《寫給神的冷笑話》 - 我是基督徒！

電影聯播：我是基督徒！

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《失火的天罡、銷毀的聖靈、永不流淚的眼睛！！》

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Thomas，台灣多馬鄭玉晴！基督徒哈馬斯。

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雅梅，妳真的知道，什麼是死嗎？是沒得趟平的可怕欸....，妳準備好了？？

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妳有辦法讓自己躺平？

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安樂死應該好一點

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嗯，應該是吧！就心裏，感謝雅麗阿姨的神，梅花之祖！就好。

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欸....，我那可憐的姐妹！想死卻又不真知道，什麼是死！誰又死過啊？？？

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我是烈女！貞子啦。

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哥哥看我上十字架！表演給大家看：

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耶穌是魔鬼，永遠的撒旦！！神騙人啊！我生氣了！牠為什麼可以騙我，祂是神？？明明就是牠！

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這是神說的，我頭也不回的走掉！耳間，If i leave!!

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我回家了。我是被燒掉的女神！貞寰！！就是法國鬼！我是Cinderrella，Shulimate！樹林是我媽媽。一片森林救了我。我森林小學。爸爸是何信泓。我再也不要去，失火的天堂了！我在家，就好！！我周遊列國，到以色列加薩，戰爭前線，被騙上演一日神，死去的心情。以色列加薩被擄的以民!!

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原來，我發高燒！堅持把神燒乾，蒸完獻給神，整整3天後清醒！只靠自己，與理思必妥3（黃色的）一顆×2晚，把神燒完！我的奇幻漂流。天上掉下來一只羽毛；才知道，塑膠成品垃圾，都我家的四面佛！是我家的悟空，都孫中山爺爺、經國爸爸，還有連年爭戰的神連建中叔叔；辛苦建立的國家！戰神都是國幣！我家的神！軍人毛澤東爺爺。這販毒之人沈志遠告訴我的！

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我發高燒！堅持把神燒乾，蒸完獻給神，整整3天後清醒！只靠自己，與理思必妥3（黃色的）一顆×2晚，把神燒完！

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我才知道，

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聲音是電，誰都發不出來

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魔鬼的聲音！

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魔鬼的聲音最恐怖

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科學家都門徒

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沒聲音就沒辦法呼吸

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幻聽是沒聲音，沒聲音最可怕

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沒聲音就沒空氣

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沒電的地球最可怕

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哥哥....，現在才明白！聲音，是電！然後，電，是魔鬼！！永遠冰冷的暗物質。

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我看見聲音，是兩只黑色的暗物質，就是魔鬼！牠飄走了。我們都在外太空，宇宙沒有月亮也沒有太陽，什麼都不存在，只剩你我可躺平，靜靜地，看著，宇宙黑漆漆的天空！

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謝謝阿姨，我得救了！感謝雅梅。我的國花，雅梅，最美麗！她是永不流淚的眼睛！

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我的救命恩人

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我才知道，我的救命恩人是誰，是雅麗阿姨，神的僕人，就是觀世音女王！就是Omega！電流之主；媽祖的媽媽！就是神。我的父親，是葉秦！消失的夜晴，是永不存在的夜鶯烏鴉！心高氣傲就是殺人；永遠自殺的是神，我啼得永遠都是我自己。

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所以我才真知道，我的救命恩人是誰，雅麗阿姨！神的僕人；觀世音女王，是夜晴。媽祖的媽媽！永遠的母親。Omage是我的父親，就是神，是消失的電流；葉秦；心高氣傲的是不存在的夜鶯烏鴉就是殺人！敵基督是結束二戰時的兩架飛機！牠出兵時，永遠不會告訴你牠是神！被綁架的英女皇永遠都是我；永不流淚的眼睛。最美的最毒；我啼得永遠都是我自己！

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哥哥...，我寫完了！原來我是Thomas，多馬！就是基督徒。毒品理思必妥的發明人；哈馬斯！耶穌的門徒！！我們都是主；主今日生我！我是神！

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