架小巴俾佢地拍到又搖又震，車身玻璃就嚟裂咁滯，再咁落去我地三個棧攬住一齊死。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0YI0Xy9pw
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或者我唔應該再稱呼佢做「大波妹」，畢竟佢依家已經變咗一個佬。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteG95AmJXm
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「但我唔明喎。」恤衫男仲係一頭霧水。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVsWflbt6K
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大波妹無解釋，只係舉起恤衫男隻手，聞一聞佢胳肋底：「有無搞錯呀！男人老狗一啲汗味都無嘅！」151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZePPIGWJNt
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隨即佢舉高埋自己隻手，聞咗吓自己嘅胳肋底：「哈！呢浸味就夠掯啦！」（掯：kang3）151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGpaZyPjuZ
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我心中嘅對策就係用臭味遮蓋人肉嗰浸香味，話唔定咁樣可以趕走班喪屍。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9neYSh11u
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「嘭唥！」右邊一排窗亦已全部碎裂，兼有喪屍嘗試緊爬入嚟。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjr2gUgbks
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「事不宜遲，趁我地啲汗未乾，身上成浸汗臭，一於就用浸臭汗攻死佢地！」我拉高手袖，準備出招。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXzvr18n90
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「好！我地兩個負責左邊！你就右邊！」大波妹同恤衫男一齊高舉雙手，行到左邊窗邊，散發陣陣汗臭味。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDrqpDdhjG
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而我就行到右邊窗口位散播臭氣。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b4Xlz5d5H
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「掂呀喂！啲喪屍真係俾啲味臭親！」大波妹一隊個胳肋底埋去，啲喪屍就即刻縮。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL9NRgfOBK
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之後佢雙管齊下，大啖大啖咁呼氣，用埋把口嗰浸口臭味攻走啲喪屍。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIjD2X8DTo
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左邊車窗嗰邊啲喪屍的確開始散去，不過我呢邊啲喪屍仲係唔肯走。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96afb08xAC
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好明顯係我身上陣汗臭味唔夠勁，我再噴埋啲口氣出嚟，但都係無乜作用。151Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbcRdTeZ7g
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