上回提到Monster Hunter大伴大納言屠龍拎寶玉以三貓車失敗告終，好彩輸咗條女都執返一班手足。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3wEEN6JYq
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中納言石上麻呂足係一個誠實又腳踏實地嘅人，佢一聽完輝夜姬俾佢個任務就即刻返屋企同屋企人講：「如果見到我地屋企有燕子嚟築巢，第一時間同我講。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN9YAfBLPg
啲妹仔聽到就個個都搲曬頭問：「少爺你返工返到short撚咗要學啲維園阿伯撚雀做娛樂？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CN5rZMurv
中納言就答：「你老母就short撚咗，家下我要搵燕子嘅子安貝呀。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GpqbuLwX5
其中一個阿四聽到就埋嚟答爹：「我都叫曾經殺過唔少燕子，但劏開佢地個肚嘅時候都唔多見有喺入面。我估應該係燕子生仔嘅時候會一齊生埋出嚟。但啲燕子見人就飛走我都唔知要點先可以捕到佢生仔果刻。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8KloQzwaf
依個時候又多一個人埋嚟答爹：「前排我見廚房屋頂個窿好似有燕子嚟築完巢走咗。如果搵人擔堂梯嚟望住全屋所有窿佢或者有機會可以見到燕子築巢生仔，到時就一下撲埋去實拎到。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5X9VgIYnM
中納言聽完覺得條橋都唔差就好開心咁講：「唔錯唔錯，依招我都無諗到，一於就咁話。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MAnQSys04
然後即刻搵咗二十個搶包山冠軍嚟，個個擔梯24小時望實全屋。然而啲燕子一見成班人喺度，個個都嚇到連巢都唔敢返。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp1yGakkQ1
依個時候突然有一個叫倉津麻呂嘅阿伯走咗嚟同佢講：「聽講你想拎子安之貝？我有條計仔。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvLJxWpEVi
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倉津麻呂同佢講：「如果想拎燕子安貝嘅，照我睇依個方法唔係太好，咁樣幾十個猛男日日啤住啲燕子緊係唔敢返巢啦，我估你依幾日都一定仆曬街無咩效果。計我話你應該即刻拆曬啲梯叫走曬啲人佢，留返一個最大隻既搵威牙綁住佢。如果一見到燕子生仔就即刻吊起佢飛上去拎子安貝，咁就最好啦。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz8SlQJCr8
中納言聽完覺得都幾有道理，就照佢講徹走曬啲梯同人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLlyNbnw6N
中納言又問倉津麻呂：「咁我要點先知隻燕子幾時生仔？」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ350bk77ijZ
倉津麻呂就答：「燕子生仔果陣，一定會扭屎忽七次。你見佢開始扭屎忽就數住，一扭到第七下就扯起條威牙飛上去，咁你就可以拎到子安貝。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bQazdSKE2
中納言十分之鐘意依條橋，而佢亦都親力親為每日都同班壯丁打一片又會學點用威牙。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHcpZBCIPF
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時間到咗兩個月後嘅某一個黃昏，依日中納言準備又嚟搵班壯丁打牙骹嘅時候突然見到有燕子喺度築緊巢，而且隻燕子仲真係如倉津麻呂所講喺度扭緊屎忽。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9d8gnO2Ww
可惜依個時候平時負責做比人吊果位猛男咁橋肚痛去咗屙屎，其他人平時都只係負責拉威牙未學過比人吊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFQc9LqiSN
無計之下中納言唯有自己綁起自己叫啲人拉佢上去，唔係一陣佢生完仔走咗下次又唔知要等幾時。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UmStRGfyM
五下，六下，七下，中納言一睇準佢扭到第七下果時就出手。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzpkDv1eZv
佢伸手喺個巢度摸一摸，摸到有一舊扁平硬物，心諗一定係啦，就好開心咁向地面大嗌：「得咗啦，我拎到啦！大家可以放我落嚟啦。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd7oKKVAUJ
可惜人算不如天算，可能條威牙無計啱承重，又可能係鏡仔當日用剩嘅廢威牙，突然啪一聲條威牙就咁斷咗，中納言就好似部電視機咁跌咗落嚟撞落下面個八島鼎上面。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqB3sVW478
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大家見到少爺跌咗落嚟，個個都嚇到鼻哥窿都無肉，即刻扶起佢好似無線啲劇咁起勢咁搖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAp1VqHTn5
中納言反曬白眼又無呼吸心跳，大家又CPR又AED先好不容易叫返醒佢。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3nGDnywGN
中納言醒返之後第一件事，就係即刻打開隻手睇下千辛萬苦拎嘅子安貝。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25zoVPFpl6
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點知打開隻手，手上面嘅扁平硬物原來只係一舊乾咗好耐嘅燕子雀屎。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkxbvwaXIS
中納言揸住舊屎呆咗兩分鐘，然後好似對穿祥咁激到噴咗一嘴血之後感嘆：「唉，今鋪嘥尻氣都係得唔到粒貝。」57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V7MsEyeOG
自此，世人如果有事覺得做咗都係嘥尻氣嘅，就會叫做無貝，後來慢慢演變成今日嘅甲斐なし。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofT3GxNiX5
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中納言得唔到子安之貝，又撞斷咗條腰。本身身子都已經虧虧地嘅佢依家更加難頂。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CGczy0mH1
佢日日訓喺床上面，耐咗就開始有幻覺覺得周圍個個都恥笑緊佢，之後仲開始睇唔開成日都想不如就咁死咗佢算。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw6Peybtk2
話曬件事都因自己而起，輝夜姬聽到之後都有啲唔忍心，就pm咗首詩比佢。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8633GnUoef
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年としを經へて浪立なみたちよらぬ住江すみのえの末まつ貝無かひなしと聞くくはま事ことか57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlEzohZdzN
(經年浪不立 訊杳住江松不待 聞是不得子安貝)57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq4Oqo4YHA
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中納言收到輝夜姬首詩，雖然身體已經好虛弱但都勉強覆返首詩比輝夜姬。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzksaQ06MRo
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貝かひはかく有ありけるものを詫わびはてゝ死しぬる命いのちをすくひやはせぬ57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHOxome8MZ
(徒勞不得貝 得汝一言如良藥 只恨殘身難為救)57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumOSEdyPht
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中納言寫完最後一隻字之後，就咁就斷氣死咗。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PRF32GpSO
輝夜姬其實心底對佢都有些少好感，聽到佢死咗都覺得有啲唔開心。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQfbPYhstZ
於是大家就將辛苦做一件事都值得同頭先相反咁叫做甲斐あり*。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKeBI8o2fw
* 燕的子安貝（日文：燕の子安貝 / つばくらめのこやすがい）子安貝係女人分娩時，產婆會將一粒形狀好似女人個閪既海螺放喺產婦手中，一方面俾佢握緊有助發力必個B出嚟，另一方面都為咗個意頭祈求母子平安，就叫做「子安貝」。燕的子安貝姐係燕子生仔果時燕子用嘅子安貝。聰明嘅大家應該都估到，石上前期暗戀子安燕前輩就係源自依一段，而同竹取物語一樣石上最後得唔到子安貝，輝夜入面石上都一樣追唔到子安燕。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOY2ooWUuN
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* 甲斐（日文：がい，讀音同貝一樣）依個字解意義，可以駁動詞○○甲斐去形容一件事嘅意義，例如生き甲斐 生存意義，亦可以駁一件事○○甲斐あり／ない去形容做完一件事好有意義/嘥氣，例如努力した甲斐あり 辛苦努力都係有意義。依個係考N2一定會出現嘅字。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQNLpF3GOM
