「依家嘢我有經驗呀。」1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM62TDotIL
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另一位男同學蘿蔔就用開交友app食女，係咁教我攻略。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnZoGE2qbT
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「男仔同女仔玩唔同架，你聽佢兩個講就死得啦，真咩正吖，揀張靚仔相好過！」1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiMHAuPwLn
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佢搶咗我手機好雀躍咁幫手。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL4EGIyc1v
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「有無肌肉相？」無。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI7IvSuXML
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「有無動物相？」上次喺屋企拍死嗰隻曱甴。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgrNkr12CP
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「有無靚車相？」放滿零食嘅百佳手推車⋯⋯1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy3nDfRknL
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「名牌呢？」蘋果囉⋯⋯1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJgLFkxiMJ
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「得喇，你放棄啦。」1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fzYAkblhQ
蘿蔔係個典型高大有錢靚仔，同我依啲外貌普通嘅人差天共地，佢嘅嘢唔可以作準。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKNMPJHYyF
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「你聽佢噏啦，如果你唔係鍾意操肌，唔係真心鍾意動物，就算被你吸引到女仔，你都要扮一個假人，就算拍到拖你都唔會開心囉。」老銅成功代表Sami叫我做返自己就得。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG1p0PtYUd
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「依個世界咩都係講包裝架，你唔係女呀，你求其有塊閪就日日幾十個人like你，幾時見過腸仔值錢過鮑魚架？你做返自己就等乞米啦。」1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTi7wvGsRXO
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可能我有啲好勝心，被蘿蔔睇死有啲唔甘心。佢係覺得我做自己溝唔到女，我就做自己溝女比佢睇！1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOUroao3Xh
T仔可以話係交友app始祖，最多人用所以中嘅機會率大。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1yChi2WSF
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當然依啲係官方描述，實際玩落就唔係嗰回事啦。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPkj7mK4J4
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我放好自己嘅相，一啲有氣氛嘅風景相，之後就到自我介紹。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhHyJKUHhY
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其實唔寫都得，但好似畀人了解吓我好啲。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvpwEquYrT
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不過作為典型山羊座向來好抗拒幫自己宣傳嗰啲嘢，都有啲考起我。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiKZcamKrd
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嗯⋯⋯不如寫吓我對伴侶嘅要求？1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUg9oWMBKT
我發覺自己對戇鳩妹係完全無抵抗力，特別係對啲成日笑，搞鬼得戚嘅女仔情有獨鍾。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC89WpEml1z
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依個戇鳩唔係眨意，反而係可愛嘅一種。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacrVdveZAk
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最緊要係聽得明我講啲無聊笑話。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY77cZeMct
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講真吖，拍拖拍得耐咩都講晒啦，我會覺得起完家底，講完工作同日常生活之後，最緊要係可以周街見到乜都講吓鳩嘢，咁先唔會悶架嘛。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZBDGJGP6C
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唔好睇小戇鳩，要聽得明啲笑話都要個腦轉得夠快先得。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKz5vQfDTb
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有時自我介紹其實都有助了解吓自己，諗返⋯⋯原來晴晴係唔戇鳩，亦好少聽得明我啲笑話。1515Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvfyoDQF2c
