話說某日去睇醫生……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwPBGkmkhc
醫生：傷風咳嗽就唔好搵我喇，Cancer、愛滋我唔識醫，情況嚴重我呢度搞唔掂，普通頭暈身㷫就冲杯盒仔茶焗身汗咪算囉；以後唔好搵我喇……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26oJHkJcsa
我：醫生！乜你咁㗎？我都係有病先要睇醫生啫……😢180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrijkFoSeyz
醫生：咁你依家睇到喇……😒180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZAdj8P1s6
我：凌犀一指丫🖕！一指丫🖕！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLX9FuBTOe
180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eLzejKtRe
當我離開佢間診所，回頭望望佢嘅牌匾，上面印有四個大字----「客似雲來」🙄180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTMfzNGOdT
再向上望返佢招牌個醫生名，我不期然問：「巫伊德醫生，點解仲會有人幫襯？🙄」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNzpT77XB6
180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVOBIqVh6l
問完條咁有「智慧」嘅問題之後，忽然覺得血氣上湧；因此決定行返入診所……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUf8FXF7MS
我：醫生，麻煩你出一出嚟丫，我俾啲嘢你睇……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigaLl23G9n
醫生聞言就跟咗出嚟……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY8iIHee45
確認醫生出咗嚟後，我一個鞭搥埋去：我依家就俾啲顏色你睇！😡咁冇醫德、客似雲來丫喇！😡180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP8XBU2Q5u
180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZd9lFV4zv
原來醫生都並非弱者，佢隨即擋格我嘅鞭搥，再以「朝天腳」反擊！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUWNSe5NZD
我立馬向後仰作迴避，但竟感喉頭一甜且中腹疼痛……原來對方於電光火石間出拳，此招「八極崩」使出並不拖泥帶水！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42k47luPDQ
中此一拳，我已怒火盛燃，箭步沖上再暴拳出擊，連消帶打只望執佢一劑！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIgWdtdH5o
雙方拳來腳往，於診所門外牽起沙塵暴；戰圈外的途人亦不敢接近，恐被傷及……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXiS2fFxyq
180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B7OwrrUji
戰幔正酣，雙方互有攻守，各有掛彩；我倆亦感要結束此等無謂打鬥！故此雙方屏息靜氣，運勁儲氣，是爆大絕的時候！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAfld45H3t
有道暴風雨嘅前夕是最平靜的，而圍觀的途人亦感到壓力，部份人亦出現呼吸困難嘅癥狀……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUEldCV7pV
突然雙方平地一聲雷，爆步前衝打破悶響；是分勝負的時候！180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZuEj7e3bg
然後……「咔嚓！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES4uk0sXKX
我隻手俾人用手扣扣住，對方亦然……180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUezXHJbtp
「阿Sir！係佢地喇！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK89Svte1z6
差人：「打得芥蘭開心，阿Sir返去慢慢同你玩！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjvX4c8dvX
此時，人群中衝出一班身穿白袍嘅人仕，並將醫生五花大綁：「我地都搵得你耐喇！跟我地返青山！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOUoW7KOTe
醫生：「你搞錯喇！我唔係傻㗎！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7K7H1TLWT
青山醫護：「只有傻人先唔認自己係傻嘅啫！綁佢返去！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUJfHjzs7W
語畢，醫生已被抬上白車，而青山醫護亦問我：「個醫生個名咁伏，你都入去幫襯嘅？你係咪傻㗎？」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp2cTsQEm4
經過上一個醫生嘅教訓，我答佢：「係丫！我傻㗎！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhdxpqqxSx
「嗯！有少少癥兆，我返去留定個床位俾你！」180Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OYYrHIbE0
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