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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1114Please respect copyright.PENANAyiGq1BPNXR
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1114Please respect copyright.PENANAN39KtLQo14
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1114Please respect copyright.PENANAomvRhrknbZ
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1114Please respect copyright.PENANA5yJGp8ng3g
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1114Please respect copyright.PENANALxvGDZix2y
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1114Please respect copyright.PENANAhP8c1sNYMl
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1114Please respect copyright.PENANAnoMBWIkRUc
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