下午六點。223Please respect copyright.PENANA73v6GJul30
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放工之後,我嚟到中環碼頭。223Please respect copyright.PENANAjuRquB8Khm
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聽日禮拜五係佛誕,我同Wendy趁住有假,約好左一齊入長洲,享受一個兩日一夜嘅小假期。223Please respect copyright.PENANAWZSTJWgqYD
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「咁早到左嘅?」Wendy拍一拍我膊頭,出現喺我身後。223Please respect copyright.PENANAmjBeTuK98E
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佢上身著住灰色恤衫,下身係黑色短裙同粉紅色平底鞋,陪襯得簡單得體。223Please respect copyright.PENANAHE1E4Efrg2
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「見公司無乜嘢做,咪早啲收工早啲到。」我答。223Please respect copyright.PENANAMcEAak0AZg
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「哈哈,我仲驚自己早左到要等你添,咁事不宜遲,快啲上船啦,遲左又要等下一班架啦。」Wendy挨近我,翹住我隻手行。223Please respect copyright.PENANAuXCQwTHq1I
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18:45有一班船,本來應該趕得切,偏偏排隊入閘嘅時候,前面有條友搞左好耐都入唔到閘,拖延左一啲時間,令到我地錯過班船,又要等下一班。223Please respect copyright.PENANABtF3w9Aeev
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上一次就係我遲到,導致上唔到18:45分呢班船,今次就入閘有阻滯而趕唔到,兩次結果都一樣,都係上唔到嗰班船。223Please respect copyright.PENANAQWSIyP3fN1
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呢個唔係一個好嘅兆頭。223Please respect copyright.PENANAtX3WO7R9gP
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入到長洲,我地先到海邊度假屋check-in,跟住出去市集行下逛下,又嚟到文青打卡地點長洲冰室,坐低食杯冰。223Please respect copyright.PENANALX3gpNHCZd
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呢間冰室係一個好關鍵嘅地方,想當日我嗌左芒果冰,食完就即刻絞腸痧,急住去廁所而賴低電話喺檯面,好衰唔衰我兩個friend咁啱喺WhatsApp group度講起,我朝早炒牛熊輸錢嘅事。223Please respect copyright.PENANAQcsPazvbNr
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Wendy一個唔覺意,就睇到曬電話彈出嚟嘅對話通知。223Please respect copyright.PENANA9KxXi9eDDB
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到我去完廁所返嚟就見到佢黑曬口面,之後仲全程都嬲爆爆唔出聲,直到返去酒店先「嚟料」。223Please respect copyright.PENANAqk7DQilpR9
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而呢次實行要「案件重演」。223Please respect copyright.PENANAx45d6dKQDy
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我照樣嗌左杯芒果杯,食左兩啖詐肚痛,仲有意無意將電話留低喺當眼位置。223Please respect copyright.PENANAZw4cr5yJep
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大約十分鐘後,我去完廁所,施施然返到座位。223Please respect copyright.PENANARoq2GNOMpm
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驟眼一望,已經發覺Wendy臉色有啲唔妥,再偷偷地望下電話,嗰兩個死仔果然喺group chat笑我輸左三皮。223Please respect copyright.PENANAwccNQER6Oz
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回程路上,Wendy似上次咁粒聲唔出,我詐假意問佢:「Wendy,咁咩突然咁靜唔出聲嘅?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAIaCtTnQAk4
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Wendy無應我,好似扮聽唔到咁,繼續唔出聲。223Please respect copyright.PENANAGX5RmOuNDt
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我諗佢依家一定係鬱埋度氣,等緊陣間一次過爆出嚟。223Please respect copyright.PENANAo1MqyNphi6
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照咁睇,事情似乎正向預期之中發展。223Please respect copyright.PENANAhrqlVlF0fF
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我地慢慢行返度假屋,上到房Wendy就攤上床呻攰,又話想沖個熱水涼relax一下:「阿康,你未咁快沖涼住架嘛,咁就讓俾我沖先啦。」223Please respect copyright.PENANABAzBpCauFx
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沖涼?呢個時候佢唔係應該劈頭第一句,問我係咪炒股輸左錢架咩?223Please respect copyright.PENANAk6pGUlIyLw
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「Er…Wendy…你唔係有嘢想同我講咩…?」 我問。223Please respect copyright.PENANArByYy99XAw
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「嗯?我有咩想講呀?」Wendy反問返我。223Please respect copyright.PENANADD0ci7Els4
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我答唔上話,心諗點解會咁嘅,唔通佢無睇到我電話顯示WhatsApp嘅對話通知?223Please respect copyright.PENANAx5dKykqCGU
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「做咩呆左唔出聲嘅你?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAbyk2YQeVIA
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「無…無嘢…」223Please respect copyright.PENANASjUgiEq9Ff
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「無嘢咁我去沖涼先啦。」 Wendy拎左一套黑色lace邊絲質睡衣作更換。223Please respect copyright.PENANA7bAIfR1Z5I
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每次我地兩個喺出面過夜,都會做啲男女間嘅親密接觸。Wendy由於係虔誠教徒,因此呢度嘅親密接觸並唔係指「啪啪啪」,而係指佢用手幫我解決。223Please respect copyright.PENANAG6LWeWUlyb
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如果係咁就麻煩,Wendy唔同我嘈交分手不得止,仲有做啲親密行為,咁樣完全係同原先嘅計劃背道而馳。223Please respect copyright.PENANAWqgUZIhrsu
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睇嚟今次,我要「自投羅網」先得...223Please respect copyright.PENANAQObuLKwMYP
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間房有一個望到海嘅細露台,我喺沖涼房外一聽到水聲停左,就快快脆行到露台扮講電話。223Please respect copyright.PENANAWeFAcfs6xg
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「噠—」我聽到開門聲,Wendy慢慢從沖涼房行出嚟。223Please respect copyright.PENANAksJNwJvAlm
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喺露台嘅我隨即擰轉身,舉起電話:「安仔,下個禮拜個市點睇呀?升定跌?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAn1WLcR7wr0
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我停兩秒,假裝聽緊有人喺電話講嘢,隨後有意無意提高聲量: 「個市咁樣仲有得跌?拿安仔,呢鋪我真係信曬你架啦,你知啦,我今日先輸左三皮嘢,翻身就真係睇呢鋪架啦…」223Please respect copyright.PENANAKEhpjmwmwv
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講到自己輸左三皮嗰陣,我特登擰轉身,營造一個當場被斷正嘅場面。223Please respect copyright.PENANAlqX8gA7soH
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果然,Wendy著住黑色睡衣企喺後面,聽到曬我講嘅嘢。223Please respect copyright.PENANAGD5l8s84y2
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我放低電話,故作震驚:「Wendy…你聽到曬…?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAUfjP81FF82
Wendy呆呆望左我幾秒,然後問:「阿康,你喺電話同人講輸左三萬蚊,係咩一回事?唔好話我聽,你又學人炒牛熊啊下?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAckEk0iz8fC
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我本來打算第一時間如實招認,卻又諗到正常人做錯嘢,唔會咁快就坦白,於是就答話:「無,唔係我輸錢,係安仔條友今日炒股輸左三萬銀,打過嚟同我呻苦啫。」223Please respect copyright.PENANATNk5QrnVw8
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「啱先我明明係聽到,你係講緊自己今日輸左三萬,你唔好呃我喎,快啲同我從實招來,究竟你係咪炒牛熊輸左錢?」223Please respect copyright.PENANABUSxXHF39y
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「你應承我聽完唔好嬲呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAIHMkwvPHpA
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「你肯定坦白我就唔嬲。」223Please respect copyright.PENANAyaiGG6mwIR
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聽到對方講呢句說話我就放心啦,皆因女人次次講自己唔會嬲,最尾都係會好嬲。223Please respect copyright.PENANA2YAUsISEPX
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我從陽台慢慢行返入屋,坦白招供:「件事係咁嘅,我見之前炒牛熊輸左筆錢,一直都唔甘心,成日都好想贏返嚟啲錢,咁啱遇著前幾日港股連跌,一心以為今日有得谷底反彈,所以咪膽粗粗,攞三皮出嚟博番鋪囉。」223Please respect copyright.PENANA1JMXeNf4VA
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「結果呢?賺定蝕呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAJpeJ47KD1u
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我舉起三隻手指:「輸左三皮。」223Please respect copyright.PENANALEJovQuCqe
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「咩話?咁咪即係輸清光?林家康,你記唔記得之前應承過我嘅嘢?你講過以後都唔會再掂牛熊證呢啲投機炒賣嘅嘢,但係今日你又走去玩,仲輸曬啲錢,有無離譜啲呀你!」Wendy氣上心頭。223Please respect copyright.PENANAXjUK95SvtG
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「咁我只不過係想賺返之前輸嘅錢啫,點估到咁黑仔輸曬三皮嘢啫,我都唔想架。」我為自己辯解。223Please respect copyright.PENANA4jeNcgVrur
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「依家最大嘅問題唔係你輸左三萬蚊,而係你無口齒!之前你炒牛熊加加埋埋輸左萬幾蚊,你當住我面,應承過我話以後都唔會再掂呢味嘢,點知轉過頭你又走去玩?身為男人,你講嘢點可以咁唔算數架?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAVObiHOufPI
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雖然我預左俾Wendy鬧,但聽到咁嘅說話,個心都有啲唔爽。223Please respect copyright.PENANAF7GWVVjCWJ
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「咁對唔住囉,三萬蚊唔輸都輸左囉,最多咪以後唔玩囉,不過其實就算輸,都係輸我自己啲錢,你理咁多做咩啫?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAtIAQePuaiM
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呢句係一句難聽嘅說話,第一次講我係意氣用事,唔小心衝口而出,而呢一次卻係明知故犯。223Please respect copyright.PENANA3mCyTolhmC
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有時情侶間嘅鬧交,本身可能只係為左啲小事嗌霎下,過程中萬一其中一方唔小心講左一兩句好難聽嘅說話,另一方聽見又唔忿氣駁兩句,嘈嘈下好容易由小鬧變大吵,甚至演變成分手收場。223Please respect copyright.PENANAcRfuP8IxXk
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Wendy嬲到塊臉都開始變紅:「好!既然你唔咁想我理,咁我咪以後都唔理你囉!當初又係你自己實牙實齒話唔會亂洗錢,要同我一齊儲錢買樓結婚,結果就係拎啲錢亂咁炒。」223Please respect copyright.PENANAonKTJipDlH
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「你鋪話法呀,我炒股贏到錢嘅話,咁我地咪早啲儲夠錢早啲『上車』囉!」223Please respect copyright.PENANAHc4sOKZoSF
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「最弊你玩嗰啲衍生工具,只係投機賭博,係倒錢落海,而唔係投資。」Wendy反駁。223Please respect copyright.PENANAPYUkwoKC52
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「你知唔知咩係富貴險中求,牛熊證風險高但回報大,咁賺得先夠多,你明唔明呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAhEgZ6A1qg3
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「明呀,你鐘意嘅咪繼續玩,繼續輸錢囉,總之以後你啲嘢我都唔會再理,你依家安樂曬啦,林家康?!」223Please respect copyright.PENANAaOb95QcoOV
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「係就最好啦!唔好到時反口覆舌,有口話人無口話自己!」223Please respect copyright.PENANAR6TNOVwQAY
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劇集入面啲男主角,為左取得女主角嘅歡心,千辛萬苦咁回到過去,就係想糾正自己曾經講錯嘅說話或者做錯嘅事,我就係啱啱相反,有啲說話明知講出嚟會瀨嘢,但我都要重複再講一次。223Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ2vvNrU2e
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Wendy雙眼通紅,下一句佢就會對住我講分手,然後趕埋我出門口。223Please respect copyright.PENANA4aW7xoaLEj
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我憤然離開,當自己一個喺出面冷靜落嚟,發覺自己啱先說話講得太重,想返去講對唔住氹返對方,咁啱個天就刮起狂風暴雨。223Please respect copyright.PENANAu6MTBfxkcW
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我匿喺大樹下避雨,另一邊廂嘅Wendy擔心我會俾雨dup,專程擔遮出嚟揾我。223Please respect copyright.PENANA7YdkhmHxPm
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後來我地兩個返到度假屋,我真誠致歉,並請求對方原諒,最後差唔多氹左成晚,先氹到對方肯原諒我。223Please respect copyright.PENANAKVZAr401Ev
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然而,以上呢個劇情將會出現改動。今次我打算俾Wendy趕走後,直接坐最後一班船離開長洲,唔會返去氹返對方。223Please respect copyright.PENANAc8f1rda2Eq
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Wendy怒氣衝天,講左句:「哼!既然你咁唔想我理你,咁我咪唔理囉,有本事你就繼續玩,我睇下幾時輸死你!」223Please respect copyright.PENANAXAIx3Np1Lf
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Wendy呢句唔係應該講:「好,林家康,你驚我反口呀嘛?既然你咁驚,咁我地就分手啦,咁我以後都唔會再理你,你鐘意點就點,你嘅事以後都唔關我事!依家即刻同我消失,快啲走,我唔想再見到你,衰人!」架咩?223Please respect copyright.PENANAsNhr53Ep8y
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唔通我講漏左邊句嗌交嘅說話,所以未觸發到佢講分手?定還是啱先語氣唔夠重?223Please respect copyright.PENANA99gNVeXmbS
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唉,都唔得理得多,唯有繼續撐到恆。