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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠,拜師不?
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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21-1. 認親疑雲799Please respect copyright.PENANAsUG7gDxG7l
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離討伐大會尚有三天,聚於此處的各路俠士遂趁機專心休養生息、養精蓄銳,以助大夥能在攻入永王行宮時能全力以赴,以極佳的默契聯手平定叛亂,還天下蒼生一個太平。直白來說,就是求勾搭、撩情緣、八一八、吃燒肉等增進團員互動的各種社交,浩氣盟與惡人谷也趁彼此老大不注意,進行偷幹架、打報告、插臥底、搞內訌等活絡陣營氛圍的團康活動。799Please respect copyright.PENANAiYpgl82nIT
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總而言之,近來的千島湖好不熱鬧。799Please respect copyright.PENANAUCM0Fn9QLb
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「注意!大家注意!步川芮庫、梅禧守、廖吉在千島湖被『滾燙的溫泉』殘忍地殺害啦!」799Please respect copyright.PENANA9UOOnQiay6
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一行人方從湯島泡完溫泉歸來,就聽見一陣又一陣的敲鑼傳報,苗貝兒不禁震驚道:「咦?是第二殺手『滾燙的溫泉』?他怎麼突然來了?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAf5jsppm29Q
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「太多人泡溫泉過久,引起了注意。」傳泰伊不以為意道。
據傳,這第二殺手愛溫泉成癡,每見有人佔據溫泉過久不離,便會狂性大發,不分青紅皂白,直接以滾燙的溫泉水將人活活燙死,故而得此稱號。(※註1)799Please respect copyright.PENANAEE3RbdwxQr
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苗貝兒見正要上船的人們紛紛折回,才恍然大悟地點點頭,「原來如此,好險我堅持要先離開,為師真是料事如神。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAqWqxSoxZKw
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「笨蛋貝,明明就是你泡溫泉泡餓了吵著要吃燒肉。」苗可莉淡定吐槽。799Please respect copyright.PENANAEdRA1Qts0b
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「誰讓前一批泡溫泉的人亂丟毛巾啦?害我幫忙撿得餓了。」苗貝兒鼓起臉辯駁回去。799Please respect copyright.PENANApUO5DLDB4c
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「可是……」沐為靄憨傻地舉手發問:「我看貝貝師祖不是一直在吃溫泉蛋嗎?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAPji1AhKnWS
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被抓包的苗貝兒硬要狡辯:「唔,那是溫泉蛋太有叫我吃的暗示了!」799Please respect copyright.PENANAqs4dihrvcd
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苗可莉丟白眼,「就會吃,吃了也不長個兒、不長腦。」799Please respect copyright.PENANALLxKTayb54
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「臭小莉!」799Please respect copyright.PENANAiH66YE2yZi
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傳泰伊莞爾聽著三人吱喳笑鬧,不知從何時起,他竟也覺這些無厘頭的幼稚鬥嘴有趣了?799Please respect copyright.PENANASmXhhKZOII
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「哼哼哼!」鬥不過妹妹,苗貝兒受氣不滿地嘟起嘴,「小爺我渴了,才不跟你們計較!」799Please respect copyright.PENANA5FYVij0G4C
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傳泰伊見他氣嘟嘟的小臉因泡過溫泉而暈紅,實在粉潤可愛得讓人想咬一口,便忍不住伸指輕捏一把,失笑道:「喝點烏梅汁降火。」799Please respect copyright.PENANATbRzaSxfvE
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「好耶!燒肉配烏梅汁最棒嚕!」799Please respect copyright.PENANAuUmGkySwl8
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小吃貨們立即化干戈為玉帛,歡快地跟著萬花奶爸來到市集小攤,買了三杯透心涼的冰鎮烏梅汁,一口酸酸甜甜的冰液下肚,驅散了渾身燥熱,清涼又滋潤。799Please respect copyright.PENANAK93SrMKcVZ
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就在傳泰伊付完錢後,忽有一商人打扮的中年男子衝來,既驚喜又不可置信地朝他呼喚:「小妹?真是你?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAfuJVLC5NPf
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「噗——」799Please respect copyright.PENANAiiyZfHYB1J
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少俠們頓時噴出一口烏梅汁,雖然傳泰伊的五官俊美,即便換了性別也極美艷動人,但那近一米九的昂藏男兒身與不容忽視的冷傲英氣,怎麼看都不像個女子啊,這位大叔的眼睛沒問題吧?難不成這是今年度最新型的勾搭法?799Please respect copyright.PENANAkNwZcu2qBj
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傳泰伊囧了囧,原先噙著淡笑的面容也癱回了冰山臉。苗貝兒立馬嘴巴一抹,橫眉豎目地擋在中間,瞪著來人齜牙咧嘴道:「你、你、你!不分男女的怪大叔!想對我徒兒做什麼?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAjdtQ6bNhOG
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「呃……」方出口就發現自己認錯人,男子尷尬地連忙做揖抱歉,「失禮,失禮,公子實在像極離家二十多年的家妹,在下思妹心切,這才一時認錯,還請公子原諒在下的魯莽。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAqxzOfeJ2qG
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人家都這般賠不是了,他們當然也不好再發作。苗貝兒哼哼唧唧地抱住帥徒兒的腰,似在宣示歸屬權,傳泰伊頷首示意無妨,微蹙的眉頭卻有凝思。799Please respect copyright.PENANAKrQ72PK5uJ
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男子連聲道歉地打算離去,臨前忍不住多瞧一眼傳泰伊,這步伐才踏出沒幾步,便又折回來朝他拱手,語帶遲疑卻神情急切,問:「敢問這位公子今年貴庚?是否……是否方過二十二又四月?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAWd1bRtfJjI
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「大叔為何這麼問啊?」苗貝兒納悶了,連他都不知道徒兒的生日,怎麼對方這麼清楚?799Please respect copyright.PENANAm7KRMflfEm
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「這……」男子打量眼前幾位江湖裝扮的俠士,略感緊張地解釋道:「家妹離家後育有一子,想來如今也該是這歲數了,這位公子的容貌又與家妹如此相似,故在下不禁有此猜想。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAYiVxYEEZZq
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不會這麼巧吧?苗貝兒傻了,一旁的苗可莉和沐為靄也都看出了戲路,昨日才苗家兄妹與薛世伯的認親會,今天就又來了場舅甥偶路相逢戲,這賀城是什麼親戚集散地嗎?799Please respect copyright.PENANAnDvXbTN3zD
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傳泰伊不動聲色地打量對方陌生眼眉,未有表示。倒是苗貝兒看了看兩人的樣貌,不作多想地直接開口問:「大叔,你該不是跟你妹妹長得不像吧?我覺得我徒兒帥多了。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAqiZxIYDDN8
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男子也不介意地羞赧笑道:「在下像到家父,長得是平庸了些。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAzo3QKghZM4
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「喔,那大叔貴姓呀?」苗貝兒又進一步發問。799Please respect copyright.PENANAILPuzgbJu4
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「在下姓顏,名惜才。」男子拱手回道,望向傳泰伊的眼神極是期待。799Please respect copyright.PENANAwYz1IRBP5Z
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顏惜才……傳泰伊默然移開視線,即便娘親在他幼時便離家,但他仍清楚記得娘親的名字——顏惜容,這兩人果真是兄妹。799Please respect copyright.PENANAykJjZAUwVr
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苗貝兒看了眼傳泰伊後,便又繼續發問:「那顏大叔的妹妹貴姓呀?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAkEpm2pn3ly
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「笨蛋貝,哥哥姓顏,妹妹當然也姓顏啊。」苗可莉聽不下去了。799Please respect copyright.PENANAizIBNIOyCP
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「誰說的?說不定人家死了爹爹,娘親改嫁生了女兒,那兄妹就不同姓啦!」苗貝兒說得理直氣壯,合情合理,當場就讓顏大叔的臉抽了又抽,本凝著神情的傳泰伊也哭笑不得了。799Please respect copyright.PENANA4wbDeSmohD
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「又調皮。」傳泰伊地捏了把小傢伙的臉,才對顏惜才淡聲道:「閣下怕是認錯人了。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA54vij6LQ7z
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「這樣嗎?」顏惜才悵然若失地呆然半晌,才頹肩拱手致歉道:「叨擾各位了。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAmFivW7sF7q
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「告辭。」此事一了,四人便邁步欲回客棧。799Please respect copyright.PENANAln8r0l8bYC
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顏惜才乃一普通商人,自不敢多招惹江湖人士,遂也轉身離去,然這前後時間不過一盞茶,心情卻大起又大落,他便一時間忘了顧及場合,黯然低語:「唉……約好在此地相會,怎知十四年已過,仍不見小妹蹤影,莫非真是凶多吉少?可惡!定是姓傳的混蛋連累了小妹。」799Please respect copyright.PENANADnJWD1cixD
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習武之人的聽力不一般,儘管那自言自語極為小聲,卻也沒逃過他們的耳朵。傳泰伊腳步一滯,似意識到什麼,臉色微變,眼底疑雲頓起。799Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1rP62vkIj
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苗貝兒雖向來魯莽粗神經,卻對愛徒的一舉一動極為關注。他一捕捉到傳泰伊瞬閃即掩的疑慮,便立刻對其他兩人說:「我突然想到有事要交代我徒兒,你們先回客棧等吧。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAHnfVC7GRps
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沐為靄立刻期待問:「貝貝師祖有任務給師父做嗎?那徒孫呢?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAMldD5SLcho
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「嗯!小靄徒孫也有非常重要的任務。」苗貝兒肅起小臉,鄭重交代:「回客棧後,記得要點最大盤最美味的燒肉等師祖回來吃。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAhSW4YD9l7V
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「徒孫遵命。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAbHzpDM4JPr
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好重要的任務啊!苗可莉無語之餘,亦投去疑惑目光,不解哥哥為何要支開她們,卻收到日後再解釋的暗示,便點了點頭,拉著謹記叮囑的沐為靄離開。799Please respect copyright.PENANA3mUsWXjrNN
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待兩個女娃兒遠離後,傳泰伊才出聲道:「你不必這麼做,我沒打算認親。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAy0aszN2pCh
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「真的嗎?」苗貝兒踮腳查探顏惜才的方位,「他還沒走遠呢,我們現在追還來得及喔。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAzRRwXxW5ci
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傳泰伊沈默片刻,輕嘆:「他只是一介商人,不該與我有所牽扯。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAuoncM9rJzY
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自出谷以來,他一直盡可能隱姓埋名,就為避免傳炩遺子的身份引來麻煩。從方才顏惜才的舉手投足來看,便知對方是未曾習武的平凡商人,若讓人知道這顏家與傳炩有何關係,可真要惹禍上身了,是以他雖巧遇親舅,卻也不願相認。799Please respect copyright.PENANAD24h54mkc9
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苗貝兒明白他的掙扎,便說:「那就別認唄,但你不是發現了什麼疑點嗎?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAOx2AAn6Bya
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「的確。」傳泰伊凝眉猶豫。799Please respect copyright.PENANAWqpHv5Q6Qd
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「不管爹娘如何,就算聚少離多,都想瞭解關於他們的一切,我也是這樣的。」苗貝兒仰頭送上一個燦笑,「泰伊不是一直想知道你娘為何離開嗎?我們可以去打聽看看呀。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAlZVPPDefdm
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「誰說我想知道的?」傳泰伊納悶了,他從未提過娘親的事,小傢伙是如何得知的?799Please respect copyright.PENANABHvSoMJ1xJ
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「你作夢時說的啊。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA1o25E3C9i0
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「走吧走吧,再不追就找不到人嚕。」苗貝兒不由分說地拉著傳泰伊跑起來,嘴裡還不忘賊笑道:「搞不好還可以打聽到你小時候偷尿床之類的糗事呢,嘿嘿。」799Please respect copyright.PENANATocGsVI9x7
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傳泰伊無語,這才是小混蛋的真正目的吧?799Please respect copyright.PENANALdd1JGJq0L
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後記:
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不知為何,這一篇修得特苦惱OTZ799Please respect copyright.PENANAi3NtD4Uqex
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掰的威,其實,吃燒肉曾在劍三有個意涵,數月前某伺服頗具名氣的陣營男玩家約女玩家晚上吃燒肉行吃豆腐之事,前科累累,最後被驚爆醜聞傳開,於是「約吃燒肉」一詞曾蔚為風潮(還有「你的XX很有什麼暗示」也出自同一風波(##799Please respect copyright.PENANApZBWyw550b
--是說我這樣惡搞劍三時事梗吐槽不會被仇殺懸賞吧?(抖(#--799Please respect copyright.PENANAHH5lkeJZdB
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※註1:千島湖的公共任務:幫溫泉仕女撿回被亂丟在溫泉裡的毛巾,若期限內未離開溫泉會被燙死,故系統頻道常大量跳出「XXX在千島湖被滾燙的溫泉殘忍地殺害」的通知。799Please respect copyright.PENANAUltUTlv6mI
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【下篇預告】《老爹老媽也有八?》探聽泰哥爹娘的過往,風波將起。三千字左右,預計星期六發佈。799Please respect copyright.PENANA3yTfklahEO
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