今天是星期日，作為一個品格純良的好學生，當然是待在家中做功課，一直到日落西山。
好吧說實話，之所以這麼頹廢，其一是被以前一起打球的朋友疏遠，其二是阿壯去了健身房，所以今天過得興味索然。順帶一提，阿壯和那個傑克不打不相識，成為了一起健身的朋友。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq93pqy6ez
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在這種無聊的氛圍裡，就算我想避開，腦袋都會自動想起冰山學姐。
『那件事』到底是怎麼回事？
就像頭髮扎進指頭，但手邊又沒有適合工具能處理，只能任由患處發癢發疼。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5yV5yZV4e
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對了！找個人商量不就好了嗎？如此這般，我拿起手機，打電話找加里。
女人才懂女人心，她一定能解除我的疑慮。
電話接通了，「喂，加里？我有事情想問你。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bbbIMguQA
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「喂喂！？是…是歐陽嗎？」電話裡的聲音慌失失，不是加里的聲音。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAM9essUgF
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「咦？是沙織嗎？」我拿開手機察看，確定沒有打錯，「咦咦？我是打給加里的吧？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU6GQYJwXM
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「加…加里在洗手間……(背景是翻箱倒篋的混亂聲音) 我叫她待會再打給你！」然後電話便掛斷了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJYnWGFBBq
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怎麼回事了？我放下手機，乖乖地坐著等待。不會兒後，鈴聲響起，我接聽電話，裡面傳來加里的聲音。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEscq7jAkr9
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「我是加里，有何貴幹？」
「沙織現在和你在一起嗎？」
「在我家，怎麼了？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrIUzuXZhO
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雖然頭上有很多問號，但我決定把這些全部撥開，「關於冰山學姐的事情，你有在計劃嗎？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxcZ4jbscj
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「嗚汪汪汪~好上心啊~多謝款待~」這傢伙如果是男生，我一定會打他，「下個星期六，學校附近的空地會舉行藝術展，會展出很多大型藝術裝置。我打算約大家一起去逛展覽，一定能讓冰山得到不少啟發！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg2jwKEuWy
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「聽起來不錯，謝謝你的安排。另外一件事，其實我好像把事情說溜嘴了……」我把麵店的對話覆述一遍，當然，我沒有把被死小孩襲擊的部份說出來，那個實在太羞恥了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sX5UXtf58
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「值得期待的事？會是甚麼呢？」加里說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRn9GimGaW
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「我就是想不通，才打來問你。」我說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeiPSzB84X
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「朋友會暪著自己，但又值得期待。」沙織說，「我猜是生日會吧？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3OwDUQeXj
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「生日會，這個感覺很合理。你們知道學姐甚麼時候——」「呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀！！！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcJeqJHyxg
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電話裡突然傳來奇怪龍的咆哮！我連忙把手機拉離耳邊！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqg9s85DlN
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「糟了個大糕！我忘記了！！今天就是冰山的生日！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9AwwWipoQ
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「甚麼！說真的！？」
心率飆升，冷汗直冒！學姐滿心歡喜地期待著生日會，而她的朋友們卻連她的生日都不記得！明天見面還要強顏歡笑，假裝沒事發生，暗地裡嘲笑自己自作多情。
哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇！只是想著就開始感到胃痛！搞不好會成為一輩子的陰影啊！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK7iExEG4c
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我轉頭望鐘，已經過了五時！做準備的時間無多了！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1yi2ckdFv
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加里：「總之先動起身來！每人買一件禮物，三十分鐘後到車站集合！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiywtFqNcH
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「收到！時間緊迫，大家都要火力全開！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZPebBqaM9
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到約定的時間集合，見面時大家都氣來氣喘的。每人都拿著一袋小禮物，而加里更拿著一盒蛋糕。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyRrAhD9Ed
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「大家幹得好！進度勉強趕上了！尤其是歐陽，亡羊補牢算是功過相抵！」加里說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPKTiy42ph
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「怎麼一副大姐大的口吻，忘記了生日日期的你也有責任吧！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoqfKUtHTT
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「準備好了，大家向麵店出發！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35JOrzhLcU
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「別選擇性失聰！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ41IVLpRc
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「不要吵架……」沙織小小聲的說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvy0yPg4f9
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「你看我們有吵起來嗎？她根本不理我啊！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz5Nvhv6K2
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時間將近六時半，我們一行急急腳衝向冰山學姐的麵店，一路上還要小心翼翼地提著蛋糕。
後來就由我負責替二人提包包，沙織拿著蛋糕，加里在旁邊加油打氣。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgChRCmwJYD
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到了麵店門口，我們想都沒想便衝進去。環視店内，卻不見冰山學姐的身影。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHthkjaTRvy
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「你們是姊姊的朋友嗎？」收銀台後的老闆娘看著我們叫道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxhfojX2SW
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「伯母你好！」加里說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NjDno8KF1
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「加里和沙織，」老闆娘的嘴巴笑開了，「旁邊這位是蘿蔔。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwV1kl9SeM
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「不是啦！」我厲聲抗議！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3VFGAacf4
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「弟弟說你叫這個名字。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHtg6uddiQ
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死小孩！混帳傢伙！下次見到定要給他好看！還要他吃不完兜著走！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPtzp2lUr0
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「你們是來替姊姊辦生日會嗎？」老闆娘說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGQdsYKhTh
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「驚喜派對。」沙織抬起蛋糕盒展示。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Ke5NT18y
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「來錯地方啦，今天姊姊放假。」老闆娘說，「原本打算全家一起去迪O尼樂園玩，她卻說今天無論如何都想留在家。原來是你們要辦生日會啊。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7WOvpR2On
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老闆娘笑得和謁，然而我們三個之間卻吹過一陣陰風，大家的臉色都沉下去，我的胃也開始隱隱作痛。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvToSd9mnN
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加里率先重新振作，「變更作戰！立刻出發去冰山的家！」說罷衝出門口。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EjyGaRhYy
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「你知道學姐的家在那嗎？」我說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAlKO9vdWQ
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加里轉身跑回來，「不知道。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxWr5Ge5VN
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「這種時候就不要裝傻搞笑了！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSv5dcFXRY
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「讓我找個人幫你們帶路吧，」老闆娘手掌拼到口邊，「弟弟！出來！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkCbLS9Ile
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從廚房走出來的，就是那個死小孩！那雙碰不到下眼眶的瞳孔碌碌轉動，視線從我們之間遊走。
「阿潔！」加里笑著揮揮手，看來他們早已認識。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCiLJj8gjj
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「加里姐姐，沙織姐姐。」死小孩點頭示好，然後他伸手指向我，「蘿蔔！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o0eQAbm9c
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我就猜到會這樣！但是，現在我們有求於人，我只好把不憤的情緒吞回肚裡。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPICv9ipoyr
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我們解釋了現況，學姐的弟弟阿潔理解我們的處境後，非常樂意伸出緩手。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHPE2UcGWi
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我們一行離開麵店，跟著阿潔的帶領很快抵達學姐的家門玄關前。順帶一提，阿潔全程緊盯著我，仿似我有甚麼不軌企圖。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ4AvjQ7cT
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「冰山一個人看家時，會做甚麼打發時間？」加里說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNdDoVoZ1s
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阿潔不置可否地搖頭，「看電視，模仿電影台詞之類的。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwWZIx3bE1
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阿潔開始扭動門匙，此時的我只感到超絕忐忑不安。
加里這傢伙真多嘴啊，她開口問這種問題，不就是喜劇段子的開頭嗎！
根據約定俗成的發展，開門之後學姐會剛好說出非常糟糕的台詞，令場面變得超爆笑或超尷尬。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfCq8gO9V3
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最好的良策是把笑話接下來，以梗還梗化解危機，讓場面能一笑置之。
要來了！集中精神！346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQVz1N5s3Y
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打開玄關大門便能望到客廳，大電視上播著動物生態紀錄片。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vfR2Bap0j
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冰山學姐背對我們，豎起手指放到頭上，346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYDcve4CU6
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