【廣東話】因為一場流星雨，我哋相遇了。 - 002

今日係2022年12月21日。

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而十年前，即係2012年12月21日，係一個被認為「世界末日」嘅日子。嗰陣時消息一出，大家都驚撚到hi hi ，當然啦，最後畀人證實咗是假的。

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講咗咁耐，我都唔記得介紹返添。

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小姓凌，今年廿八歲，冇女，而家行緊山。你可能會問：「點解要行山？」

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因為我鍾意囉。

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講笑姐，今日有一場十年一遇嘅流星雨，所以我先至會喺度行山同埋諗起十年前嘅今日。

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十年前嘅今日我喺度做緊咩呢？

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好，係完全零印象嘅，但係可以肯定嘅係絕對冇女陪。其實講講下我都覺得嗰年幾特別——嗰一年，我想自殺。

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嗰年係第一年DSE，而我炒咗。

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炒撚晒。

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連五星級大廚都冇我炒得咁勁。

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好啦講遠咗，其實我仲有一個原因，表白失敗。我暗戀咗隔離班個Mary好耐㗎啦。

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咁我見派成績嗰日佢又喺度，我咪諗住同佢表白囉，點知我呢條kai 子好攞唔攞，攞呢件事較飛。

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我嗰日，跪低咗同Mary講：「Marry me。」

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我明知自己講嘢已經唔好笑，個gag擺到明咁爛，我又係都要講，真係抵我係A0。

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不過之後上到山之後就因為場流星雨冇咗條事，場流星雨拯救咗我——理論上係，因為我真係唔記得。

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講講下，我已經搵到個靚位，仲瞓低咗喺度睇流星。見到咁靚嘅流星，我突然間想拎起部手機影相。

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又咁啱得咁橋，手機顯示嘅時間由23:59變咗做00:00，我見到之後突然間眨咗下眼。

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擘大返眼嘅我突然間嚟咗一個全白嘅地方。

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全白嘅？唔通喺天堂？唔係咁好笑啊！

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我唔通係畀天上面嗰啲流星跌落嚟砸死我咩？

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呢個時候，我又有一個問題，唔知呢個世界會因為咩事迎來滅亡呢？或者咁講，呢個世界會因為咩事而「世界末日」呢？嗯…再準確啲來講——我哋人類會因為咩而滅亡？

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生化危機？屌咩，邊有咁兒戲…又好似真係咁兒戲。

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地球停轉？OK，唔好睇電影啦，睇壞腦啊。

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我諗嚟諗去，硬係覺得「隕石砸地球」好似最有機。

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呢個時候，有一個女仔出現喺我面前。

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「天使？」

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「多謝。」

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「我唔係讚你…」

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「Sor9，get 錯。」

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「咁你係…？」

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「天使。」

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屌鳩你，撚化我？

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「又唔好咁快嬲先。嗱！施主，我今日見你同我有緣，我決定幫你一個忙。」

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「你信佛㗎？你小心畀你天家嘅老竇打喎。」

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「乜你唔知耶穌同佛祖好friend嘅咩？佢哋最近仲開咗間天主教釋迦牟尼中學添。總之點都好啦，你想聽埋落去就唔好咁撚多嘰趷。唔係嘅話，唔幫你之餘仲打臭你。」

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「OK，sorry 。」死狗mode on 。

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「總之我而家畀一個機會你返到去2012年7月21日，即係你放榜之後嗰日，至於幾時接你返嚟…睇心情啦。」

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「有冇得拒絕㗎？」

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「你覺得呢？」我眼前嘅天使露出皮笑肉不笑嘅笑容

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「咁即係冇得揀啦，咁我有冇咩啲限制㗎？會唔會有蝴蝶效應？我係咪做乜都得先？」

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「屌，你返到去嗰邊做乜都好，都唔關我事。如果你真係改變到過去咁把炮，咪試俾我睇囉！」

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屌你啊，咁撚串！我就改變畀你睇！

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「好啊，改變畀我睇啊！」

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仆你個街，讀我心！

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「而家唔讀得你心啊？」

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「等陣先，點解你要送我返去？仲要話係幫我？我根本唔想去。」

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「我同你講，你返到嚟之後你一定會求我畀你返返去。」

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「施主，何出此言？」

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「總之你快啲走啦，我唔想見到你！」佢一個彈指就將我傳送到過去。當我走咗之後，佢突然變到同啱啱完全唔同，好似另一個人咁。

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「如果你改變到，就改變畀我睇啦…姐夫。」

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