唔知係咪我嘅錯覺,但當翠欣講呢番說話嘅時候,我全身突然feel到一股寒意,令我不由自主咁坐開少少。441Please respect copyright.PENANAqA57uCcmBL
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「我見佢周圍同人打招呼,咪信佢真係響度做過囉。點知原來佢只係唔怕面懵,周圍同人打招呼扮熟嚟呃我!」441Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ0dB4QkYy
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雖然係好衰,但聽到翠欣咁講我忍唔住笑咗。今次佢唔扁嘴啦,直接用拳頭打咗我手臂一下。441Please respect copyright.PENANAyKzbrwWHqe
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「邊有人會做d咁嘅嘢㗎!」我彷彿見到昭煌同個清潔姨姨扮熟嘅情景,笑到標眼淚。441Please respect copyright.PENANAISeSFM8xwl
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「咪係囉。」翠欣首次露出可愛嘅笑容,「我唔係d未拍過拖嘅女仔,以前中學嗰陣都試過有男朋友,但係阿健——」441Please respect copyright.PENANAOWclWpTF5p
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「你仲叫佢阿健?」441Please respect copyright.PENANAPnsa2DNkPd
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「....昭煌佢有事業心、有諗法,講嘢幽默得嚟又識得響適當時候俾意見我。佢嗰種穩重、細心、同埋令人安心嘅感覺,響其他男仔身上根本俾唔到我。」441Please respect copyright.PENANA4gjKHczrKf
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「哇,你咁講,踩低曬好多巴打喎。」441Please respect copyright.PENANARxkxIrvtOG
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「討論區班人,平時響度踩人、認叻就得,出到嚟.......算罷啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAJyAvd8uq9D
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我相信,翠欣所講嘅「唔掂」應該係包括埋我在內,但聽到呢度,我不期然咁諗,無論係真又好、假又好,昭煌悉心營造出嚟嘅假象,全部都係對準咗班女仔想要乜然後對症下藥。當然,佢好清楚自己擅長乜嘢、識d乜嘢,所以佢一直不斷擴大自己個魚塘,等更多魚游埋自己身邊,然後揀最適合嘅嚟落手。441Please respect copyright.PENANAMdgkI8iZG1
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面對小倩,昭煌知道對方想去日本學烹飪,所以佢就飾演一個移民咗去日本、事業有成嘅男人。面對做見習護士嘅翠欣,佢就化身同行嘅前輩,無微不至咁指導、安慰對方。441Please respect copyright.PENANADcFRHVN04J
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其實,呢d招式全部都係所謂約會專家、溝女達人講嘅嘢嚟。只不過公式擺咗響度,騙子都成功食女無數,但作爲一名毒撚,我依然係做唔到咁有策略性嘅女性攻略。441Please respect copyright.PENANAKwDVPiQrRD
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「做咩呀,想學昭煌食女呀?」翠欣好似睇穿咗我諗乜咁,故意挨埋嚟。441Please respect copyright.PENANAY0DBlzeEJx
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「係呀,想食你呀。」我面不紅氣不喘,半認真咁答佢。441Please respect copyright.PENANAFGh3iuXmol
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「你敢!我話俾波利聽㗎!」441Please respect copyright.PENANAdDIQT7WNwY
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「你咪話囉,波利又唔係我女朋友。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAxc1SJ9UdDj
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翠欣聽到我咁講,略略呆咗兩秒,然後急急轉換話題。441Please respect copyright.PENANAGhXErhKPME
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「昭煌話佢都係做護士嘅,好明白返shift幾攰、幾辛苦,所以佢有一排成日就我時間約我食飯,仲試過特登親自下廚整飯盒俾我。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAmQFVXSNINA
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飯盒攻勢,我以爲係對男人先有效,原來對女人都work喎。441Please respect copyright.PENANAuUKaJwH9Rs
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所謂有心人裝無心人,昭煌呢個「前輩」嘅照顧同曖昧嘅氣氛令翠欣慢慢習慣咗身邊有個「完美對象」,但佢最高明嘅係,佢從來都唔會刻意打破兩人之間嘅曖昧關係。441Please respect copyright.PENANAUxKxn9ODvn
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「佢有時會因爲『當值』同『瞓覺』突然失蹤一兩日,咁我自己都係做呢行嘅,無理由唔體諒佢㗎嘛。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAgLlyil6dEY
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我聽到呢度拍一下大腿,唔怪之得條友揀護士呢個假身份啦,可以攞正牌玩失蹤,不愧係時間管理大師!441Please respect copyright.PENANAr4LYicwYgC
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「我點估到佢咁衰用呢個假身份嚟呃住我,原來外面仲有好多個女人!」441Please respect copyright.PENANAzKsKZsv4WT
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好多個?441Please respect copyright.PENANAIYG7611F74
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「嗯....」翠欣又一次雙眼泛起淚光。441Please respect copyright.PENANAwwCPn2fLkr
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我望住翠欣,嘆咗口氣,睇住佢不斷流眼淚但唔知可以講d咩嚟安慰佢。441Please respect copyright.PENANA6EnBLhv3ri
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所有毒撚都知,響曖昧同拍拖之間,永遠都有條跨越唔到嘅鴻溝。就算你做盡天下間最sweet嘅嘢,對方始終同你差嗰一步。即使我訪問咗所有俾昭煌呃過嘅女仔,我最多都只係知佢用咗咩手段令人對佢有feel,但我始終解釋唔到,點解d女仔肯爲一個其貌不揚,甚至係體格、品德、性格都唔合格嘅男人動情,甚至係願意爲佢付出一切。441Please respect copyright.PENANAz3zewlxvrn
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「我唔知....我都唔知點解會咁鍾意佢!」441Please respect copyright.PENANANR3JoE3a2P
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翠欣壓抑住自己歇斯底里嘅情緒,過咗幾秒眼淚終於不受控咁湧出嚟,大滴大滴咁掉落大腿。佢冇大嗌,甚至只係用力捂住自己個嘴,唔俾自己嘅聲音泄漏出去,全身不斷係咁震,呼吸急促到好似喘緊氣咁。441Please respect copyright.PENANA1KcYPINA1E
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我從來未見過一個女人喊成咁,連想遞張紙巾俾佢嘅手都僵咗響半空。嗰一刻,我知道無論講咩、做咩都幫唔到,仲可能搞到場面更加尷尬。我唯有望住佢,感受住翠欣全身散發出嚟嘅無助同痛苦,腦入面一片空白,等風暴慢慢過去。441Please respect copyright.PENANAG9k8tDyMQV
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「唔...唔好意思.....」441Please respect copyright.PENANARsgZYWE92w
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翠欣逐漸平靜落嚟,終於接過我遞過去嘅紙巾。佢抹咗抹d眼淚,然後慢慢開口,講出一d佢從未同任何人提過嘅事。441Please respect copyright.PENANAN0pBlllvuR
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「其實佢年紀大我咁多,我仲成日叫佢做飛爺,真係唔明點解會同佢一齊。」翠欣苦笑一聲,深深吸咗口氣,「有一排,我哋隔幾日就見一次,無論係同佢食飯,抑或響醫院附近行吓,都有講有笑,嗰陣真係好開心、好自在。然後我返夜更嘅時候,佢會陪我傾WhatsApp,醫院發生咩事唔開心,佢又可以俾到意見我。我知道自己開始有d鍾意佢,但係佢從來都唔肯講話自己係咪鍾意我。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAIm74bsUIHe
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然後,有一晚,昭煌突然問咗翠欣一個問題。441Please respect copyright.PENANAaQlov4nKes
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「你有無興趣一齊上廣州玩呀?」441Please respect copyright.PENANAnRQQRWxsrK
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最初,翠欣對昭煌嘅建議都有少少抗拒,但昭煌一步步send d景點相、美食相俾佢睇,又同佢講話好熟廣州,可以帶佢食好嘢。慢慢,翠欣就由抗拒變成不自覺咁幻想同昭煌去旅行。441Please respect copyright.PENANA3CqCJRicMY
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「放心啦,我帶你去玩,包你好食好住。」經過幾個月嘅相處,再加上昭煌拍曬心口寫包單,翠欣終於瞞住屋企人,第一次同男人單獨去旅行。441Please respect copyright.PENANAW7S7FAAUiA
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俗語話:「女人係唔理性嘅動物」441Please respect copyright.PENANAJn8Mn4Wd03
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昭煌花咗幾個月嘅悉心鋪排,終於令翠欣呢個自以爲都有d戀愛經驗嘅妹豬失去咗方寸。結果響佢哋出發上廣州之前,翠欣就已經不斷響度幻想呢次旅行會發生d咩。441Please respect copyright.PENANAOMK7eghuiG
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「如果只係當佢普通朋友嘅話,我諗我未必會答應佢上廣州。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAnnziJmi02W
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「不過你嗰陣已經鍾意咗佢,自然又係另一回事啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAC4n24H5JSZ
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換言之,昭煌唔單只鋪排好曬所有嘢先嚟約翠欣,甚至係用呢個問題去check呢個妹豬究竟食得未。441Please respect copyright.PENANAzPKmi1fyC3
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「嗰朝我哋搭直通車上廣州,佢帶我去咗好多地方,全日都玩得好開心。平時我最驚同人逼嘅,但嗰次我竟然肯同佢逼廣州嘅地鐵,仲去咗黃沙水產市場食扇貝。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAC4NlakxYAJ
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離開香港之後,翠欣響陌生嘅城市變得更加依賴昭煌,終於昭煌響繁忙嘅廣州街頭,成功拖住翠欣隻手。441Please respect copyright.PENANAvjIzMoaB9a
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「嗰刻,我有少少錯愕,但我只係記得佢好用力咁拖住我過馬路,連自己響邊都唔知。」翠欣低頭笑一笑,似乎仲回味緊當日發生嘅點滴。或者,對一個女人嚟講,最重要嘅唔係個男人響最後係咪呃佢,而係當佢動心嘅嗰刻,個男人係咪真心愛佢。441Please respect copyright.PENANAugi8KfU1EY
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呢個,可能就係女人成日講嘅「Timing」。441Please respect copyright.PENANAQ51g7FVhK6
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「其實我都唔知行咗幾耐,總之行吓行吓,我哋就返到酒店,望吓個鐘已經夜晚十點半,所以當我知道同佢同房嗰陣,我真係嚇咗一跳。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAVaM3xD59kF
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聽到呢度,相信好多人都會同我一樣咁諗,今次翠欣真係送羊入虎口啦。點知,翠欣話嗰晚昭煌只係拖住佢隻手,兩個人攤響度傾到瞓着,竟然乜嘢都冇發生過!441Please respect copyright.PENANAxJWJP2GikH
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「唔係呀嘛?林昭煌喎!條友咁辛苦約你上廣州,竟然淨係瞓響度同你傾計!?」441Please respect copyright.PENANAg4XFaLsknF
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「乜你好想聽我俾佢呃上床嘅嘢咩?」翠欣有少少唔高興咁望住我。441Please respect copyright.PENANAA7nA4yieeE
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老實講,我真係唔識點答佢。翠欣個樣唔差,戴住副眼鏡,頭髮長長、眼大大,完全就係典型嘅鄰家女孩。雖然未至於令我沈船,但佢嘅外形確實係令我有好感。之前爲咗寫劇本,我仲有信心可以保持專業,但而家我已經同阿仁講咗唔會再寫落去....441Please respect copyright.PENANA9kuKQ925E3
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就響我猶豫緊嘅時候,翠欣忽然開口:「所以你只係一個普通嘅鹹濕佬囉。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAeMJgKzWhmU
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「唔明。」我雙手一攤,乾脆等佢解釋。441Please respect copyright.PENANAS5LuGblVso
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翠欣白咗我一眼,然後話:「女仔嘅直覺好準,你哋d鹹濕佬諗咩,一望就知啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAn0YyY7Txzh
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連登仔成日話「有食唔食,罪大惡極」,但昭煌嘅耐性反而成爲咗攻略翠欣嘅最大關鍵。441Please respect copyright.PENANAX7FQB39uJw
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「佢好有風度,講嘅、做嘅,全部都係爲咗博取個女仔嘅信任。」441Please respect copyright.PENANA5grIT5ksb6
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如果話「信佢一成,雙目失明」,咁翠欣信佢十成,結果當然就乜都冇剩啦。441Please respect copyright.PENANAEFJ4JFTA8z
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去完廣州之後,翠欣幾乎無時無刻都同昭煌傾WhatsApp,就算俾醫院其他同事投訴,翠欣都只係覺得人哋針對自己。就連最初介紹佢睇昭煌嘅小說嗰位師姐Maggie都忍唔住出聲話佢。441Please respect copyright.PENANA4I37sk1jWR
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「做咩啫,send吓message之嘛,洗唔洗咁呀?」441Please respect copyright.PENANAfBBPN1wBmU
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翠欣一臉不滿咁坐響醫院canteen,旁邊嘅Maggie見佢起曬弶,嘆一口氣,「你實習㗎咋,而家就嚟考試,無謂因爲個非飛人影響自己啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAyvgHr6umSK
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「人哋有名叫林柏健㗎。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAnglQViaziO
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「之前你仲叫緊佢『飛爺』,而家改口叫阿健,即係做埋人哋條女啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAI2oW4auiwL
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「黐線啦,同佢傾計之嘛,邊有做佢條女啫....」441Please respect copyright.PENANAAPruVu8m35
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「總之,非飛人呢排響討論區好多是非,我勸你唔好黐埋條友度啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANA1wtVZ9Tlpi
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「阿健有同我講過話佢搞緊出書嘅嘢,班高登仔眼紅佢所以搞事之嘛。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAzB3AbAFPIP
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「阿健阿健,我睇你個腦入面淨係得番個佢一個㗎啦。」441Please respect copyright.PENANAzhasqOLbeJ
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原本翠欣對昭煌只係帶住一份朦朧嘅感覺,但經Maggie一講,佢開始察覺到自己對昭煌嘅感覺出現咗微妙嘅變化。佢開始在意自己同昭煌嘅關係就差一小步,所以當昭煌再約佢去澳門玩嘅時候,佢好爽快就答應咗。441Please respect copyright.PENANA0AbAnH6Bxr