
「說到校園動畫,果然不能不提到合宿呢!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAERWJjfTTUG
段考後的某次社團課,我們偉大的社長大人突然從塑膠折疊椅起身,雙手拍桌大喊。220Please respect copyright.PENANAFM3G9wFPsL
對於社長無預警的誇張舉動,社員們早就見怪不怪,每個人都視若無睹,繼續忙手邊的事──看小說的看小說、玩音遊的玩音遊、看少年週刊的看少年週刊。220Please respect copyright.PENANAGGznObO9Hl
看完全沒人理會自己的社長抿起嘴唇,一副快哭出來的樣子,我只好放下看到一半的輕小說,附和道:220Please respect copyright.PENANAA9x86ZLD7K
「感覺這個開頭也快變成公式了?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAo6dbq3ZO9L
聞言的社長,雙眼繃出光芒,臉湊到我面前,笑嘻嘻地說:220Please respect copyright.PENANA9y5deSdmeR
「別在意這種小事!重點是合宿要做什麼!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAYM3Kazoi6o
「就沒有不辦的選項嗎……」220Please respect copyright.PENANAgGDjmR3DxV
我把屁股往椅背後方挪了幾公分,跟社長保持健全的社交距離。220Please respect copyright.PENANAFqi5SUcQyo
「那當然!合宿可是校園動畫的精髓!整部作品的殺必死(養眼鏡頭)就靠它了!是觀眾買BD(藍光)的唯一理由!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA5uODpqAF3c
「社長平常都在看什麼動畫啊……」我說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAZursR98fu4
「修練篇……很棒!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA7H8kOxFHlY
冬學姐闔上少年週刊,黑框眼鏡後方的雙眼和社長一樣閃閃發光。220Please respect copyright.PENANABEMjD3REHF
「合宿是去修練沒錯,但是跟冬學姐心目中的少年漫畫的修練篇完全是兩回事!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAiIXEUmZvRx
萬一冬學姐把社團帶去奇怪的深山野林修練就不好了,我趕緊吐槽。220Please respect copyright.PENANAxCVirWQCHg
「一般校園動畫的合宿可不會跑去什麼精神時光屋,更不是為了打倒某某大魔王喔!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAVksyF7TRQj
「你說……什麼?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAbWALIHVh4T
冬學姐瞪大雙眼,嘴巴微張,一副某少年漫畫男主角的招牌驚愕表情。220Please respect copyright.PENANAhJfUXcYWqt
「為什麼冬學姐要這麼一臉驚訝啊?冬學姐原本是想帶動漫社去多危險的地方合宿啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAmhDOMaDKl8
「最後的月●天沖……怎麼辦?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAsFEVLb2rau
「一般校園動畫不需要那種必殺技!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAht8PPuLDOs
「我的……存在意義是?」220Please respect copyright.PENANACxQPE41pN2
冬學姐從社團教室的灰色折疊椅上滑落,雙手撐著地板,擺出俗稱的Orz姿勢。220Please respect copyright.PENANAmDRtBCpSjq
「咦?冬學姐好像陷入很不得了的沮喪中?社長快用妳無敵的白●之星想想辦法啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAjHGLxDKaPo
「冬妳振作點!妳的存在當然是有意義的!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAK87qPj2iAD
社長小跑步來到冬學姐身旁,把手放在冬學姐的肩膀上。220Please respect copyright.PENANAAqU5v0hKaS
「小……春?」220Please respect copyright.PENANACloXyuBafS
冬學姐抬起頭,淚汪汪地看向社長。220Please respect copyright.PENANAmwYSGhzFNE
「別忘了!妳可是社團的賣肉擔當啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAgHsYMPZJ9G
「社長在胡說八道什麼啊啊啊啊啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANACHtPe0eloD
對社長抱有期待的我真是傻瓜。220Please respect copyright.PENANAsVugAuE1Ny
「才不是胡說八道!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAoBWlzv2o0Z
社長猛然轉頭,正經八百地駁斥我說:220Please respect copyright.PENANAPQnN4pOZPa
「社團要是沒有一個有料的,封面跟彩頁能看嗎?輕小說的好壞可是全部取決於它的插圖啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAPXGefLUXXV
「別把作者寫在後記的東西當真啊!輕小說的本質還是文字啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAmpGgaWcGju
我氣得把桌上看到一半的輕小說掃到地上,輕小說還很剛好地翻到插圖的那一頁。220Please respect copyright.PENANAPKkNmizOhs
「總之,冬妳那對雄偉的胸部,對動漫社是不可或缺的存在!儘管為妳的胸部感到自豪吧!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA9gI1CrGlLi
「為胸部……自豪?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAOzhIBRE7gu
冬學姐眨了眨眼,低頭望向胸口。220Please respect copyright.PENANAsP8WsKUaXE
「冬學姐別聽社長亂講!學姐明明就還有很多優點!」 220Please respect copyright.PENANAEGI60ioeSM
「哦?要是M君能想到胸部以外的優點,就儘管說說看啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAUozCyQxAqF
「社長不要老是開口閉口都是胸部啦!冬學姐當初到底是怎麼把社長當朋友的!」220Please respect copyright.PENANASm0xcxsXCt
「那當然是因為——」220Please respect copyright.PENANAnSyGMWU44P
社長說到一半,我趕緊摀住她的嘴巴。220Please respect copyright.PENANAxgUp3UaCrg
要是社長再說下去,恐怕就要變成十八禁小說。220Please respect copyright.PENANApuYcchu9bl
「嗚咕嗚!嗚咕嗚咕!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAlbawgAVpf6
(翻譯:放開我!你這變態!)220Please respect copyright.PENANAWPUtndgwiW
「小、小夏也有點好奇……社長跟冬學姐是怎麼認識的?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAW8vajgaZmQ
小夏放下手機,小心翼翼地舉手說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAhIsQM8gFBZ
小夏的手機螢幕顯示著某個音樂遊戲的結算畫面,上頭的分數高得嚇人,讓人不禁再次對小夏的天然呆屬性感到好奇。但是比起手機遊戲,眼下還有個更讓人在意的東西。220Please respect copyright.PENANA1GMqmYPStR
「小夏也不知道社長跟冬學姐是怎麼認識的嗎?」我問。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbsoXD8YHpq
雖然小夏跟我一樣是一年級生,但我一直以為小夏知道的比我多。220Please respect copyright.PENANAUhfby8oP2G
就在我跟小夏對話分心時,一股痛楚從手指傳來,我低頭一看,才發現上頭是社長的齒痕。220Please respect copyright.PENANAcEgfTa5tEt
「這是你對社長不敬的報應!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAdeyydx0Djd
社長的臉鼓得跟氣球一樣,咬牙切齒地說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAPBMPVQpSrH
「哪有人用咬的啦!小孩子嗎?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAyOJeQju2eh
「不准說我是小孩子!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA0fGeTJa3Jr
「小孩子才會咬人吧!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAztJmcDWIWk
就在我和社長互瞪彼此、誰也不讓誰的時候,冬學姐突然出現在我們中間,用彷彿地獄發出的恐怖聲音說:220Please respect copyright.PENANAmtaBjMnrPy
『不可以……吵架。』220Please respect copyright.PENANAUzTZLUX77x
社長和我臉上瞬間爬滿冷汗,同時擺出敬禮的姿勢,說:220Please respect copyright.PENANAdXvwPh3Uu6
「「遵、遵命!」」220Please respect copyright.PENANApzVzdl14rS
見狀的冬學姐這才滿意地點了點頭,坐回原位。
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多虧冬學姐出面制止,社團終於可以回到原本討論的主題──合宿。220Please respect copyright.PENANA0wlaeZto3d
「那麼,先來決定下禮拜去哪裡合宿吧。」220Please respect copyright.PENANASOanVLjQrQ
社長坐在靠窗的寶座上,背對著夕陽光,翹著二郎腿說。220Please respect copyright.PENANARdinjJnCyp
「下禮拜就要去會不會有點趕啊?」我問。220Please respect copyright.PENANAy7VW8K1Z0C
「沒辦法啊!校慶就快到了,除了下禮拜就沒其他時間啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAWinHZJVIti
「校、校慶有要做什麼嗎?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAOKfLIgiICI
小夏戰戰兢兢地舉手說。220Please respect copyright.PENANA6ehYrJ6Ihj
「本來是想等去合宿再想的……」社長說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAdciWUHyRyx
「那種事情才應該先想好吧!」我吐槽。220Please respect copyright.PENANABrxVbDBJTc
「反正不管怎樣合宿一定要辦啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANADvz2DGdwhk
「社長到底為什麼那麼執著於合宿……」220Please respect copyright.PENANATTk4uBcRSO
「M君難道不想知道高中合宿是什麼感覺嗎?難道不想親身體驗校園動畫的生活嗎?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAvEz1vpzEhi
社長再次把臉湊到我面前,用不輸小夏的圓滾滾大眼盯著我。220Please respect copyright.PENANA0v41nEuviB
「是不會不想啦……」220Please respect copyright.PENANA2mqORskO6X
心虛如我,默默移開了目光。220Please respect copyright.PENANAcQhDZ8B4y2
「對吧?那不就只能辦合宿了嗎?別忘了我們動漫社的宗旨可是過著動畫般的校園生活啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA42vGTPyvDM
「我贊成……小春。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAIja9OD2gdE
原本保持沉默的冬學姐,突然舉手說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAXBGKehe0ZU
「咦?冬學姐也想辦合宿嗎?可是那跟少年漫畫的修練篇是不一樣的東西喔!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAO18IHwskCO
冬學姐點了點頭。220Please respect copyright.PENANAn9oB9mvaWV
「沒……關係。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAvoKHBEghix
「小、小夏也想去海邊練習唱歌跳舞!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAWoXbWGBPvF
小夏從座位猛然起身,高舉右手大喊。220Please respect copyright.PENANAlLl1HmdNFA
「咦?小夏心目中的合宿原來是那個樣子嗎?這麼說來,剛才看妳玩的音樂遊戲好像也跟某知名偶像動畫有關?」220Please respect copyright.PENANA7rHXFkhXuI
「是的!小夏的夢想就是成為學●偶像拯救學校!」220Please respect copyright.PENANArBcOobEIME
外表看起來人畜無害的小夏,口中吐出不得了的危險宣言。220Please respect copyright.PENANAJuPPNLlpdO
「別詛咒青山高中啊!我們學校還沒落魄到要靠九名少女來拯救!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAhK684KK6ku
為了拯救心愛的學校,九名少女挺身而出,她們決定……成為偶像!220Please respect copyright.PENANAkRE4s7IRa8
我記得動畫的宣傳標語是這樣說的吧?220Please respect copyright.PENANAWIW1djxpIs
「也就是說要先廢校……對吧!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAwA9r8hvebE
冬學姐兩眼閃閃發光,把手指捏的嘎嘎作響,彷彿重新找到人生意義。220Please respect copyright.PENANAI6zCY9gMsr
「冬學姐妳那種廢校方式就算是●園偶像也拯救不了!得請專業的建築師偶像來才行!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAjJPsgwkCqo
「好吧!這次校慶就決定表演唱歌跳舞了!讓漫研的人見識咱們動漫社的真正力量吧! 」220Please respect copyright.PENANA73XTtFVgIJ
社長站起身,往桌上用力一拍,雙眼燃起熊熊火光。220Please respect copyright.PENANAgQPXDN5fsL
「咦咦咦咦咦咦咦?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAk4ga37Kyg3
「小夏贊成!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAxco9CQ8O7E
「贊……成。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAN37GYPWt7l
「大家先冷靜一下!姑且不提我們動漫社才五個人,其中一個還是隱藏社員。重點是我們中間還有一個男社員,也就是在下敝人我啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAiuZ2Y5Bcsp
我指著自己,激動地說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAj2rBAcKTae
「只要可愛就沒問題了吧?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAhXmgaYcSSF
社長聳了聳肩,一臉無所謂地說。220Please respect copyright.PENANAfNmaOR7Y8K
「問題可大了!社長看過哪個女子偶像團體中間站男生的嗎?粉絲會暴動的啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAsVjYwyh4FT
「Center的位置可不會交給你!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA9QMVJrcB0S
「沒人要跟妳爭啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAURjbcgIxxz
「小、小夏也不會輸的!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAKK5me0cVN0
「小夏別燃起奇怪的競爭意識啊!情況越來越複雜了!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAKhnUovoShr
「弱肉……強食!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA0T4FcLuUtz
冬學姐右手握拳,一副躍躍欲試的樣子,但我總覺得冬學姐似乎誤會競爭的內容了。220Please respect copyright.PENANAmWVVfaudMc
「冬學姐,既然是學園●像,請用唱歌跳舞一決勝負!禁止使用暴力!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAH5hUlnO9DF
「既然決定校慶要做什麼了,那就出發吧!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAC5Sztwv0MQ
社長抓起椅背上的書包,朝社辦教室的門口走去。220Please respect copyright.PENANAOu9h4T5tqC
「出發?要去哪裡?」我問。220Please respect copyright.PENANAHqAAzT9NPz
「學生想要抱怨,也只能去一個地方吧?」220Please respect copyright.PENANA0ET2mQuYsZ
「校長室嗎?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAaNjTzwhddN
「明明就是學生會!學生手冊都讀到哪去了?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAsGPphzfy2f
「社長才是最沒資格說我的人!不過要找學生會幹嘛?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAtTz4AgauzE
「當然是為了『這個』啦!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAY7WMt1XYvD
社長在胸前比了個象徵金錢的「三」的手勢,模樣就像市儈的商人。220Please respect copyright.PENANAWB3BKEheT0
「學生會的本分不是幫助有困難的學生嗎?既然如此,金援也當然包含在內吧?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAnvSJlAxEn3
「社長才給我回去重讀學生手冊!學生會最好會贊助這種事!」220Please respect copyright.PENANATAcFAwnZDc
「那不然就只好武力解決了。小夏,把鹽巴準備好!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAOjZUgjaNqU
「小夏遵命!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAUWzhmJmwIF
「到別人家裡灑鹽也太惡質了!清理很麻煩的啊!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAte3vxarluX
「難得有機會,全員出動大鬧一場吧!順便把社團的狼牙棒拿出來!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAQJNyg7P9YK
「動漫社才沒有那種東西!」220Please respect copyright.PENANAvI5mQJMswn
我用最大的力氣吐槽,可惜聲音完全傳不進興沖沖跑出去的社長耳裡。220Please respect copyright.PENANAweGfNUGK1C
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<To be continued...>