第二章 地獄般的日常(冰漾)55Please respect copyright.PENANABD2TgRh18c
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「唉......」伸手取下晒竿上的最後一件衣物,褚冥漾大大的嘆出了今天下午的第三次氣,好似這麼做,就能夠排解掉鬱積心中的煩悶情緒。但可想而知,這並不管用。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWHOvh2nF0b
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「哈哈哈!來抓我呀!抓不到吧!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAKTbJPa4XfQ
「嘻嘻!跑那麼慢一定抓不到人的啦!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAouft6Ok03s
「你們別跑啦......」55Please respect copyright.PENANAIEDEKYYWSv
55Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ge8EpGsO7
突地,從陽台下方傳來了孩子們的嬉鬧聲,褚冥漾好奇地向下一看,發現是一群剛放學的小學生,正在公園裡玩著鬼抓人的遊戲,原本有些緊張的心,放鬆了一下。55Please respect copyright.PENANAf9MZotneoS
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還好是鬼抓人,要是什麼棒球或足球之類的球類運動,一定會『不小心』偏離軌道,然後砸到我頭上的。55Please respect copyright.PENANAqJFI212Zjp
55Please respect copyright.PENANAmY0IrYV83G
對自己的衰運很有自覺的褚冥漾,煩躁地抬起空著的右手,耙了耙自己的頭髮,便雙手扛起了堆滿衣服的塑膠籃,轉身走進了屋裡,輕輕用腳關上了落地窗,把屋外的嬉鬧聲隔絕於外。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnk6vIqAYQ2
55Please respect copyright.PENANANAgftTbuoY
嘛......雖然生活是有比以前方便了啦......可是我這種SOHO族其實也不需要住在那麼好的地方......又不需要常常出門......55Please respect copyright.PENANAe4WQrAf0VS
55Please respect copyright.PENANAaK47jBTU5g
想到這個房子優良的地理位置,身後那個市內最大的公園、距離家門五分鐘的捷運站、僅隔兩條街的大賣場......褚冥漾搖了搖頭,覺得自己住在這裡真是暴殄天物啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAKAAmOXARck
55Please respect copyright.PENANAmqRoNhsRzB
真是!我這種體質住在這種人多又便利地方,萬一走出去就被十個花瓶砸死怎麼辦!會直接從活人進化為死人的!連傷患這個過程都不會有!55Please respect copyright.PENANAQnzo7FW6oe
55Please respect copyright.PENANAODxLU6ipmA
一面在心理默默地念叨著,一面卻輕輕地將塑膠籃內在客廳內的沙發旁放好,並拿出一件件籃內的衣服,就這麼在沙發上折了起來,折好的衣服也有計劃地分類疊好。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJfm3sntXTZ
55Please respect copyright.PENANAfPv6y50Ib8
從那行雲流水的動作中,不難看出他其實十分習慣做這項家事。但,當褚冥漾拿起一件明顯比之前的幾件衣服大了一號的襯衫時,原本順暢的動作卻猛地僵住了,變得戰戰兢兢了起來,彷彿手中是一件價值萬金的易碎品一般。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9aICEFpsY
55Please respect copyright.PENANAT4XdSKAE2E
天啊!如果不小心沒弄好,一定會被學長揍的啦!那隻暴力的紅眼殺人兔......55Please respect copyright.PENANAYDjAwI760N
55Please respect copyright.PENANAjPvf9TBvLp
思維剛想到了這裡,褚冥漾便反射性地放下了手中的襯衫,用雙手護住頭部、呈防撞擊姿勢地趴在了地上,似是在懼怕著什麼。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmq5sAD14ZO
55Please respect copyright.PENANAwRaeU60gXA
霎時間,房內只剩冷氣運轉的聲響,而褚冥漾則維持著這個姿勢、絲毫不敢移動,就這麼過了三秒,他才彷彿想起什麼一般迅速地撐起了身子。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOspKtrOKuR
55Please respect copyright.PENANAobC0jgzc6R
啊啊!忘記現在是學長的上班時間,人不在啊!好險......55Please respect copyright.PENANAOtzX5Asxa5
55Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ev6jXX82H
用力地甩了甩頭,讓頭腦清醒了一點後,這才又繼續方才的折衣動作。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnqZv8eBwhy
55Please respect copyright.PENANAxm7CgZj5sN
真是,都怪那個暴力學長啦!每次都在我暗暗念他的時候攻擊我的後腦勺!害我下意識地就擺出防禦姿勢......到底為什麼他能那麼輕易地就知道我的想法啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAIAw3RFEbMd
55Please respect copyright.PENANAimxxMmUpLK
想到那個俊美無儔卻又異常暴力的學長,又想到兩人目前的半同居狀態,褚冥漾不禁在心中留下了寬寬的麵條淚。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9PeUuMamqP
55Please respect copyright.PENANAe8p1MLQurv
要不是我剛從家裡搬出來就遇上了無家可歸的窘境,又怎麼會住進這裡啊啊!天知道那位駕駛大哥是喝了多少酒,才能撞上離他們家車庫還有二十公里遠的公寓大門啊!?車子又是多堅固才能一撞就把房子撞成危樓的啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAdpazvBfkE9
55Please respect copyright.PENANAfLQB5NB5oE
雖然房東還算良心的退了錢,現在學長也讓我用家務抵房租,SOHO族的確在哪裡都可以工作......可、是!金窩銀窩還不如自己的狗窩呢!更何況這個金窩是BOSS怪的巢穴啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAsJrhITS1bf
55Please respect copyright.PENANA8BEWTnAbLI
回想起那棟悲劇了的公寓,褚冥漾再次感歎起自己強悍的霉運,那還是第一次牽連了那麼多人......自己也被迫住進了這間動不動就會被呼巴掌的屋子......55Please respect copyright.PENANA2b0TT1033t
55Please respect copyright.PENANAQiSGa4mT0t
時間就這麼在他緬懷自己的倒楣遭遇、手上仍不停地折衣服時緩緩流逝,不知不覺間,整籃的衣服都已折好,分門別類地一疊一疊放置在了沙發上。55Please respect copyright.PENANA00SCakg81q
55Please respect copyright.PENANAcbEdjwtnkO
果然......這種事也會習慣成自然的嗎?一邊無奈還能一邊折衣服......55Please respect copyright.PENANAhCNPcK1Mw2
55Please respect copyright.PENANAabh4FRJ5sJ
對於自己良好的適應力有些啼笑皆非,但仍絲毫不停頓地持續著例行的事物,他輕輕地用手撐著地板站起,拿過沙發上相較其它略大的幾件衣物,走至客廳右邊的房間推門而入,映入眼簾的,是一間乾淨整潔、卻少了些許人氣的屋子,可以想見房間主人那律己甚嚴的個性。55Please respect copyright.PENANAbhZQP0ixdi
55Please respect copyright.PENANAraP8IMsMKK
啊......還是一樣貧瘠啊......學長的房間怎麼連個相框都沒有呢......是不是太兇了沒人敢找他合照?要不下一次跟他拍一下好了......55Please respect copyright.PENANABj246Yy2j6
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即便腦中一時間閃過不少亂七八糟的想法,褚冥漾仍在踏進房間時,下意識地放輕了腳步,輕巧地將手中的衣物放在房內那張鋪的十分平整的床上,還特意地調整了一下衣物放置的角度、使其得以方方正正地鋪平在床上,與房內的氛圍融為一體。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOFy2tMFh0S
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做完這一系列的動作之後,這才舉步離開房間,末了,還不忘慢慢地扣上了房門。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdTwS3lMkQa
55Please respect copyright.PENANAReHzXKIppV
「呼!」大大地喘出一口氣,用袖子擦了擦自己額上根本不存在的虛汗。55Please respect copyright.PENANAwxJ2yHccFJ
終於搞定了......真是,不管進學長房間幾次,都好像在打仗一樣......55Please respect copyright.PENANAoSEzEEifDa
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似是解決完一件人生大事一般,褚冥漾神清氣爽的回到了自己的房間,迅速地窩上自己的電腦椅,並搖了搖桌上的滑鼠,將電腦畫面跳出了螢幕保護程式。55Please respect copyright.PENANAzmXXs53sLv
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嘛!現在該繼續未完成的工作了,現在時間應該差不多......隔壁那個鄰居應該不在房間裡了吧?今天要錄的台詞比較糟糕,要是不小心吵到隔壁鄰居就不好了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAH8GVkF7PDP
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褚冥漾側耳聽了聽,確定沒有聽見隔壁鄰居敲擊鍵盤的聲音,他便迅速地開始了錄音的準備程序,抓凖每天這短短的三十分鐘。55Please respect copyright.PENANAX7pkOdEkLy
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架好麥克風以及錄音軟體之後,褚冥漾點開了來自高中同學的萬惡台本,看著上面被重點標注出的幾句台詞,緩緩地開口。55Please respect copyright.PENANATJNbdy1gvf
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「死神大人!......我還有遺囑沒有想完,再給我一點時間好不好,不耽擱您的工作,馬上就好。」因著之前早已揣摩過台詞,因此褚冥漾十分入戲地用著有些無奈與悲涼的口吻說著。55Please respect copyright.PENANAuzXsqvYPHI
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天知道我第一次看見學長的時候,就差點跪下來跟他說這句話的啊!誰叫他穿著一身黑衣還死命地拽著我的領子啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAW9D5vX7cTf
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短暫地在心裡默默地為自己和學長那悲劇性的初遇哀悼了三秒之後,褚冥漾看著下一句台詞深吸了口氣。55Please respect copyright.PENANAYIshWF3smb
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」用盡吃奶的力氣尖叫出聲,聲音中甚至逼真地透著絲絲恐懼與掙扎,身體也微微地向後傾斜,防止麥克風因為太接近而錄到爆音。55Please respect copyright.PENANAvwMacWqY9q
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霉運總是會在人不注意的時候悄悄到來,普通人尚且避無可避,更何況是幸運值為負數的褚冥漾?可想而知,他就這麼悲催地帶著椅子向後倒了下去,重重地摔在了木質地板上,全身痛地像是要散架了一般。55Please respect copyright.PENANA2SATfBezh1
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「唔......痛......」從牙關裡憋出了幾個氣若遊絲的呻吟之後,便耐不住疼痛地暈了過去,腦中只隱隱約約地閃過一句話。55Please respect copyright.PENANA0e9riXU1Tj
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學長千萬不要和我計較他們家地板凹了一個洞啊......SOHO族賠不起......55Please respect copyright.PENANAZThJofMCv0
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「唉......」伸手取下晒竿上的最後一件衣物,褚冥漾大大的嘆出了今天下午的第三次氣,好似這麼做,就能夠排解掉鬱積心中的煩悶情緒。但可想而知,這並不管用。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWHOvh2nF0b
55Please respect copyright.PENANAhwkOP7jebS
「哈哈哈!來抓我呀!抓不到吧!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAKTbJPa4XfQ
「嘻嘻!跑那麼慢一定抓不到人的啦!」55Please respect copyright.PENANAouft6Ok03s
「你們別跑啦......」55Please respect copyright.PENANAIEDEKYYWSv
55Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ge8EpGsO7
突地,從陽台下方傳來了孩子們的嬉鬧聲,褚冥漾好奇地向下一看,發現是一群剛放學的小學生,正在公園裡玩著鬼抓人的遊戲,原本有些緊張的心,放鬆了一下。55Please respect copyright.PENANAf9MZotneoS
55Please respect copyright.PENANAXbLvj9JyTe
還好是鬼抓人,要是什麼棒球或足球之類的球類運動,一定會『不小心』偏離軌道,然後砸到我頭上的。55Please respect copyright.PENANAqJFI212Zjp
55Please respect copyright.PENANAmY0IrYV83G
對自己的衰運很有自覺的褚冥漾,煩躁地抬起空著的右手,耙了耙自己的頭髮,便雙手扛起了堆滿衣服的塑膠籃,轉身走進了屋裡,輕輕用腳關上了落地窗,把屋外的嬉鬧聲隔絕於外。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnk6vIqAYQ2
55Please respect copyright.PENANANAgftTbuoY
嘛......雖然生活是有比以前方便了啦......可是我這種SOHO族其實也不需要住在那麼好的地方......又不需要常常出門......55Please respect copyright.PENANAe4WQrAf0VS
55Please respect copyright.PENANAaK47jBTU5g
想到這個房子優良的地理位置,身後那個市內最大的公園、距離家門五分鐘的捷運站、僅隔兩條街的大賣場......褚冥漾搖了搖頭,覺得自己住在這裡真是暴殄天物啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAKAAmOXARck
55Please respect copyright.PENANAmqRoNhsRzB
真是!我這種體質住在這種人多又便利地方,萬一走出去就被十個花瓶砸死怎麼辦!會直接從活人進化為死人的!連傷患這個過程都不會有!55Please respect copyright.PENANAQnzo7FW6oe
55Please respect copyright.PENANAODxLU6ipmA
一面在心理默默地念叨著,一面卻輕輕地將塑膠籃內在客廳內的沙發旁放好,並拿出一件件籃內的衣服,就這麼在沙發上折了起來,折好的衣服也有計劃地分類疊好。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJfm3sntXTZ
55Please respect copyright.PENANAfPv6y50Ib8
從那行雲流水的動作中,不難看出他其實十分習慣做這項家事。但,當褚冥漾拿起一件明顯比之前的幾件衣服大了一號的襯衫時,原本順暢的動作卻猛地僵住了,變得戰戰兢兢了起來,彷彿手中是一件價值萬金的易碎品一般。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9aICEFpsY
55Please respect copyright.PENANAT4XdSKAE2E
天啊!如果不小心沒弄好,一定會被學長揍的啦!那隻暴力的紅眼殺人兔......55Please respect copyright.PENANAYDjAwI760N
55Please respect copyright.PENANAjPvf9TBvLp
思維剛想到了這裡,褚冥漾便反射性地放下了手中的襯衫,用雙手護住頭部、呈防撞擊姿勢地趴在了地上,似是在懼怕著什麼。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmq5sAD14ZO
55Please respect copyright.PENANAwRaeU60gXA
霎時間,房內只剩冷氣運轉的聲響,而褚冥漾則維持著這個姿勢、絲毫不敢移動,就這麼過了三秒,他才彷彿想起什麼一般迅速地撐起了身子。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOspKtrOKuR
55Please respect copyright.PENANAobC0jgzc6R
啊啊!忘記現在是學長的上班時間,人不在啊!好險......55Please respect copyright.PENANAOtzX5Asxa5
55Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ev6jXX82H
用力地甩了甩頭,讓頭腦清醒了一點後,這才又繼續方才的折衣動作。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnqZv8eBwhy
55Please respect copyright.PENANAxm7CgZj5sN
真是,都怪那個暴力學長啦!每次都在我暗暗念他的時候攻擊我的後腦勺!害我下意識地就擺出防禦姿勢......到底為什麼他能那麼輕易地就知道我的想法啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAIAw3RFEbMd
55Please respect copyright.PENANAimxxMmUpLK
想到那個俊美無儔卻又異常暴力的學長,又想到兩人目前的半同居狀態,褚冥漾不禁在心中留下了寬寬的麵條淚。55Please respect copyright.PENANA9PeUuMamqP
55Please respect copyright.PENANAe8p1MLQurv
要不是我剛從家裡搬出來就遇上了無家可歸的窘境,又怎麼會住進這裡啊啊!天知道那位駕駛大哥是喝了多少酒,才能撞上離他們家車庫還有二十公里遠的公寓大門啊!?車子又是多堅固才能一撞就把房子撞成危樓的啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAdpazvBfkE9
55Please respect copyright.PENANAfLQB5NB5oE
雖然房東還算良心的退了錢,現在學長也讓我用家務抵房租,SOHO族的確在哪裡都可以工作......可、是!金窩銀窩還不如自己的狗窩呢!更何況這個金窩是BOSS怪的巢穴啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAsJrhITS1bf
55Please respect copyright.PENANA8BEWTnAbLI
回想起那棟悲劇了的公寓,褚冥漾再次感歎起自己強悍的霉運,那還是第一次牽連了那麼多人......自己也被迫住進了這間動不動就會被呼巴掌的屋子......55Please respect copyright.PENANA2b0TT1033t
55Please respect copyright.PENANAQiSGa4mT0t
時間就這麼在他緬懷自己的倒楣遭遇、手上仍不停地折衣服時緩緩流逝,不知不覺間,整籃的衣服都已折好,分門別類地一疊一疊放置在了沙發上。55Please respect copyright.PENANA00SCakg81q
55Please respect copyright.PENANAcbEdjwtnkO
果然......這種事也會習慣成自然的嗎?一邊無奈還能一邊折衣服......55Please respect copyright.PENANAhCNPcK1Mw2
55Please respect copyright.PENANAabh4FRJ5sJ
對於自己良好的適應力有些啼笑皆非,但仍絲毫不停頓地持續著例行的事物,他輕輕地用手撐著地板站起,拿過沙發上相較其它略大的幾件衣物,走至客廳右邊的房間推門而入,映入眼簾的,是一間乾淨整潔、卻少了些許人氣的屋子,可以想見房間主人那律己甚嚴的個性。55Please respect copyright.PENANAbhZQP0ixdi
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啊......還是一樣貧瘠啊......學長的房間怎麼連個相框都沒有呢......是不是太兇了沒人敢找他合照?要不下一次跟他拍一下好了......55Please respect copyright.PENANABj246Yy2j6
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即便腦中一時間閃過不少亂七八糟的想法,褚冥漾仍在踏進房間時,下意識地放輕了腳步,輕巧地將手中的衣物放在房內那張鋪的十分平整的床上,還特意地調整了一下衣物放置的角度、使其得以方方正正地鋪平在床上,與房內的氛圍融為一體。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOFy2tMFh0S
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做完這一系列的動作之後,這才舉步離開房間,末了,還不忘慢慢地扣上了房門。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdTwS3lMkQa
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「呼!」大大地喘出一口氣,用袖子擦了擦自己額上根本不存在的虛汗。55Please respect copyright.PENANAwxJ2yHccFJ
終於搞定了......真是,不管進學長房間幾次,都好像在打仗一樣......55Please respect copyright.PENANAoSEzEEifDa
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似是解決完一件人生大事一般,褚冥漾神清氣爽的回到了自己的房間,迅速地窩上自己的電腦椅,並搖了搖桌上的滑鼠,將電腦畫面跳出了螢幕保護程式。55Please respect copyright.PENANAzmXXs53sLv
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嘛!現在該繼續未完成的工作了,現在時間應該差不多......隔壁那個鄰居應該不在房間裡了吧?今天要錄的台詞比較糟糕,要是不小心吵到隔壁鄰居就不好了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAH8GVkF7PDP
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褚冥漾側耳聽了聽,確定沒有聽見隔壁鄰居敲擊鍵盤的聲音,他便迅速地開始了錄音的準備程序,抓凖每天這短短的三十分鐘。55Please respect copyright.PENANAX7pkOdEkLy
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架好麥克風以及錄音軟體之後,褚冥漾點開了來自高中同學的萬惡台本,看著上面被重點標注出的幾句台詞,緩緩地開口。55Please respect copyright.PENANATJNbdy1gvf
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「死神大人!......我還有遺囑沒有想完,再給我一點時間好不好,不耽擱您的工作,馬上就好。」因著之前早已揣摩過台詞,因此褚冥漾十分入戲地用著有些無奈與悲涼的口吻說著。55Please respect copyright.PENANAuzXsqvYPHI
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天知道我第一次看見學長的時候,就差點跪下來跟他說這句話的啊!誰叫他穿著一身黑衣還死命地拽著我的領子啊啊啊啊!55Please respect copyright.PENANAW9D5vX7cTf
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短暫地在心裡默默地為自己和學長那悲劇性的初遇哀悼了三秒之後,褚冥漾看著下一句台詞深吸了口氣。55Please respect copyright.PENANAYIshWF3smb
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」用盡吃奶的力氣尖叫出聲,聲音中甚至逼真地透著絲絲恐懼與掙扎,身體也微微地向後傾斜,防止麥克風因為太接近而錄到爆音。55Please respect copyright.PENANAvwMacWqY9q
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霉運總是會在人不注意的時候悄悄到來,普通人尚且避無可避,更何況是幸運值為負數的褚冥漾?可想而知,他就這麼悲催地帶著椅子向後倒了下去,重重地摔在了木質地板上,全身痛地像是要散架了一般。55Please respect copyright.PENANA2SATfBezh1
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「唔......痛......」從牙關裡憋出了幾個氣若遊絲的呻吟之後,便耐不住疼痛地暈了過去,腦中只隱隱約約地閃過一句話。55Please respect copyright.PENANA0e9riXU1Tj
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學長千萬不要和我計較他們家地板凹了一個洞啊......SOHO族賠不起......55Please respect copyright.PENANAZThJofMCv0
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