世界咁大,唔係任何事都可以得到解決,例如貧富懸殊呀、全球暖化呀,依啲大問題就搞左咁多年都未搞得掂,至於細既問題,例如我銀包入面既銀紙數量亦係其一。326Please respect copyright.PENANAOx3wBw2Gbg
但係對於我兩條女黎講,我「窮」依件事似乎永遠都唔會係問題。對佢地黎講,幾時插到我屎忽先係個需要解決既問題。326Please respect copyright.PENANAeHaBwM4DTU
「未解決!」例如有次,我地因為一啲小事嘈起上黎,後黎我覺得好無謂唔想嘈,所以求其道個歉咁想快手解決。點知,Z 一句極似巴士阿叔既「未解決」令我如意算盤打唔撚響。326Please respect copyright.PENANAus6mx51XHK
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「你食左我個杯麵仲咁囂張!」佢好嬲咁指住已經連湯都無既杯麵杯,表示:「我幾時話道歉就可以解決?」326Please respect copyright.PENANAMLhI6T4n5D
「咁買過杯比妳囉。」我有啲攰咁回應佢,繼續試圖結束話題:「解決左?解決左。」326Please respect copyright.PENANASHbOLafrvK
「未解決!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAYP7AAoVaSs
「老婆⋯⋯」到底點解佢咁好氣⋯⋯326Please respect copyright.PENANAbIG73StCS5
「至少解決條件要由我定啦下話?」Z 理所當然咁表示:「你食左我個限量版杯麵,有咩可能咁輕易放過你喎!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAXXk2Hcljy3
「好喇,咁妳想點呀?」快啲完啦屌。326Please respect copyright.PENANAcgOVW3ltMn
佢嘴角向上翹起,我有不祥既預感。「咁我要用你食過既筷子上你──」326Please respect copyright.PENANAvX1hyl3RO5
「妳都癡癡地!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAY7ht1Kq8OX
「嗄!你食左我個限量版杯麵喎!」326Please respect copyright.PENANATxs4uZOGpH
「唔會得囉!妳無其他方法我當解決左架喇!」326Please respect copyright.PENANA1ugjHpLGjX
「未解決呀屌你!」326Please respect copyright.PENANAVefiIvJq2w
就係咁,我地果次又嘈多左成個鐘,而我到依家都唔明,到底點解佢可以咁好氣⋯⋯326Please respect copyright.PENANAtTZcF2p17L