自己踩的那条尾巴抬头发现那居然是一条龙！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QX6egK5Ti
一条血红色的迷你龙！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYXy5CWsZm
这个世界上居然真的有迷你龙诶～小梦梦努力忍住笑意，太可笑了，居然是迷你龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbt5byHQmP
“啊！”那条龙再次发出一声惨叫，“我的蝴蝶结！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUaLPTqarR
蝴蝶结？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56xcDEZfCK
小梦梦小心翼翼地挪开自己踩在天翼迷你龙尾巴上的脚，赫然发现脚下竟是一个粉红色的的蝴蝶结。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IFvBLLlXH
戴粉红色蝴蝶结的血红色的迷你龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VoQtaXXeh
小梦梦再也忍不住爆笑了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aJWsWwcui
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……………………………………”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRahNq81eK
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我忍，天翼迷你龙强忍住杀人的冲动，等着小梦梦笑完。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtPxlBmGEx
“有什么好笑的。”天翼问道，一面对自己说：矜持，觉得不要发怒，我是淑女龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6gPbcSaaK
“哈哈，对，哈，对不起，哈，我，哈，以前从来没见过，哈哈，迷你龙，哈哈哈哈。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85dUkNo8ob
我忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj43MtMtIIa
“真是少见多怪。”天翼冷冷地说着，“对了，我以前没在这林子里见过你，你是谁啊？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxz5mLW9ej
“我？”小梦梦指着自己，“我叫小梦梦，我想找一个吸水烟的的毛毛虫。你知道去哪里可以找到它吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeC982Kwr1
我再忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsOz0EdjXX
“这里没有什么吸水烟的毛毛虫，你去别处找吧。但在此之前，你把我的蝴蝶结踩脏了，必须付清洁费。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPasVi4A03
“啥米？”这不是抢劫吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLNXKFzKFW
“真是的，这可是人家最喜欢的一只蝴蝶结，本来今天是结了出去找蛋蛋和花花玩的。结果被你踩脏了，真郁闷。”天翼脸色一沉。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3F9JXa1u1
“蛋蛋和花花？”这啥名字啊，小梦梦觉得无力了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYUUC2xs1z
“蛋蛋是狗尾巴草，花花是蝴蝶花，你看，她们就在那里～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaR9AHdxJS
天翼遥远地对着草／花丛里的某两棵植物高兴地招招手，然后一蹦一跳地走了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wjoLYZKoT
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT9d2qDpUt
“天翼～”两棵花花草草都很高兴看到这个迷你龙朋友的样子，“咦？你又换新的蝴蝶结啦。怎么好像弄脏了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEfnt9SDT9
“嗯，过来的时候被那个小个子踩了一脚。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEgjjwC47K
小个子？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodO62eRFs4
青筋立刻跳上了小梦梦的额头。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9UQ01ZGg3
“是你的尾巴先绊倒我的好不好？”小梦梦大吼道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMfeitXMlO
“是你自己走路没长眼睛。哼，还要找什么吸水烟的毛毛虫。真是搞笑。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwD4iryRTn
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ81ZlGBFtD
“吸水烟的毛毛虫，好可怕～”花花一边做怕怕样，“天翼，这里有这种东西吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk15Cft6uq
“当然没有。只有这个傻瓜才会找这种东西。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJja1yZWNN
傻瓜？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12Ls4EyAvp
小梦梦额头上的青筋又多了一堆。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIJ2OjhU7s
“我可是要干正事的。我可是为了变到正常大小才找毛毛虫的。你们不要跟我打马虎眼！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dhOs58ZZl
“诶？要变到正常大小？那应该找天翼啊～”蛋蛋用叶子指了指一旁的天翼，“吃了天翼的冰激凌和可乐就可以变换大小。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yHsEz7K0e
“啥米？可是……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfE9dbuk7G
“可是什么呀，真是个白痴。”天翼一边不屑状。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynXiiUpIRr
白痴？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvwmkmomy2
我忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO3f6aAVeB
“那个，天翼，能不能给我冰激凌和可乐啊？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzIaFZWIHw
“不能。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNT30HGfb0
“为什么！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdvdOCd9Xn
“你得先赔我蝴蝶结的清洁费。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojTrg92TSc
“好，我答应你。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTOsJi05KU
天翼将信将疑的看了看小梦梦，道：“算了，你怎么也是主角。冰激凌和可乐可以送给你，你只要记得来世给我做牛做马就可以了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtTE64bKDy
“我知道了……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8Ku2856S4
“次元袋！魔法冰激凌、可乐！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pGXL9zvTh
天翼从肚肚前的袋袋里掏出一盒冰激凌和一瓶可乐交给小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLKyO6QSO4
小梦梦二话没说咕噜咕噜县喝了一大口可乐。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf41bRcfKe1
“啥米！我怎么变得更小了！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9YFR83FbV
“真是个蠢才。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBsTpcaEx2
蠢才？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh9xvF4kld
“我还没说呢？喝可乐变小，吃冰激凌变大。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBgCeHEmim
呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜～～～～～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz04igtxER
现在的小梦梦已经小到和冰激凌盒子差不多大小。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszN0tkmiQP
天翼叹了口气，打开冰激凌，将小小的小梦梦放在上面。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1lO78PrQv
小梦梦舔舔冰激凌，变得大了点，再舔舔，再变大点。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg28LWJaHd3
然后小梦梦大大地咬了一口冰激凌。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NQ1urajqG
“哎呀呀，太多了，笨蛋！”天翼叫着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExcU18AniX
笨蛋？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqP0Pcw9cq
嗯？小梦梦看了看周围，自己已经变得跟树差不多高了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcH5LyZIFy
确实大了点，那再喝点可乐。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVUp0ZZ9t7
于是小梦梦便吃点冰激凌，喝点可乐，好不惬意的变到了适当的大小。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIiILnnt5j
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jJRzXvnSn
然后她便离开森林，向林子外的一间小房子走去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGVJyZxI8k
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dwYSvBgz1
小梦梦刚来到房子前面，正看到一个穿着仆人装扮清亮的美少男A（小初）递给另一个清亮美少男B（小枣）一封大大的信，同时以他甜美的嗓音说道：“致公爵夫人：王后邀请她去玩暴走棋。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBQsj26G0Y
小枣接过信，用同样美少男样的酷酷的音调说道：“王后的邀请：请公爵夫人去玩暴走棋。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXGGf4578J
然后两人对鞠了个躬，小初就转身要走。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbmtgrqqBu
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8PAHGCsOd
就在这时，小梦梦突然冲了出来，一把抓住两人，往树林里拖去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtva7MCVRy
“哇呀呀～～难得有美少男成双成对，怎么可以不约会！快给我去约会～～XXOO也没关系！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASgSFmDmav
于是小初和小枣就被小梦梦莫名其妙地推进了森林去约会＋XXOO去了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgk8u906Vi
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3O9H7dYFe
终于解决的一对美少男终生幸福的小梦梦已是气喘吁吁。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhqaPlmSPd
即使是美少男也是很难拖动的，何况两个。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo88vx8v1T
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrabt0IDUsy
就在小梦梦调整好呼吸，打算破门而入进入房子的时候，突然听到一阵诡异的笑声。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpiTtUd3Xd
“捏捏捏～异世界魔女小梦梦好搞笑，居然敢拉小初和小枣配成一对。他们可是皇后和公爵夫人家的仆人啊～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tCoboDoYa
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnazMkibmXv
小梦梦遁声四处寻找，终于在烟囱顶上发现了一只淡咖啡色底纹深咖啡色条纹的杂色猫小寒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dk8BQVPYZ
“好难看的猫。”小梦梦不由自主地出声道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqCTzRsUXT
“啥米！！”那只猫的耳朵貌似很灵敏，于是她气急败坏地跳到了小梦梦的头上狂抓了一把，把小梦梦的头发弄得乱七八糟。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWUB086wSP
“我要诅咒你！！！你会遭报应的！！！！”小寒用她尖锐的嗓音叫嚣着，然后便突兀地消失在空气中。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgCEbFYMBn
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ygmXPpmP
“真是个乱七八糟的世界。”小梦梦一边抚平头发，一边嘀咕着，“还是想办法快点回去吧。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLC5RUaVmd
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXuSMbfaqj
然后她再次来到小房子门前，打算破门而入的时候——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlazqF8Co5r
“哐！！”门突然被踢飞了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUEVs5nRCS
“我还没有抬腿吧。”小梦梦心想。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkkP5vuEGX
但是由不得她多想，一直粉可爱的粉红色的猪就从门内蹦了出来，直冲小梦梦而来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6qDgvNHpC
“哇呀呀呀呀呀呀！！！”小梦梦根本来不及躲。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgySPsVmA0
小猪非常霸气地将小梦梦踢倒，顺便在她脸上留下了一个鲜红的脚爪印。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIknmrxdMH
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyKfSsA5pj
“哈哈哈哈哈哈～～～～”杂色猫小寒的笑声再次响起，“我早说你要遭报应的！！看到了没有～我的诅咒是很灵验的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2rwKyx2ZC
“TMD……”小梦梦非常困难地爬了起来，“居然是猪！粉红色的猪！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRUkNScRcz
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kTMA6dQvt
“啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！”公爵夫人羽毛暴走状一个箭步冲到小梦梦面前，一把抓起小梦梦狂摇，“是你！异界魔女小梦梦把我的宝贝小飞变成猪的吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFIXwRXUt0
“不是，不是我～”小梦梦惨叫到，“我啥米都不知道，你别摇了，我晕了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDqA37cBoz
天啊～小梦梦心想，为什么世界成了两个圈？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2SuApa6vI
“哼！”羽毛突然松来手，小梦梦的脑门再次亲吻大地。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir1PXgFYCb
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqW9hAO0gF
“真是个乱七八糟的世界。”小梦梦从地上爬起来抱怨道，“折腾了大半天的，我肚子都饿了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLxJ5nN2KT
“肚子饿了吗？”杂色猫小寒的脑袋突然出现在一旁的大树上，但是看不到身体。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksQmECQK9R
“妈妈咪呀～是鬼吗？”小梦梦哇地一声叫了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNCLaZuhyr
青筋在杂色猫小寒的脑门上一闪而过。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd5ffHi8Cg
我忍～谁让这个家伙是主角。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKZY3r9EL3
“你向这个方向走就会遇到免费请你吃东西的人……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiSakYnUaS
“哇！免费捏～”小梦梦二话没说，拔腿就跑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OrEeUFG47
“真是个急性子的家伙。”杂色猫小寒摇摇头，一颗脑袋追了上去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVg1yA5gq2
“吃饱了，你还可以去参加皇后和公爵夫人的暴走棋游戏。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjcoQeugwO
“啥米是暴走棋？”小梦梦问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gHpddS9a8
“嘿嘿。”杂色猫小寒阴谋似地笑了笑，“你看到就知道了，会很好玩的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeMKM9CIYM
然后说完就消失了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKAWmnL6UF
“真是只奇怪的猫。”小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiQh1YVlz1
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGntXdJjgx
小梦梦跑啊跑，终于看到了一幢兔子脑袋一样形状的房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SUjta1ycR
“真是幢疯狂的房子，建这房子的一定是个疯子。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZUHZcdTMr
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaOQfnWhO9
“是的，她们都是疯子。”杂色猫小寒的声音再次在小梦梦耳边响起。小梦梦似有一些不好的预感。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQjncQQexB
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnuP8RSfle
房子前面的大树下，三月兔点点和帽匠雷雷正挤在长桌的一端喝茶。睡鼠小仙仙被他们当作垫子倒在当中，不知道是睡着了还是晕过去的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k8F7WUwN3
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2aMV2Qw58
小梦梦冲到桌前，随便找了张椅子坐下，狼吞虎咽地吃起桌上的蛋糕喝起茶来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa5PPFpaTo
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB0fN8GAvq
突然小梦梦觉得自己被人架了起来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDLk96BcMW
果然，点点和雷雷正架着她直绕桌转圈圈，口中还念叨着：“亲爱的，我们来喝茶～”“亲爱的，我们来吃点心～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjOqBuR3Fo
“那就请放我下来喝茶吃点心吧，亲爱的们～”小梦梦说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CNjVwcjdu
立刻，小梦梦就被塞到最高最大的一张椅子上，她刚想说“谢谢”的时候，点点和雷雷又都蹭到这张大椅子上，把她紧紧地挤在当中。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUOXlEfFPF
“亲爱的们，你们快把我的胃挤扁了，教我怎么吃东西。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDjzYcOSSd
“亲爱的，吃东西只需要嘴就可以了，关胃什么事？”点点说道，一边拿起一大块蛋糕，比嘴还大的蛋糕往小梦梦嘴里塞去，一时间小梦梦都说不出话来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm4Ko38DTm
“亲爱的，我记得胃好像是装吃下去的东西的地方。”雷雷说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYUHX5lbp3
“啊！好像是这样的。”点点恍然大悟状，“是这样的吗？亲爱的。”点点问小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsDrTArO7g
“唔唔唔……”被蛋糕塞住嘴巴的小梦梦突然想要拿什么似地扭扭状拼命向前冲，却被点点和雷雷按住。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVK5mSUrSg
“亲爱的，是这样吗？你想要什么啊？我拿给你。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsyAGi1Orx
水水水！我噎住了！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8n6jtxAE8
小梦梦在心里想着，确发不出声音，要知道她的嘴正被一整块蛋糕塞住着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGP8jaa39x
小梦梦尝试着将蛋糕吐出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQQDQLXopv
“啊！亲爱的，你可不能浪费粮食！”点点说着，将半截露在外面的蛋糕又重重一塞。小梦梦立刻觉得天空在转，一下子晕了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzKZ2cizKa
“啊！亲爱的，你怎么了？”点点惊呼道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qcl9sWxDD
“兴许是太激动了吧～因为我们的好客～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFd1k9YkSb
“咦？这不是异界魔女小梦梦吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYzDSSdBap
“诶？小梦梦是啥米？”雷雷问。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOcrDYplkl
“传说来自异界的魔女小梦梦，不喜欢男女配，只喜欢BL和百合。是有名的同人女。”点点带着严肃的表情解释道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChZaMK8ioP
“捏？那岂不是和我们志同道合？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDfYwhxTVU
“对啊～”点点再次恍然大悟状。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH5l9HSThz
“亲爱的，我记得羽毛亲亲还缺一个XXOO的对象来着。”点点又说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaYfoNlcBq
“嗯，我觉得小梦梦和她很配～”雷雷应和到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihMH0mYDmN
“我也是这个意思。”点点阴阴地笑着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0NzrAQww2
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啥米？XXOO？我不要啊！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL8QFokqLj
“啊！！！！！”小梦梦狂喊着醒了过来，一下子冲了出去，以光速逃离了三月兔点点的房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPWe0r5I5G
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我先在该去哪里好呢？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxbnjZfHGY
小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNlr8ECrjV
对了，皇后和公爵夫人的暴走棋游戏。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1RQpCOeg7
“可是在哪里呢？我根本不认路。”小梦梦嘀咕着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIGupgqoxX
“嗨～这边～”杂色猫小寒突然出现在离小梦梦五步远的地方。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSOFwKsoEp
“哪里啊？你说清楚点。”小梦梦皱了皱眉。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5temxWrTHB
“这边，嘻嘻。”杂色猫小寒不甚友善地笑了笑，“你过来啊～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0M4bi5c5e
小梦梦将信将疑地走了过去，突然觉得脚底一空，“啊～～～”地一声摔了下去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfOSCHBFOL
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小梦梦从半空中掉了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz9ttfNwss
等等，下面的那些人在干嘛？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfqPlHhIds
那个不是公爵夫人吗？那坐她对面的是皇后咯。他们在干嘛？玩暴走棋游戏？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhkhdJ8dlo
只见皇后和公爵夫人虎视眈眈地坐在棋盘两边，棋盘上一片兵荒马乱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO3OyV8Lg0
“啊！不行！我要掉到棋盘上去了！”小梦梦心想着，“掉上去的话，我一定会死掉的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XUZWiIMkz
但是就目前情况来说，她没有不掉到棋盘上的方法。所以在三秒之后，小梦梦抱着必死的决心落到了烟尘滚滚的棋盘上，随之而起的是皇后的尖叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOQWNIxdCz
“居然妨碍我下棋～～～～哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！把她拉出去砍头！砍头！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N8HCjI86S
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棋盘上的战局，一切士兵，战马都随着这声尖叫消失殆尽。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1VMdqcuE9
小梦梦尚不明白怎么回事，便看到一队士兵，真正的士兵，气势汹汹地向她走来，将她整个抬起，扛了出去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6APwPXepd
小梦梦这才惊醒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHJJzTScIb
“哇呀呀呀～～我还不想死～～～”小梦梦死命挣扎着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmPtlZEMam
她突然看见杂色猫小寒的脑袋出现在皇后的头上，得意地笑着向她招手。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuMz5vWfOT
都是这家伙害我的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTY792JgsF
小梦梦心想着，不知从哪里来了一大股劲儿，挣脱了那一队士兵，向皇后扑了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Oumbzqtc
“拜拜～”即将扑到的时候，杂色猫小寒突然向她摆摆手，然后就消失无踪。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9srZVelzpS
“我这次肯定完蛋了。”小梦梦心想。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u1KJ2uefU
小梦梦于是将皇后扑倒在地，然后被赶来的士兵再次架起。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOJXTSoxVd
然而当小梦梦看到皇后的脸的时候——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5CldnVuT5
“哇呀呀呀～～～你不是三月兔吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwrDhQRyKh
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～”Pearl皇后惊叫道，“你居然说我是只兔子！！！！！亲爱的～砍了她的头～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUZnedcQ1P
“知道了，PP。”Jackal皇帝在一旁平静地说道，一挥手，士兵们便把小梦梦架走了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF4W6IcELP
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“啊啊啊～～我不想死，都怪那只猫～～～”小梦梦叫道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSC7sCNY3F
“什么猫啊？”公爵夫人问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO0QhFYtyY
“那只杂色猫，是她指了这条错误的路给我的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn6RJN7xU2
“这个世界上没有错误的路。”Pearl皇后愤恨地说着，“所有的路都是我的路，所以没有错误的路。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiAiiE6ktj
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正当小梦梦感到绝望的时候，她突然又看到杂色猫小寒出现在一旁的座椅上，向着她微笑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQecIFVw7Iq
于是她破口而出：“她在那！那只猫！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwiZLAjifz
于是众人随她手指的方向看去，果然看到了杂色猫小寒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5edLtE7D3
Pearl皇后两眼突然跳作心心眼，吼道：“抓住她，我要拿它做宠物！！”杂色猫小寒一听，颜色大变，开始四处逃窜。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XbTw34YV8
于是原本抓住小梦梦的士兵们都放开她开始扑那只猫。然而那只猫很灵活，她们扑了很久都没有扑到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEngddKVYlb
“她应该不会这么容易被抓的吧。”小梦梦心想，“不对，我为什么要担心她啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZW2jzzfcv
于是小梦梦便趁乱逃跑了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99nq3ynUb3
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该去哪里呢？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWZpgt1yb
小梦梦漫无目的地走着，突然两个长得一模一样的人出现在她的面前。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4w3vFY88n
“我叫司司～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRpAUOb0Ao
“我叫夏夏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2O5ZDIAxe
“我是哥哥～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcytqWQLHqx
“我是妹妹～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCWvvcJTuW
“我是夏夏的哥哥叫司司～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDiiMNrPJw
“我是司司的妹妹叫夏夏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oB6hRAAzX
……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sPJEvzceZ
“我是谁？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwPT126jfv
“我是谁？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbUPGZwcp5
“我是夏夏吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZyHEqC3dg
“我是夏夏吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgWNfutR3j
“我是司司吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9AltvrnJX
“我是司司吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu9qvK8mtd
“分出我们就告诉你回去的路。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYRqHrV00g
“想要知道回去的路就请分出我们。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAxfVOdb2Y
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Pause。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXLRLTXSD6
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“你。”小梦梦指着左边一个道，“是夏夏。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDQxYMaddD
“你。”小梦梦指着右边一个道，“是司司。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGX6MC22Ns
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“猜错了～～～”两人不约而同地叫了起来，然后“嘭”的一声消失，留下小梦梦一个人呆若木鸡。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2cYEdU1ol
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“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～我明明有很认真地盯着看的啊！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSwxkDoOOb
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满腹怨气的小梦梦继续走着，突然看到前面的地上好像掉了什么东西。于是她一蹦一跳地走了过去，捡起来一看不得了，那不是美男照吗？还是超级养眼的耽美对对～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z2zcb6hTn
小梦梦的鼻血立刻流了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhasiIsCl5i
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突然小梦梦觉得好像有人过来，赶忙把照片藏进衣服口袋。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOE7Jqj428
然后小梦梦看到她一开始看到的白兔子漠漠跑了过来，非常54她地从她身边路过，依旧在说：“完蛋了，完蛋了，要迟到了，会被烤来吃掉的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgTypVQpAX
“喂！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZToVGyqgax
小梦梦叫了白兔子一声，他不理她。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONiojUvzUW
于是小梦梦就跟着白兔子跑啊跑，跑到了一座高大的建筑里面。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMsZjqMYF9
建筑里面有好多人，有的坐着，有的没位置坐就站在一边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ntnrOZsw
“他们在干嘛呢？”小梦梦嘀咕道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht4uSUImGl
“他们在看审判。”杂色猫小寒的脑袋出现在站在小梦梦前的一个人的头上。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGKihq9YZ9
“你没有被抓住？”小梦梦问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYDBdMxEd1
“我怎么可能这么容易被抓住？”小寒说道，“皇后想抓我很久了都没抓到呢。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlqrvJpBHY
我汗～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAV6DVRAjt
“那你还敢出来？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXlOIHnm5V
“为什么不敢呢？”小寒鄙视状白了小梦梦一眼。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeRAbvCIWg
“对了，他们要审判什么啊？”小梦梦突然想到便问了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKxaiSY5QF
“有人偷了皇后的美男耽美照，所以抓了嫌疑人出来审问。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PlCURHuLZ
美男耽美照？小梦梦心想，难道是……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV53yn2gMV
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“小梦梦～～～～”皇后尖锐的嗓音突然从小梦梦背后响起，小寒的脑袋也同时消失。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvI8D7INsi
小梦梦刚转身想跑便被Pearl皇后一把抱住，“亲爱的，你去哪里了，找得我好苦。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbeBNNRuxX
小梦梦正疑惑着皇后的态度怎么转变的这么快。站在皇后旁边的公爵夫人羽毛定定地对她说：“我告诉皇后，你和她是同道中人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqGTvt9c9L
“同道中人？”小梦梦不是很明白。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RGV79cTvj
“正如你所见的，皇后也是同人女。”不顾小梦梦惊讶到痴呆的表情，羽毛依旧一脸镇定。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WXLyxzbm0
“亲爱的们，你们就坐到贵宾席上吧。”皇后说道，“我一定要将偷我照片的人抓出来然后碎尸万段！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNis8iPgES
皇后脸上露出毒辣的表情，叫小梦梦心底不禁打了个寒颤。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOqEbUIzed
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小梦梦看着被带上来的嫌疑犯，正是三月兔那里的睡鼠小仙仙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR0QRXgPtn
开庭的法官正是白兔子漠漠。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVFjuJxQ3M
“犯人，请陈述你偷皇后照片的具体经过。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUePldzYsMB
“我没有偷照片。”小仙仙一副欲哭无泪的样子，“当时我在睡觉，在睡觉，我只不过正好走过皇后的窗前的时候睡着了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL914XyvX4T
白兔子漠漠挠挠头，看了看一边的皇后，然后说道，“那么，假设你是犯人，请假设一下你偷东西的过程。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzBTlwik4n
“我没有偷照片～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPvMyX3Srt
“请假设一下。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApIofkdLMU
小仙仙歪着头想了想，道：“从窗子里爬进去，拿走皇后放在枕头底下的照片，再从窗子里爬出来。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6umyUHgEt
“嗯。”白兔子漠漠点点头，想了想道，“本庭宣判，小仙仙就是偷皇后照片的犯人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqRjuuOZBs
“我说我没有！！！！”小仙仙大叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIUcdqKPMk
“可是你知道皇后把照片放在哪儿。”兔子漠漠说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtgGrRlNfc
“这是谁都知道的事。”小仙仙说道，“皇后是同人女，总是把美男耽美照放在枕头下面，到处都有这样的传言。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1YuOntszL
“啊～～～～”一旁的皇后尖叫道，“居然把我这么重要的秘密说出来，快砍了他的头～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqu6chwvKr
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于是小仙仙便哭喊着被往外拖。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9zjd4b564
小梦梦见势不妙，打算开溜。可是才站起来便被一旁的羽毛抓住衣服。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGycXi8G9M
小梦梦一挣，一冲，从贵宾席上摔了下来，落到中庭，衣服里的照片也落出了大半。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ARcfv8Gp
于是周围一片嘘声，原本抓住小仙仙的士兵也停了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb4drqEu6v
打破这僵局的是皇后尖锐的叫声——“抓住她，砍了她的头！！！”她指着小梦梦说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAccgTpwidF
“不，不是我偷的。我是正好在路上捡到的，这是真的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHynrbotscV
可是士兵们却放下小仙仙，气势汹汹地向她拥过来，小梦梦赶紧找了个空档拔腿就跑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnNc3gG7SC
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“妈妈咪呀～我什么时候可以回去啊～～～～～”小梦梦一边飞泪一边跑着，身后满是皇后的追兵。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUybj3sn1K
“你想要回去吗？”杂色猫小寒再次出现在小梦梦身边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eYkURSmzk
这次小梦梦好像看到救星一样道：“猫sama～～～救救我吧～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUjORWVMPB
“其实也不难。”杂色猫小寒道，“你只要大喊一声‘我是同人女’，回去的路就能打开了。记住哦，要大声喊，不然没有的。”说完，杂色猫小寒就消失了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU9NS9x1tv
小梦梦顶着发麻的头皮，深吸一口气，然后大喊道：“我是同人女～～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyZcNasUXn
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“轰轰轰轰隆隆隆～～”天空突然打下一计雷正劈到小梦梦。然后小梦梦突然感到天晕地旋昏死了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaWhCkuOHz
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等小梦梦再次醒来的时候，她发现自己躺在原来的小河边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuEukmYaN
“这果然是梦啊。”小梦梦心想。然后她抖了抖衣服，一张华丽丽的美男耽美照从她的衣服里抖落了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmt6x8ACdi
小梦梦顿觉脚底发寒，而此刻，身边突然传来一阵熟悉的声音。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98fek7YZkb
“诶呀呀，我说的吧，只要承认，马上就能回来哦～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuueJBIn8N
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明明欠了n多坑却依旧悠悠哉哉的小梦梦百般无聊地趴在河边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBlNvaziH6
“好无聊啊！天上掉下个帅哥来吧～”，她仰天吼了一句，“两个也可以！两个就可以XXOO了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEWGyG0rRA
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结果小梦梦盯着天空看了很久，也没有看到任何变化将身边的无聊感冲走，几乎以为自己被上帝抛弃的时候，突然看到粉帅粉可爱的白兔子漠漠手里揣着怀表，一蹦一跳地从她身边跑过去，口中念念有词道：“哦，天啊天啊，我要迟到了，迟到会被烤熟吃掉的！我必须快点了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBllpwIySp0
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“难道上帝听到我的祈祷了吗？”小梦梦心想，“虽然是只兔子，但也很不错。哦活活活活～上帝真是好人啊～哦活活活活～乖兔子我来了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1AMoaMQaL
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于是要梦梦紧跟着兔子漠漠跑啊跑啊跑，直到漠漠跳近了矮树底下一个大洞，她也一同跟着跳了下去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHKkBW3UTb
兔子洞开始像走廊一样笔直向前，然后突然向下。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWqnwDN8TW
“嗯，让我想想，这怎么越来越像《爱丽丝梦游奇境记》里的情节，然后接着应该是个深井吧。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0vQDjwXNU
所以毫无意外地，小梦梦一脚踩进了一个深井。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiF7FGoCmX
“可是怎么看都像是想我留下的坑的怨念的样子啊。”小梦梦看着满是文字的井壁上熟悉的句子，“这应该是个梦吧，哈哈，这一定是个梦。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjnx2ELcvp
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小梦梦在深井里飘啊飘啊飘，飘了好久都没到底，有点抓狂的样子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87fucXdzln
“其实我不是很在意这样飘着，真的。”小梦梦心想，“可是刚才那只粉帅粉可爱的兔子去哪里了？我还等着拿他和别的兔子XXOO呢，真郁闷～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbVGf4lmOq
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突然“咕咚”一声。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWSLnuAaLZ
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“总算到底了。”小梦梦心想，“再飘下去，我连当红娘的兴致都没了。粉帅粉可爱的白兔子我来了～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF8cUF1Vst
小梦梦站起身来，突然看到漠漠在前面的路拐了个弯，口中继续念叨着：“天啊，天啊，我一定会被吃掉了的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGrh1fG0R5
“啊！白兔子！你慢点！”小梦梦叫着追了上去，却不小心一脚踩到自己的裙摆，翻身倒下，咕噜咕噜咕噜一路滚了过去，直到“哐”的一声撞到一堵墙上。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F171H31QX
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“哎哟哟～我的腰闪了～”小梦梦揉着腰奋力站了起来，发现自己在一个长长的大厅里，四周都是锁着的门。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RIE7iQG7x
然后呢？小号门？桌子？钥匙？变大变小的药水和点心？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1QR7k3JRH
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小梦梦四处搜索，果然看到了那个小号门。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoOjJeSj2J
“但怎么总觉得有点EG？”小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hxjKKQD2F
只见小小的门上写着：“请用饱含爱心的吻亲吻我，我就会变大。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNYtar00xW
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“我抽！”小梦梦心想着，但是为了粉帅粉可爱的白兔子的终生幸福，我忍了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCUXV6CS7i
于是小梦梦努力趴下身去才好不容易够到那个门，刚要亲上去——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc7jYtfYH4
“等等，先找钥匙！”小梦梦一跃而起，“我才不像那个笨笨的爱丽丝那样，我要把钥匙先插上，打开门再让门变大，就这样。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD94qbA2QF
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于是小梦梦开始满屋子地找钥匙，就是看不到钥匙的影子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG37MIYQap
“到底是哪个破作者，要拷贝也拷贝的全一点。居然漏东西，要是被我逮着一定要她好看～～～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7PVAt2hxw
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“啪哒”，正在叫嚣着的小梦梦的脑袋突然被某个坚硬的东西砸到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlIgc5tSoh
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“哎哟！”小梦梦着实觉得吃痛，一手捂着头，一手在地上摸索，“到底是什么东西这么硬？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO7dwMrAhw
小梦梦突然摸到一片金属状的东西，摸起来一看，居然是把金的钥匙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jOV5TQ0SQ
“哇呀呀，作者还不错嘛？居然有钱弄金的。不对啊，这把钥匙上怎么没有齿？嗯？上面还有字？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmJRIs27Ui
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“请用无敌的充满怨念的暴力激活我。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2cZcI5boY
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“……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE9rWctaJ5
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肃静·回避80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcRSH3MqiQ
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“我要暴走了！”小梦梦两眼冒着火花，将钥匙狠狠摔在地上，重重一踩，“我现在的怨念确实很深啊！！！！去死个作者！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby5YwREcxb
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于是小梦梦狠狠地踩着那把昂贵的金钥匙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf70TFr6BCx
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“我踩我踩我踩踩踩！！！啊！！！！！怎么回事！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj4amHXrCD
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突然，小梦梦踩着钥匙的脚下冒出金光，钥匙终于开窍了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7rjn6KWFP
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHnX2EDxOZ
一阵金光散去，小梦梦将钥匙再次拾起。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTghoUtsB4
“啥米！居然不是金的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC80AFe2KZ5
只见落在小梦梦手中的钥匙已经变成黑色的了。原来那层金色只是涂在外层的涂料而已，钥匙一开窍就都吹走了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI8g7wGhMZ
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怨念丛生，小梦梦于是顶着满头青筋，将钥匙插进小门里。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD3wOmwCvM
咯嗒一声，钥匙断了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bCsuf4zvS
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小梦梦暴走状，各位观众请回避以保证生命安全。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR6CPLT9Sv
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暴走在继续。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lgbYJfHQc
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“哐当”一声，小门被小梦梦一脚踢开了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6aljw3mWW
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“然后是用饱含爱心的吻亲吻那个门对吧。”小梦梦心想到，“但是刚才被我踢了的，好脏捏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORvoFF7DaB
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XXOO80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQmU8za4V
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于是小梦梦终于进入了那个传说中的奇境～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IJey6A2d7
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“但好像还有问题捏～”小梦梦看着周围的景致觉得有些不对劲。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkFr27QoKg
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对的，这里就容作者插句话，在原作中，爱丽丝是变小了进入门中的，而我这边是把门变大，小梦梦本生没有变化，所以现在她的体格太大了！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl8FAgHJE1
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“那怎么办才好？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbDwMhs0sP
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作者语：哈哈，反正很快就又要变大的，这厢变小还麻烦，你就忍着点。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f1RMQpOsm
小梦梦：我忍……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jv15VF0KP
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“那么那只粉帅粉可爱的白兔子去哪里了呢？”小梦梦正想着，小兔子马上就出现了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwL6P21GXt
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“完蛋了完蛋了，公爵夫人一定会让人把我烤熟的。”兔子漠漠焦急地跑着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0tGpDDfVG
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“哈哈，粉帅粉可爱的兔子～”巨大的小梦梦一把将小兔子漠漠抓起来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWTvYWYsXK
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“完蛋了完蛋了，公爵夫人一定会让人把我烤熟的。”兔子漠漠继续跑着。嗯，怎么，我怎么觉得脚下都是空气啊？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojyMv1XPLc
“你，你，你干什么！！”漠漠终于注意到了将自己拎起来的巨型小梦梦，于是他扭扭扭扭扭地想挣脱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOT2XqucLU
小梦梦丝毫不理会他的反抗，一味地痴笑着：“哈哈，粉帅粉可爱的兔子～找谁把你嫁出去呢？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L6uzSrUYj
“难，难道你就是传说中的异世界的魔女小梦梦？”漠漠非常紧张地看着小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq4cOYxu6n
“咦，你怎么会知道的？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98OqFlXcOv
“这可是非常有名的事了。来自异界的魔女小梦梦，不喜欢男女配，只喜欢BL和百合。我真是命苦啊，居然落到你魔爪上，不过我不会认命的，我一定要……”兔子漠漠继续扭扭扭扭扭地想挣脱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6zP4S3eqD
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兔子漠漠用爪子拼命抓小梦梦的手，终于小梦梦觉得有点痒就松手了。兔子漠漠赶紧趁此机会跳下来逃走，小梦梦用手一捞空只抓住漠漠掉下来的怀表。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZZY70hhfF
“可恶！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno7Zmwhyrf
小梦梦气得狠狠踩了一脚近身边的一栋房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OnlkJC1R
“唔唔唔唔～～～”兔子漠漠一边飞泪一边掏跑着，“我的房子啊～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB22L5yo8u
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“气死我了！！”小梦梦巨吼道，将手中纤细的怀表捏个粉碎。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu8EtvYLrl
然而怀表残骸的粉末突然升腾起来，教小梦梦不住狂咳。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUnkojeSEu
嗯？好像有什么变化了？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrUEGtfMiW
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当小梦梦停下咳嗽，发现自己站在一片巨大的狼藉的废墟前。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT9C7WiTmD
“嗯？是刚才被我踩烂掉的房子吗？怎么这么大了，刚才还是很细小的样子。啊！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Vx5QPn2c
小梦梦突然意识到一点，是自己变小了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hsjb5vzHa
不对！变得也太小了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs37oOktVu
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作者语：故事终于可以进入征途了……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqCaZ0e2kQ
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小梦梦以她纤小的身体进入一个茂密的森林。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHfNwPaQHW
然后是去找毛毛虫，就能有得到建议。该死的作者，千万别再出什么乱七八糟的状况了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0YsUy5hUw
小梦梦一边想着，一边按照故事的情节去实践。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMV7g5e5jf
但是她忘记了一件事，那就是这个故事的作者真的不是百分百纯良的人啊！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEheseunPz
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“请问，你有没有见到一条毛毛虫？一条吸水烟的毛毛虫。”小梦梦一路问着她所见的所有生物却迎来大家的一阵阵怪异的目光。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2Qe82wBco
“我没记错吧。”小梦梦小声嘀咕着，“是吸水烟的毛毛虫啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTKFyGi8eu
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“啊！”小梦梦突然一个不小心被地上的某物绊倒，“真倒霉，这什么日子啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cr7jxl8Xa
小梦梦爬了起来顺脚在绊倒自己的东西狠狠踩了一脚。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4bEE0fdDT
“啊！”身边随即出现了一声愤怒的惨叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrthx43q6d
小梦梦顺着自己踩的那条尾巴抬头发现那居然是一条龙！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QX6egK5Ti
一条血红色的迷你龙！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYXy5CWsZm
这个世界上居然真的有迷你龙诶～小梦梦努力忍住笑意，太可笑了，居然是迷你龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbt5byHQmP
“啊！”那条龙再次发出一声惨叫，“我的蝴蝶结！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUaLPTqarR
蝴蝶结？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56xcDEZfCK
小梦梦小心翼翼地挪开自己踩在天翼迷你龙尾巴上的脚，赫然发现脚下竟是一个粉红色的的蝴蝶结。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IFvBLLlXH
戴粉红色蝴蝶结的血红色的迷你龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VoQtaXXeh
小梦梦再也忍不住爆笑了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aJWsWwcui
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……………………………………”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRahNq81eK
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtx7jyZdX5n
我忍，天翼迷你龙强忍住杀人的冲动，等着小梦梦笑完。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtPxlBmGEx
“有什么好笑的。”天翼问道，一面对自己说：矜持，觉得不要发怒，我是淑女龙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6gPbcSaaK
“哈哈，对，哈，对不起，哈，我，哈，以前从来没见过，哈哈，迷你龙，哈哈哈哈。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85dUkNo8ob
我忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj43MtMtIIa
“真是少见多怪。”天翼冷冷地说着，“对了，我以前没在这林子里见过你，你是谁啊？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxz5mLW9ej
“我？”小梦梦指着自己，“我叫小梦梦，我想找一个吸水烟的的毛毛虫。你知道去哪里可以找到它吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeC982Kwr1
我再忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsOz0EdjXX
“这里没有什么吸水烟的毛毛虫，你去别处找吧。但在此之前，你把我的蝴蝶结踩脏了，必须付清洁费。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPasVi4A03
“啥米？”这不是抢劫吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLNXKFzKFW
“真是的，这可是人家最喜欢的一只蝴蝶结，本来今天是结了出去找蛋蛋和花花玩的。结果被你踩脏了，真郁闷。”天翼脸色一沉。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3F9JXa1u1
“蛋蛋和花花？”这啥名字啊，小梦梦觉得无力了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYUUC2xs1z
“蛋蛋是狗尾巴草，花花是蝴蝶花，你看，她们就在那里～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaR9AHdxJS
天翼遥远地对着草／花丛里的某两棵植物高兴地招招手，然后一蹦一跳地走了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wjoLYZKoT
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT9d2qDpUt
“天翼～”两棵花花草草都很高兴看到这个迷你龙朋友的样子，“咦？你又换新的蝴蝶结啦。怎么好像弄脏了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEfnt9SDT9
“嗯，过来的时候被那个小个子踩了一脚。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEgjjwC47K
小个子？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodO62eRFs4
青筋立刻跳上了小梦梦的额头。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9UQ01ZGg3
“是你的尾巴先绊倒我的好不好？”小梦梦大吼道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMfeitXMlO
“是你自己走路没长眼睛。哼，还要找什么吸水烟的毛毛虫。真是搞笑。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwD4iryRTn
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ81ZlGBFtD
“吸水烟的毛毛虫，好可怕～”花花一边做怕怕样，“天翼，这里有这种东西吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk15Cft6uq
“当然没有。只有这个傻瓜才会找这种东西。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJja1yZWNN
傻瓜？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12Ls4EyAvp
小梦梦额头上的青筋又多了一堆。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIJ2OjhU7s
“我可是要干正事的。我可是为了变到正常大小才找毛毛虫的。你们不要跟我打马虎眼！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dhOs58ZZl
“诶？要变到正常大小？那应该找天翼啊～”蛋蛋用叶子指了指一旁的天翼，“吃了天翼的冰激凌和可乐就可以变换大小。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yHsEz7K0e
“啥米？可是……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfE9dbuk7G
“可是什么呀，真是个白痴。”天翼一边不屑状。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynXiiUpIRr
白痴？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvwmkmomy2
我忍。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO3f6aAVeB
“那个，天翼，能不能给我冰激凌和可乐啊？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzIaFZWIHw
“不能。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNT30HGfb0
“为什么！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdvdOCd9Xn
“你得先赔我蝴蝶结的清洁费。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojTrg92TSc
“好，我答应你。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTOsJi05KU
天翼将信将疑的看了看小梦梦，道：“算了，你怎么也是主角。冰激凌和可乐可以送给你，你只要记得来世给我做牛做马就可以了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtTE64bKDy
“我知道了……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8Ku2856S4
“次元袋！魔法冰激凌、可乐！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pGXL9zvTh
天翼从肚肚前的袋袋里掏出一盒冰激凌和一瓶可乐交给小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLKyO6QSO4
小梦梦二话没说咕噜咕噜县喝了一大口可乐。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf41bRcfKe1
“啥米！我怎么变得更小了！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9YFR83FbV
“真是个蠢才。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBsTpcaEx2
蠢才？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh9xvF4kld
“我还没说呢？喝可乐变小，吃冰激凌变大。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBgCeHEmim
呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜～～～～～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz04igtxER
现在的小梦梦已经小到和冰激凌盒子差不多大小。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszN0tkmiQP
天翼叹了口气，打开冰激凌，将小小的小梦梦放在上面。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1lO78PrQv
小梦梦舔舔冰激凌，变得大了点，再舔舔，再变大点。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg28LWJaHd3
然后小梦梦大大地咬了一口冰激凌。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NQ1urajqG
“哎呀呀，太多了，笨蛋！”天翼叫着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExcU18AniX
笨蛋？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqP0Pcw9cq
嗯？小梦梦看了看周围，自己已经变得跟树差不多高了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcH5LyZIFy
确实大了点，那再喝点可乐。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVUp0ZZ9t7
于是小梦梦便吃点冰激凌，喝点可乐，好不惬意的变到了适当的大小。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIiILnnt5j
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jJRzXvnSn
然后她便离开森林，向林子外的一间小房子走去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGVJyZxI8k
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dwYSvBgz1
小梦梦刚来到房子前面，正看到一个穿着仆人装扮清亮的美少男A（小初）递给另一个清亮美少男B（小枣）一封大大的信，同时以他甜美的嗓音说道：“致公爵夫人：王后邀请她去玩暴走棋。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBQsj26G0Y
小枣接过信，用同样美少男样的酷酷的音调说道：“王后的邀请：请公爵夫人去玩暴走棋。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXGGf4578J
然后两人对鞠了个躬，小初就转身要走。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbmtgrqqBu
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8PAHGCsOd
就在这时，小梦梦突然冲了出来，一把抓住两人，往树林里拖去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtva7MCVRy
“哇呀呀～～难得有美少男成双成对，怎么可以不约会！快给我去约会～～XXOO也没关系！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASgSFmDmav
于是小初和小枣就被小梦梦莫名其妙地推进了森林去约会＋XXOO去了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgk8u906Vi
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3O9H7dYFe
终于解决的一对美少男终生幸福的小梦梦已是气喘吁吁。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhqaPlmSPd
即使是美少男也是很难拖动的，何况两个。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMo88vx8v1T
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrabt0IDUsy
就在小梦梦调整好呼吸，打算破门而入进入房子的时候，突然听到一阵诡异的笑声。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpiTtUd3Xd
“捏捏捏～异世界魔女小梦梦好搞笑，居然敢拉小初和小枣配成一对。他们可是皇后和公爵夫人家的仆人啊～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tCoboDoYa
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnazMkibmXv
小梦梦遁声四处寻找，终于在烟囱顶上发现了一只淡咖啡色底纹深咖啡色条纹的杂色猫小寒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dk8BQVPYZ
“好难看的猫。”小梦梦不由自主地出声道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqCTzRsUXT
“啥米！！”那只猫的耳朵貌似很灵敏，于是她气急败坏地跳到了小梦梦的头上狂抓了一把，把小梦梦的头发弄得乱七八糟。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWUB086wSP
“我要诅咒你！！！你会遭报应的！！！！”小寒用她尖锐的嗓音叫嚣着，然后便突兀地消失在空气中。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgCEbFYMBn
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ygmXPpmP
“真是个乱七八糟的世界。”小梦梦一边抚平头发，一边嘀咕着，“还是想办法快点回去吧。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLC5RUaVmd
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXuSMbfaqj
然后她再次来到小房子门前，打算破门而入的时候——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlazqF8Co5r
“哐！！”门突然被踢飞了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUEVs5nRCS
“我还没有抬腿吧。”小梦梦心想。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkkP5vuEGX
但是由不得她多想，一直粉可爱的粉红色的猪就从门内蹦了出来，直冲小梦梦而来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6qDgvNHpC
“哇呀呀呀呀呀呀！！！”小梦梦根本来不及躲。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgySPsVmA0
小猪非常霸气地将小梦梦踢倒，顺便在她脸上留下了一个鲜红的脚爪印。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIknmrxdMH
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyKfSsA5pj
“哈哈哈哈哈哈～～～～”杂色猫小寒的笑声再次响起，“我早说你要遭报应的！！看到了没有～我的诅咒是很灵验的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2rwKyx2ZC
“TMD……”小梦梦非常困难地爬了起来，“居然是猪！粉红色的猪！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRUkNScRcz
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kTMA6dQvt
“啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！”公爵夫人羽毛暴走状一个箭步冲到小梦梦面前，一把抓起小梦梦狂摇，“是你！异界魔女小梦梦把我的宝贝小飞变成猪的吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFIXwRXUt0
“不是，不是我～”小梦梦惨叫到，“我啥米都不知道，你别摇了，我晕了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDqA37cBoz
天啊～小梦梦心想，为什么世界成了两个圈？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2SuApa6vI
“哼！”羽毛突然松来手，小梦梦的脑门再次亲吻大地。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir1PXgFYCb
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqW9hAO0gF
“真是个乱七八糟的世界。”小梦梦从地上爬起来抱怨道，“折腾了大半天的，我肚子都饿了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLxJ5nN2KT
“肚子饿了吗？”杂色猫小寒的脑袋突然出现在一旁的大树上，但是看不到身体。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksQmECQK9R
“妈妈咪呀～是鬼吗？”小梦梦哇地一声叫了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNCLaZuhyr
青筋在杂色猫小寒的脑门上一闪而过。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd5ffHi8Cg
我忍～谁让这个家伙是主角。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKZY3r9EL3
“你向这个方向走就会遇到免费请你吃东西的人……”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiSakYnUaS
“哇！免费捏～”小梦梦二话没说，拔腿就跑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OrEeUFG47
“真是个急性子的家伙。”杂色猫小寒摇摇头，一颗脑袋追了上去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVg1yA5gq2
“吃饱了，你还可以去参加皇后和公爵夫人的暴走棋游戏。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjcoQeugwO
“啥米是暴走棋？”小梦梦问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gHpddS9a8
“嘿嘿。”杂色猫小寒阴谋似地笑了笑，“你看到就知道了，会很好玩的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeMKM9CIYM
然后说完就消失了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKAWmnL6UF
“真是只奇怪的猫。”小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiQh1YVlz1
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGntXdJjgx
小梦梦跑啊跑，终于看到了一幢兔子脑袋一样形状的房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SUjta1ycR
“真是幢疯狂的房子，建这房子的一定是个疯子。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZUHZcdTMr
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaOQfnWhO9
“是的，她们都是疯子。”杂色猫小寒的声音再次在小梦梦耳边响起。小梦梦似有一些不好的预感。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQjncQQexB
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnuP8RSfle
房子前面的大树下，三月兔点点和帽匠雷雷正挤在长桌的一端喝茶。睡鼠小仙仙被他们当作垫子倒在当中，不知道是睡着了还是晕过去的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k8F7WUwN3
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2aMV2Qw58
小梦梦冲到桌前，随便找了张椅子坐下，狼吞虎咽地吃起桌上的蛋糕喝起茶来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsa5PPFpaTo
80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB0fN8GAvq
突然小梦梦觉得自己被人架了起来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDLk96BcMW
果然，点点和雷雷正架着她直绕桌转圈圈，口中还念叨着：“亲爱的，我们来喝茶～”“亲爱的，我们来吃点心～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjOqBuR3Fo
“那就请放我下来喝茶吃点心吧，亲爱的们～”小梦梦说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CNjVwcjdu
立刻，小梦梦就被塞到最高最大的一张椅子上，她刚想说“谢谢”的时候，点点和雷雷又都蹭到这张大椅子上，把她紧紧地挤在当中。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUOXlEfFPF
“亲爱的们，你们快把我的胃挤扁了，教我怎么吃东西。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDjzYcOSSd
“亲爱的，吃东西只需要嘴就可以了，关胃什么事？”点点说道，一边拿起一大块蛋糕，比嘴还大的蛋糕往小梦梦嘴里塞去，一时间小梦梦都说不出话来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm4Ko38DTm
“亲爱的，我记得胃好像是装吃下去的东西的地方。”雷雷说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYUHX5lbp3
“啊！好像是这样的。”点点恍然大悟状，“是这样的吗？亲爱的。”点点问小梦梦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsDrTArO7g
“唔唔唔……”被蛋糕塞住嘴巴的小梦梦突然想要拿什么似地扭扭状拼命向前冲，却被点点和雷雷按住。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVK5mSUrSg
“亲爱的，是这样吗？你想要什么啊？我拿给你。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsyAGi1Orx
水水水！我噎住了！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8n6jtxAE8
小梦梦在心里想着，确发不出声音，要知道她的嘴正被一整块蛋糕塞住着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGP8jaa39x
小梦梦尝试着将蛋糕吐出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQQDQLXopv
“啊！亲爱的，你可不能浪费粮食！”点点说着，将半截露在外面的蛋糕又重重一塞。小梦梦立刻觉得天空在转，一下子晕了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzKZ2cizKa
“啊！亲爱的，你怎么了？”点点惊呼道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qcl9sWxDD
“兴许是太激动了吧～因为我们的好客～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFd1k9YkSb
“咦？这不是异界魔女小梦梦吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYzDSSdBap
“诶？小梦梦是啥米？”雷雷问。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOcrDYplkl
“传说来自异界的魔女小梦梦，不喜欢男女配，只喜欢BL和百合。是有名的同人女。”点点带着严肃的表情解释道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChZaMK8ioP
“捏？那岂不是和我们志同道合？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDfYwhxTVU
“对啊～”点点再次恍然大悟状。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH5l9HSThz
“亲爱的，我记得羽毛亲亲还缺一个XXOO的对象来着。”点点又说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaYfoNlcBq
“嗯，我觉得小梦梦和她很配～”雷雷应和到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihMH0mYDmN
“我也是这个意思。”点点阴阴地笑着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0NzrAQww2
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啥米？XXOO？我不要啊！！！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL8QFokqLj
“啊！！！！！”小梦梦狂喊着醒了过来，一下子冲了出去，以光速逃离了三月兔点点的房子。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPWe0r5I5G
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我先在该去哪里好呢？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxbnjZfHGY
小梦梦心想着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNlr8ECrjV
对了，皇后和公爵夫人的暴走棋游戏。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1RQpCOeg7
“可是在哪里呢？我根本不认路。”小梦梦嘀咕着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIGupgqoxX
“嗨～这边～”杂色猫小寒突然出现在离小梦梦五步远的地方。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSOFwKsoEp
“哪里啊？你说清楚点。”小梦梦皱了皱眉。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5temxWrTHB
“这边，嘻嘻。”杂色猫小寒不甚友善地笑了笑，“你过来啊～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0M4bi5c5e
小梦梦将信将疑地走了过去，突然觉得脚底一空，“啊～～～”地一声摔了下去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfOSCHBFOL
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小梦梦从半空中掉了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz9ttfNwss
等等，下面的那些人在干嘛？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfqPlHhIds
那个不是公爵夫人吗？那坐她对面的是皇后咯。他们在干嘛？玩暴走棋游戏？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhkhdJ8dlo
只见皇后和公爵夫人虎视眈眈地坐在棋盘两边，棋盘上一片兵荒马乱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO3OyV8Lg0
“啊！不行！我要掉到棋盘上去了！”小梦梦心想着，“掉上去的话，我一定会死掉的！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XUZWiIMkz
但是就目前情况来说，她没有不掉到棋盘上的方法。所以在三秒之后，小梦梦抱着必死的决心落到了烟尘滚滚的棋盘上，随之而起的是皇后的尖叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOQWNIxdCz
“居然妨碍我下棋～～～～哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！把她拉出去砍头！砍头！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N8HCjI86S
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棋盘上的战局，一切士兵，战马都随着这声尖叫消失殆尽。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1VMdqcuE9
小梦梦尚不明白怎么回事，便看到一队士兵，真正的士兵，气势汹汹地向她走来，将她整个抬起，扛了出去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6APwPXepd
小梦梦这才惊醒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHJJzTScIb
“哇呀呀呀～～我还不想死～～～”小梦梦死命挣扎着。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmPtlZEMam
她突然看见杂色猫小寒的脑袋出现在皇后的头上，得意地笑着向她招手。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuMz5vWfOT
都是这家伙害我的。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTY792JgsF
小梦梦心想着，不知从哪里来了一大股劲儿，挣脱了那一队士兵，向皇后扑了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Oumbzqtc
“拜拜～”即将扑到的时候，杂色猫小寒突然向她摆摆手，然后就消失无踪。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9srZVelzpS
“我这次肯定完蛋了。”小梦梦心想。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u1KJ2uefU
小梦梦于是将皇后扑倒在地，然后被赶来的士兵再次架起。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOJXTSoxVd
然而当小梦梦看到皇后的脸的时候——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5CldnVuT5
“哇呀呀呀～～～你不是三月兔吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwrDhQRyKh
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～”Pearl皇后惊叫道，“你居然说我是只兔子！！！！！亲爱的～砍了她的头～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUZnedcQ1P
“知道了，PP。”Jackal皇帝在一旁平静地说道，一挥手，士兵们便把小梦梦架走了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF4W6IcELP
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“啊啊啊～～我不想死，都怪那只猫～～～”小梦梦叫道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSC7sCNY3F
“什么猫啊？”公爵夫人问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO0QhFYtyY
“那只杂色猫，是她指了这条错误的路给我的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn6RJN7xU2
“这个世界上没有错误的路。”Pearl皇后愤恨地说着，“所有的路都是我的路，所以没有错误的路。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiAiiE6ktj
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正当小梦梦感到绝望的时候，她突然又看到杂色猫小寒出现在一旁的座椅上，向着她微笑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQecIFVw7Iq
于是她破口而出：“她在那！那只猫！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwiZLAjifz
于是众人随她手指的方向看去，果然看到了杂色猫小寒。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5edLtE7D3
Pearl皇后两眼突然跳作心心眼，吼道：“抓住她，我要拿它做宠物！！”杂色猫小寒一听，颜色大变，开始四处逃窜。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XbTw34YV8
于是原本抓住小梦梦的士兵们都放开她开始扑那只猫。然而那只猫很灵活，她们扑了很久都没有扑到。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEngddKVYlb
“她应该不会这么容易被抓的吧。”小梦梦心想，“不对，我为什么要担心她啊。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZW2jzzfcv
于是小梦梦便趁乱逃跑了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99nq3ynUb3
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该去哪里呢？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWZpgt1yb
小梦梦漫无目的地走着，突然两个长得一模一样的人出现在她的面前。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4w3vFY88n
“我叫司司～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRpAUOb0Ao
“我叫夏夏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2O5ZDIAxe
“我是哥哥～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcytqWQLHqx
“我是妹妹～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCWvvcJTuW
“我是夏夏的哥哥叫司司～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDiiMNrPJw
“我是司司的妹妹叫夏夏～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oB6hRAAzX
……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sPJEvzceZ
“我是谁？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwPT126jfv
“我是谁？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbUPGZwcp5
“我是夏夏吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZyHEqC3dg
“我是夏夏吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgWNfutR3j
“我是司司吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9AltvrnJX
“我是司司吗？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu9qvK8mtd
“分出我们就告诉你回去的路。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYRqHrV00g
“想要知道回去的路就请分出我们。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAxfVOdb2Y
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Pause。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXLRLTXSD6
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“你。”小梦梦指着左边一个道，“是夏夏。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDQxYMaddD
“你。”小梦梦指着右边一个道，“是司司。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGX6MC22Ns
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“猜错了～～～”两人不约而同地叫了起来，然后“嘭”的一声消失，留下小梦梦一个人呆若木鸡。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2cYEdU1ol
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“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊～～～～～我明明有很认真地盯着看的啊！！！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSwxkDoOOb
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满腹怨气的小梦梦继续走着，突然看到前面的地上好像掉了什么东西。于是她一蹦一跳地走了过去，捡起来一看不得了，那不是美男照吗？还是超级养眼的耽美对对～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z2zcb6hTn
小梦梦的鼻血立刻流了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhasiIsCl5i
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突然小梦梦觉得好像有人过来，赶忙把照片藏进衣服口袋。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOE7Jqj428
然后小梦梦看到她一开始看到的白兔子漠漠跑了过来，非常54她地从她身边路过，依旧在说：“完蛋了，完蛋了，要迟到了，会被烤来吃掉的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgTypVQpAX
“喂！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZToVGyqgax
小梦梦叫了白兔子一声，他不理她。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONiojUvzUW
于是小梦梦就跟着白兔子跑啊跑，跑到了一座高大的建筑里面。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMsZjqMYF9
建筑里面有好多人，有的坐着，有的没位置坐就站在一边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ntnrOZsw
“他们在干嘛呢？”小梦梦嘀咕道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht4uSUImGl
“他们在看审判。”杂色猫小寒的脑袋出现在站在小梦梦前的一个人的头上。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGKihq9YZ9
“你没有被抓住？”小梦梦问道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYDBdMxEd1
“我怎么可能这么容易被抓住？”小寒说道，“皇后想抓我很久了都没抓到呢。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlqrvJpBHY
我汗～80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAV6DVRAjt
“那你还敢出来？”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXlOIHnm5V
“为什么不敢呢？”小寒鄙视状白了小梦梦一眼。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeRAbvCIWg
“对了，他们要审判什么啊？”小梦梦突然想到便问了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKxaiSY5QF
“有人偷了皇后的美男耽美照，所以抓了嫌疑人出来审问。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PlCURHuLZ
美男耽美照？小梦梦心想，难道是……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV53yn2gMV
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“小梦梦～～～～”皇后尖锐的嗓音突然从小梦梦背后响起，小寒的脑袋也同时消失。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvI8D7INsi
小梦梦刚转身想跑便被Pearl皇后一把抱住，“亲爱的，你去哪里了，找得我好苦。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbeBNNRuxX
小梦梦正疑惑着皇后的态度怎么转变的这么快。站在皇后旁边的公爵夫人羽毛定定地对她说：“我告诉皇后，你和她是同道中人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqGTvt9c9L
“同道中人？”小梦梦不是很明白。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RGV79cTvj
“正如你所见的，皇后也是同人女。”不顾小梦梦惊讶到痴呆的表情，羽毛依旧一脸镇定。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WXLyxzbm0
“亲爱的们，你们就坐到贵宾席上吧。”皇后说道，“我一定要将偷我照片的人抓出来然后碎尸万段！！”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNis8iPgES
皇后脸上露出毒辣的表情，叫小梦梦心底不禁打了个寒颤。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOqEbUIzed
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小梦梦看着被带上来的嫌疑犯，正是三月兔那里的睡鼠小仙仙。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR0QRXgPtn
开庭的法官正是白兔子漠漠。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVFjuJxQ3M
“犯人，请陈述你偷皇后照片的具体经过。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUePldzYsMB
“我没有偷照片。”小仙仙一副欲哭无泪的样子，“当时我在睡觉，在睡觉，我只不过正好走过皇后的窗前的时候睡着了。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL914XyvX4T
白兔子漠漠挠挠头，看了看一边的皇后，然后说道，“那么，假设你是犯人，请假设一下你偷东西的过程。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzBTlwik4n
“我没有偷照片～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPvMyX3Srt
“请假设一下。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApIofkdLMU
小仙仙歪着头想了想，道：“从窗子里爬进去，拿走皇后放在枕头底下的照片，再从窗子里爬出来。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6umyUHgEt
“嗯。”白兔子漠漠点点头，想了想道，“本庭宣判，小仙仙就是偷皇后照片的犯人。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqRjuuOZBs
“我说我没有！！！！”小仙仙大叫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIUcdqKPMk
“可是你知道皇后把照片放在哪儿。”兔子漠漠说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtgGrRlNfc
“这是谁都知道的事。”小仙仙说道，“皇后是同人女，总是把美男耽美照放在枕头下面，到处都有这样的传言。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1YuOntszL
“啊～～～～”一旁的皇后尖叫道，“居然把我这么重要的秘密说出来，快砍了他的头～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqu6chwvKr
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于是小仙仙便哭喊着被往外拖。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9zjd4b564
小梦梦见势不妙，打算开溜。可是才站起来便被一旁的羽毛抓住衣服。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGycXi8G9M
小梦梦一挣，一冲，从贵宾席上摔了下来，落到中庭，衣服里的照片也落出了大半。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ARcfv8Gp
于是周围一片嘘声，原本抓住小仙仙的士兵也停了下来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb4drqEu6v
打破这僵局的是皇后尖锐的叫声——“抓住她，砍了她的头！！！”她指着小梦梦说道。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAccgTpwidF
“不，不是我偷的。我是正好在路上捡到的，这是真的。”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHynrbotscV
可是士兵们却放下小仙仙，气势汹汹地向她拥过来，小梦梦赶紧找了个空档拔腿就跑。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnNc3gG7SC
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“妈妈咪呀～我什么时候可以回去啊～～～～～”小梦梦一边飞泪一边跑着，身后满是皇后的追兵。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUybj3sn1K
“你想要回去吗？”杂色猫小寒再次出现在小梦梦身边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eYkURSmzk
这次小梦梦好像看到救星一样道：“猫sama～～～救救我吧～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUjORWVMPB
“其实也不难。”杂色猫小寒道，“你只要大喊一声‘我是同人女’，回去的路就能打开了。记住哦，要大声喊，不然没有的。”说完，杂色猫小寒就消失了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU9NS9x1tv
小梦梦顶着发麻的头皮，深吸一口气，然后大喊道：“我是同人女～～～～～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyZcNasUXn
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“轰轰轰轰隆隆隆～～”天空突然打下一计雷正劈到小梦梦。然后小梦梦突然感到天晕地旋昏死了过去。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaWhCkuOHz
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等小梦梦再次醒来的时候，她发现自己躺在原来的小河边。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuEukmYaN
“这果然是梦啊。”小梦梦心想。然后她抖了抖衣服，一张华丽丽的美男耽美照从她的衣服里抖落了出来。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmt6x8ACdi
小梦梦顿觉脚底发寒，而此刻，身边突然传来一阵熟悉的声音。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98fek7YZkb
“诶呀呀，我说的吧，只要承认，马上就能回来哦～”80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuueJBIn8N
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