我挺愛英氣颯爽的女子,所以我家盾娘就是一臉攻樣,然而,她穿起時裝也是能當個禍害的。867Please respect copyright.PENANAEPVjLkZN6J
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我想跟我師父,以及同門師兄弟們玩成一片,但二師父的門派只有高冷,高冷,再高冷,對此我只好去對好友們表達我的無奈,然後,親友告訴我,每個高冷背後,都是一顆缺乏關懷的心。867Please respect copyright.PENANAj294j8OfcJ
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別怕,勇敢上就對了!867Please respect copyright.PENANAfioNxGcH5h
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說的如此真切,我覺得好有道理,有沒有?於是,那天上線,我就用著非常認真的態度問我二師父,師父,從今天開始,徒兒每天舔你一口行不?867Please respect copyright.PENANAwmby4nNrLu
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二師父的回答簡潔有力,就三個字,不喜歡。867Please respect copyright.PENANA1W3xURBYmv
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二師父,你這麼難搞,你家的人知道嗎?867Please respect copyright.PENANADzcFIFB4of
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就在我為二師父的油鹽不浸覺得心累,準備再次去禍害我們大蒼雲的蒼爹們時,我在友頻看見我二師父說了一句話,那句話嚇得我盾都掉了,那句話叫……867Please respect copyright.PENANAa2blPOuzvA
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[二師父ID]←劍三阿諾史瓦辛格867Please respect copyright.PENANAmDhxlAoNkZ
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看到這話時,我覺得無限驚恐,那感覺就好像看見什麼東西披著我二師父的外皮在活動一樣,因為,那時的他,在我眼裡是個高冷,高冷中的高冷,只有更高冷,沒有最高冷。867Please respect copyright.PENANA6PvTH9gFsy
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結果,他說他是劍三阿諾史瓦辛格,我該怎麼相信那是我二師父啊!867Please respect copyright.PENANAySaccIZn4X
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二師父,您怎麼了?867Please respect copyright.PENANAxUkDdw64u1
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您的高冷呢?867Please respect copyright.PENANAZEEER6xP9M
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您那高大崇尚的大蒼雲冷雪魂呢?867Please respect copyright.PENANANZyuLqWW3N
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您嚇得我都用敬語了!867Please respect copyright.PENANAxYTQpgRdan
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最重要的是,您為什麼對待底頭徒兒們猶如寒冰般冰冷,自己一人時卻能說出這麼逗的話?867Please respect copyright.PENANA0sHmKhZcHP
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如果那時我清醒點,我應該就能發現端倪,這貨不是高冷,他只是個逗比,可惜,那時的我正處於一種錯愕之中,於是我駝鳥般的無視了。867Please respect copyright.PENANAUnpXn84Hlo
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因為二師父切身的身教言教,讓我深刻體會到一件事,那就是,要裝逼,就高冷,那時,大師父的師兄在我一臉正經的說出這話時,立馬尖叫的說,師妹,不要!千萬不要。867Please respect copyright.PENANAWL1CIyzjuK
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我也覺得不要比較好,畢竟,我說不出凡人,汝為何打擾本座清修這種台詞。867Please respect copyright.PENANAAF37NPYcjh
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也不知道是積怨已久,還是被野放久了,性子也真著野了,某天,我在慣例性的請安後,毫無預警的發動了崩潰模式,是的,我給二師父刷一整行的暴走發言,具體大意就是……867Please respect copyright.PENANAIqT2DbvQYB
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師父,你偶爾回頭看我一眼好不好?徒兒只是想跟你一起愉快的玩啊!(痛哭)867Please respect copyright.PENANAXD864vCC9R
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那時的我真甜,要換作現在的我,大概是刷上一整排的#q捱打,外加一大段,叫你裝!讓你裝!867Please respect copyright.PENANAdHPV5Nasni
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尊師重道啥的,已是昨日黃花,不可考。867Please respect copyright.PENANAfsOEbYu5Xm
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不過就當時的我來說,這行為也夠了,也不知道是我突如起來的暴走,還是我的崇敬之心起了效果,向來高冷無比,簡直不是人的二師父,經歷一段沉默後,回了我一個字,安。867Please respect copyright.PENANApBzusncPWh
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一個安字,我就覺得心滿意足,該怎麼蹦噠就怎麼蹦噠,該打本就打本,沒想到,一個小時後,刺激的來了。867Please respect copyright.PENANASbREFvZQZk
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二師父密我,夜守嗎?867Please respect copyright.PENANAkVSsxFAkjv
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嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷!867Please respect copyright.PENANAyebqSyREzS
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我二師父居然主動問我要不要夜守啊!這是天下紅雨、日毀星沉,還是我在作夢?當時我的心情激動無比,別攔我,誰都不准攔我,我要坐在屋頂上對著月亮狼嚎,只能嗷嗷嗷嗷,必須嗷嗷嗷嗷!867Please respect copyright.PENANAkbLQmWYrkF
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自從前一回夜守後,我便不曾指望我二師父會帶我夜守,沒想到,他居然問我夜守不!可是我正跟幫派的在雙十,那瞬間,我的心裡刷起了彈幕,每一行都是崩潰性十足的,放我走!867Please respect copyright.PENANA8H4vCZsJMI
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我二師父找我夜守啊!867Please respect copyright.PENANAsbWmhKyepJ
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讓我走啊!867Please respect copyright.PENANAynExm56D2y
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我爬也要給他爬過去!867Please respect copyright.PENANAB4SgWXZuKD
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啊啊啊啊啊!高冷的二師父找我夜守啊!867Please respect copyright.PENANA1CgcEUhcRx
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任憑我心裡如何嗷的歡騰,嗷的激蕩,現實的我卻是一臉沉靜的告訴他,師父我在雙十。867Please respect copyright.PENANAsDzAHmgeR7
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我猜,二師父原本是想等我的,因為他問我,打到哪了?867Please respect copyright.PENANAWdDYH4DA6Z
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我回,白陶。867Please respect copyright.PENANAZU487S2VPQ
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二師父說嗯,我就開始專心擼本,我覺得如果順利的話,也許我趕得上,於是,我用著和內心崩潰刷頻截然不同的態度,專注無比的揍白陶,那一刻,我習得裝逼技能。867Please respect copyright.PENANAf06xWr30Lq
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沒想到,我跟我二師父都沒猜到結局,因為我們從白陶到尾王打了半個鐘頭,二師父那邊已然滿團。(目死)867Please respect copyright.PENANAGspaI298td
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那瞬間,我覺得,我感受到來自世界的惡意。867Please respect copyright.PENANAh1peootkmu
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樓主是個好強的傢伙,哪怕內心崩潰的亂七八糟,內心彈幕刷了滿頻,內心有個蛋黃哥正躺在棉被上嚶嚶嚶嚶,表面仍裝作沒事的說,師父,下次帶我一起玩。867Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rd7zc6QBR
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二師父答應的很乾脆,但我依然覺得,沒那麼容易。867Please respect copyright.PENANA5VtrBV2v1y
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總之,等轉過身,我立馬對小夥伴們開啟崩潰模式,嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚,二師父頭次主動問我出本,我卻在雙十!還有什麼比這更大的惡意跟悲劇嗎!沒有!867Please respect copyright.PENANAwqbelbuyW3
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夜守再見!