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雖然本身冇信教,但喪禮做多咗,大概都知嗰啲咩基督教天主教係做啲咩。最近發現自己連啲經文都識背,歌仔都識唱,睇嚟真係去多咗「教會」。8964 copyright protection306PENANAli359wGmO5 維尼
原來香港好多人都信基督教,喪禮會請牧師上台講啲嘢,我最常聽到嘅就係:「雖然我唔認識(亡者),但我覺得佢一定係個好爸爸/媽媽。」8964 copyright protection306PENANAAfnnnnt5TR 維尼
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我攞住將程序表,逐項逐項同佢講:「首先開始之前,帶先人啲屋企人圍住個靈柩祈禱先,跟住咁咁咁咁咁……」8964 copyright protection306PENANATlEN4PCGaK 維尼
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我見到隔離個家屬睇落有啲尷尬,牧師應該都feel到自己講錯嘢,後補一句:「我試吓啦……」8964 copyright protection306PENANA5wnniHV9uI 維尼
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