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「因為你超像吸血鬼的!屁股球球王!」當天晚上,德基在宿舍學桃樂絲蠻橫的樣子給梅因和大葆士看。 169Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ATPnzL1c
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「有像有像!」梅因點頭:「但我還是要給你一個忠告:你再學下去會被噬魂魔收走喔!刺蝟最近在招喚阿拉丁噬魂魔。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAz3kWjNXafZ
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「不對,是『阿克拉噬魂魔』,梅因,請你跟我唸一次。」大葆士糾正:「祂是傳說中遊走在『前地』第一大冰幕的惡魔,又被稱為『北卡喀喀』的魔鬼。傳說祂會襲擊遇到山難的旅人,將他們的皮剝下來穿在身上。」169Please respect copyright.PENANA41VOkGHE8l
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「我才不要唸咧!小不點你是嫌我要背的東西還不夠多嗎?」梅因單手按住大葆士頭頂,隨後像發現什麼,雙眼發亮。169Please respect copyright.PENANAx581ZoZHFR
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「欸我好像可以把他連人帶頭提起來耶!用單手!」梅因說罷就想實驗,但被大葆士掙脫。後者小跑步到門口前,雙手叉腰不滿地看著梅因。169Please respect copyright.PENANAjJ5K9Wz72o
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「從現在開始禁止梅因把我當健身器材使用!每違規一次德基就要給我一個漢堡──」大葆士話還沒說完,便被突然打開的房門掃到牆邊。169Please respect copyright.PENANA8cCzdtK0xR
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「不要站在門口罵人,你們的聲音大到外面都聽得到。」香濃提著紙袋進來,邊關門邊拉起黏在牆上不動的大葆士:「你有沒有怎樣?」169Please respect copyright.PENANA1kyEELuKF2
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「他不會怎樣啦!超耐打的他!」德基興沖沖地搶過香濃手中的紙袋。原本以為是吃的,結果是四本《木樁之夜》劇本和原作畫本。169Please respect copyright.PENANArT1LzPN6qn
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「少擺那種表情!不然你們以為我去威斯坦的辦公室幹嘛?」香濃扔掉外套,一個翻身趴臥在床上開始算塔羅牌:「一群爛傢伙,盡是搞些爛活動,害我都不能好好休息。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAWT6hEdLrV8
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508 號宿舍的成員們手拿《木樁之夜》劇本,趴在桌前研究。169Please respect copyright.PENANAQvqtf2fJer
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「吸血鬼獵人『伊蘭』在進入『木樁屋』前,先是輕鬆解決徘徊在屋外的木乃伊,接著在鐘聲響完後推開厚重的大門──」德基憤恨地扔下書:「什麼叫『輕鬆』解決?木乃伊是能輕鬆解決的嗎!」169Please respect copyright.PENANArci8M7I4nB
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「能的,德基你看這張插圖。」梅因把原作畫本遞給德基看:「看到地上這一團繃帶嗎?作者懶得畫你,所以用一團繃帶表示你被解決了。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAWomdpSLeWy
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「我要寫信給作者,讓他增加木乃伊的戲分!」德基搶走梅因的書,扔到地上:「糞作啦!」169Please respect copyright.PENANA3Z5C3eDEtl
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「打擾一下各位,你們能不能幫我找油燈老人出現在原作的哪一段?」大葆士拿著寫滿重點的筆記和書本來到德基和梅因中間:「我怎麼找都找不到。如果你們也找不到,那我等會就要去借教官室的電話打給作者。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAiuMNcXwGUY
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「哼,不用找了啦,根本沒這個角色!」香濃躺在床上,事不關己地擦拭他的水晶球:「爛貨查斯改編的爛劇本,所有角色他說的算!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAzBTSqwjDjz
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「媽蛋死查斯!故意讓我們演醜到爆的壞人,就只有刺蝟的角色是帥的!」德基搶過大葆士的書,翻到有精美插圖的一頁舉給香濃看:「看到了沒!『冰冷俊美的鬼王披著紅色斗篷,輕盈地從三樓跳下來──』」169Please respect copyright.PENANA9VUxUfjCSC
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「冰你老妹蜥蜴乾!以為我想演喔!」香濃重重舉起水晶球,然後又輕輕放下。把水晶球擺好後拿著外套離開房間。169Please respect copyright.PENANAwdEJ7EqRaT
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「差點以為他要用水晶球丟你耶。」梅因拍拍德基:「他上次就是這樣把壞蛋砸暈的。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAv0vKwHYN7X
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「去他的地獄妹鴿!」德基不爽地來到香濃床邊,弄亂他的棉被:「死刺蝟兇什麼兇!我也只是說說而已!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAC13Dvn7TLy
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「我好像知道香濃在不爽什麼。」梅因撿起地上的書本:「聖汝德姊姊下個月好像有休假。香濃下課的時候跑去教官室打電話問她能不能來看劇,應該是被拒絕了因為他掛電話的時候臉超臭的。」169Please respect copyright.PENANA3zXNUqD2vY
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「……為什麼你會知道?」德基挑眉,梅因聳肩。169Please respect copyright.PENANA8RpriaGXon
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「我那時在教官室,他沒看到我。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAvLYjqyq6aD
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「你去教官室幹嘛?」德基追問,梅因白了他一眼。169Please respect copyright.PENANAgvIPMHHvS0
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「我幹嘛告訴你?你是我老媽嗎?」169Please respect copyright.PENANAoqXXc5fqLH
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距離話劇演出還有兩個禮拜,今天笛羅特班借了大禮堂進行第一次排演。169Please respect copyright.PENANADXPcCv6CK5
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(第一幕 獵人與他的正義夥伴準備進入木樁屋)169Please respect copyright.PENANAyZbl4erSQj
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「伊蘭!聽說木樁屋很危險!我們不能進去!」由桃樂絲扮演的王爵之女同時也是吸血鬼獵人「伊蘭」的夥伴對著查斯叫道:「不要被這個老爺爺給騙了!」說罷,手比向大葆士。169Please respect copyright.PENANASVx0DCZY8K
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只見戴著棉花假鬍的大葆士駝著背,手拿一盞油燈 hehe 怪笑,站在一旁看的德基三人忍不住地噴笑出來!169Please respect copyright.PENANAOBk21Cdvv3
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「這隻到底是什麼怪東西!變種花園小精靈嗎!」德基笑到趴倒在地,香濃和梅因則是紛紛撫著肚子,笑歪了臉!169Please respect copyright.PENANAXh9mPe4Xd5
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「喂你們到底是不是同伍的啊?全班就你們笑得最開心!」桃樂絲無奈地喊暫停:「不要每次他出場就笑成這樣!根本妨礙大家排演!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAL0WruPPzsZ
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「抱歉啦、好的好的。」梅因代其他兩人道歉。大葆士站在查斯旁邊看著他們,德基三人也回看他。169Please respect copyright.PENANAO7SKbBwp7M
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「……噗!」三人又噴笑出來,直到坐在鐵椅上的班導生氣地站起來,三人這才連忙摀嘴忍笑。169Please respect copyright.PENANARDbGOwKMqr
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(第二幕 小嘍囉怪物大混戰)169Please respect copyright.PENANAQyrAIkUM2g
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「死吧!」查斯飾演的「伊蘭」用掃把柄砍向「木乃伊」德基的背:「廢物。」169Please respect copyright.PENANArD85q1Qmmk
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「你說什麼?有這句台詞嗎!」德基倒在地上,兇狠地轉頭瞪查斯:「死傢伙!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAg3EkmC5cJB
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「卡!卡卡卡!木乃伊你給我閉嘴!」桃樂絲跳出來:「你們能不能好好地排演?就剩兩個禮拜了,到時戰神殿的長官和其他民眾也會來看,你們不要丟了我們笛羅特班的臉!」169Please respect copyright.PENANAkvoRcjQYRZ
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「噗,這其實沒什麼好丟臉的,畢竟我們又不是演員,演不好又沒差。」倒在地上的「科學怪人」梅因悄聲笑道:「你說是吧?小不點爺爺。」他看向倒在一旁,同樣被殺死的大葆士。169Please respect copyright.PENANAohiV2egAHU
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「我覺得查斯的改編有點殘忍。」大葆士小聲道:「用不著把老爺爺也殺死,他是人又不是怪物,他只是誤入歧途而已。」169Please respect copyright.PENANAcGW7bHjzKe
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「那邊的屍體可以閉嘴嗎!你們懂不懂什麼叫屍體啊?」桃樂絲接近崩潰的怒吼:「天啊老師!我們可以拒絕讓 508 伍演出嗎?」169Please respect copyright.PENANAK6qoC4LPAh
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「如果表現一直很差甚至妨礙他人,那確實可以。」威斯坦推了推眼鏡:「英雄話劇是培訓軍校的傳統表演,把它當兒戲看待的人沒資格參與演出。」169Please respect copyright.PENANATOzj9sPxvM
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「我非常認同老師。」蹲在高台上,披著紅色外套的「吸血鬼王」香濃舉手附議:「我自願退出。」 169Please respect copyright.PENANAGaMQvAGarb
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「不行!」桃樂絲這下又有意見:「其他三個人可以退,但是你不行!」169Please respect copyright.PENANA14d8bGpmCK
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「為什麼我不行?」香濃狠瞪她。169Please respect copyright.PENANA5jMdwKb4kp
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