While kingdom is in the throes of war, milkmaid just wants to do one thing she does best, milking. Unluckily for her, war will not spare her humble cottage, and many intruders and visitors will arrive.

  Shenanigans will ensue, and this pure, countryside maiden will face challenges that would make even the nastiest hussies run away screaming.

Plot may emerge if I want to (and propably will ;p), but still, this will be my comfort wiriting. Have fun to someone who would stumble upon it and read it after looking at tags, that  will​​​​​​​ multiply.