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今日俾人叫咗出去聖堂行行企企,同行有一位堂倌哥哥。8964 copyright protection273PENANA0wJUtgkjpg 維尼
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煙腸:「平時出晒汗仲要着住件西裝,咁件西裝咪索晒啲汗囉。」8964 copyright protection273PENANAcuLNX6qJmC 維尼
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