廉頗是趙國一位優秀的愛國將領,曾率趙軍打敗齊軍,名聞諸侯。藺相如則是趙國一位名不見經傳的———刀客。48Please respect copyright.PENANAIK3qcP8gk4
趙國的趙王喜歡收藏,聽說楚國有塊兒奇石。趙王用重金買下楚國那塊圓圓的、光光的、滑滑的,還能在夜晚發光的奇石。據說,這塊奇石是一個姓和的人發現的,所以稱之為——和氏璧。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4HyTHg4bdm
和氏璧這事秦王也聽到了。秦王也喜歡收藏,便派人見趙王,說:原拿十五座城交換奇石。48Please respect copyright.PENANApdGAENog2B
「15座城交換?少了點吧?」趙王說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWrWNF8SJXR
「老大,我看不少了。不交換的話,秦國會攻趙,我害怕秦軍啊!」廉頗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3Gx8bqeHA
「諸位,奇石給秦,怕秦不給15座城;奇石不給秦,又怕秦軍攻趙。這可怎麽辦啊?」趙王說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAoo5aWOFeh4
「這個……這個……」群臣議論又議論。48Please respect copyright.PENANARKLYWmRmY7
「大王,要不~~~~~~奇石白給秦王算了。」廉頗555555的痛哭。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1LjPCaDhfF
「咳,這事讓我擺平吧!」 藺相如說道。48Please respect copyright.PENANATwLZx2qcBu
「你……你只是個刀客。」48Please respect copyright.PENANADlaXWB3G5J
「一人之辯強於百萬之師,三寸之舌重於九鼎之寶。刀客,只是我的表面,我的內面則是一個充滿無數智慧的——說客。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA8p2vHEYosO
「好!讓你出使秦國,期盼你用這塊奇石成功和秦交換。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAixo4IUp0Fv
藺相如至秦見到秦王,一亮奇石……48Please respect copyright.PENANAuvmTh9iKbN
「哇!恐龍蛋!」秦王驚呼、歡呼著抱在懷裏。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzyOTOCAseJ
「恐龍蛋?」群臣默默有語。48Please respect copyright.PENANAgr153F7mXk
藺相如心想:「管他什麽球蛋呢,只要這次交易成交就OK!」。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjA0TqBaWEB
「寶貝啊,寶貝!」秦王抱著奇石讓大臣和老婆們看了又看,看了又看……根本不提15座城交換的事。48Please respect copyright.PENANAbwKFImrUku
「嗖——!」藺相如向奇石發出一件暗器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAB8Jdb9Q92p
「秦王,這塊奇石上有個黑點。」藺相如說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGoTUPleK2E
「黑點?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAur2UmDNWsq
「我指給你看。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAM23zVt3nXE
相如趁機一把搶回奇石,高高舉過頭頂……48Please respect copyright.PENANAlYBz8AEHTr
「老兄,你這是做什麽?」秦王問。48Please respect copyright.PENANAyRcfnM9yr6
「十五座城你還換不換?不換我就摔了奇石!」 藺相如。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfkiFv74vei
「換換換換換換,別傷害我的寶貝!」秦王下令,畫出15座城的版圖歸屬趙國。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdlL5VqtqkA
藺相如要走,秦王攔住他,問道:「這恐龍蛋哪有黑點兒?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAbp5ckfeVLG
「黑點是我的暗器,我已經替你擦掉。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAg9yo1nFU1l
「你的暗器是……?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAZild6CVpMC
「鼻屎。」48Please respect copyright.PENANA3AWslftM9x
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秦趙兩國和平交換,雙方都感覺物有所值,秦王邀趙王在聖池共浴。趙王很久沒洗澡了,爽快的答應了秦王的邀請。48Please respect copyright.PENANAcdWEXeRzvH
秦王、趙王來到聖池。48Please respect copyright.PENANANAPlhy7ZLY
「噗通」一聲,秦王脫光了第一個下水。48Please respect copyright.PENANABSpeRi6Xru
「噗通」也一聲,趙王也入水中。48Please respect copyright.PENANArngWRxyaYP
「老趙,你幫我搓搓背。」趙王給秦王搓了幾搓。48Please respect copyright.PENANAlsRHKB0lG4
秦王的史官叫寫到:X年X月X日,趙王為秦王搓背。48Please respect copyright.PENANATWyggEgZ7G
「老秦,你幫我挫挫腳。」趙王說道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAx4ptUPOW4c
「啊!什麽?你讓我搓腳?!」秦王大怒。48Please respect copyright.PENANAnDi5MkHN9a
此刻,藺相如悄悄潛入水中,遊近秦王,「哢」的一聲,抓住秦王的老二。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtaivxU4zL7
「你到底搓不搓腳?」藺相如問道。48Please respect copyright.PENANApfpYmAMHG3
「搓!搓!搓!~~~~~~輕點抓啊!」秦王的老二被藺相如抓著,為趙王搓腳。48Please respect copyright.PENANAoEAIRgXxkx
趙的史官叫寫道:X年X月X日,秦王為趙王搓腳。
奇石交換,聖池共浴,藺相如的官職連生X級。他這麽已升,和廉頗的官職大小高低一樣了。48Please respect copyright.PENANADPQJwHEamn
「Tmd!藺相如靠扔鼻屎和抓別人老二升官,怎麽能和我官職相同?見到他,我一定扁他!」廉頗。48Please respect copyright.PENANAEP6blEYJDP
這一天,廉頗恰遇藺相如,兩人都駕駛的馬車。廉頗加快車速,準備把藺相如的馬車撞翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAhrZlVDsqKM
兩車眼見就要撞上,「忽地」廉頗的馬車突然改了方向,藺相如開著馬車跑了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAA8njJKZZ7b
廉頗以往扁人一撞就撞倒對方了,這次怎麽突然急轉而失撞?48Please respect copyright.PENANAXtud7lgMs7
廉頗對自己的馬車進行了嚴肅認證的檢驗,個個零件、部件都結結實實的,沒什麽出毛病的地方。機會還多著呢,走著瞧,早晚讓他人仰馬翻。48Please respect copyright.PENANAL3ec5JTMrY
第二次撞,又失撞。第三次撞,又失撞。第四次撞,又…………48Please respect copyright.PENANAThX1ZcGRNK
廉頗沒辦法了,555555的痛哭。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1Clo3cC2JM
「將軍,你去親自問問藺相如吧?」一個參將說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQMKJM5p4GX
「好吧!為增加我的扁人經驗,我去問問。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJluilcEzEc
這一天,廉頗脫下上衣,身後背上無數根長長的金條,來到藺相如門前。48Please respect copyright.PENANASMth1qd5mc
「愚笨之人不知我的馬車怎麽撞不上你的馬車。請告訴我,我身背的金條全部歸你!」廉頗說。48Please respect copyright.PENANAn3q1eWXa72
「唉——!」藺相如一聲長嘆,說:「你靠撞車扁人,也的學點科學啊。」48Please respect copyright.PENANAgUUvjREMYX
「科學?」廉頗問。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvfi8Rn9Sfm
「磁石你知道嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAgW5Y4qdXW0
「磁石?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAolxckFUobv
「磁石同性相斥,異性相吸。你的馬車下被我掛了塊磁石,是雄性的;我的馬車下也掛了一塊磁石,也是雄性的。你怎麽能接近我撞我啊?」48Please respect copyright.PENANAukQkW254tr
「噢~~~~~~」廉頗點頭。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4pJ4zNWf0
「從現在起,我投戎從筆,我去學科學了!」廉頗說完要走。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqJNDwBabBf
「金條!金條!」藺相如叫道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAisODCfhCoR
「拿去吧!」廉頗後背的無數根金條全給了藺相如。好讓人羨慕啊!48Please respect copyright.PENANArxnSXgp5Az
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