鉉雨:Yo ~ 大家好,很高興能在這個農曆新年的環節跟各位見面!我是宇宙第一帥氣的鉉雨,先祝各位新年快樂,也請各位多多指教。461Please respect copyright.PENANAIPPga1t3U1
宏昱:怎麼會是鉉哥你上來這個訪問呢?拾文字人呢?461Please respect copyright.PENANARv7RsbynPJ
鉉雨:拾文字今天要上班,所以讓我補上來出席並擔任主持人~461Please respect copyright.PENANAphxSXWscwj
千頌:誒?!主持人這個位置不是一直都由我來擔任的嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANAbjkhXCwoOh
鉉雨:呵呵,這是作者的旨意我也沒有辦法啊⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANABlRLwqrD3x
千頌:⋯⋯ 嘖。461Please respect copyright.PENANAa5RyiIvb9X
千頌:算了,正好我想休息一下⋯⋯新年的苦差就由大叔你來負責。461Please respect copyright.PENANA7f25qLKd89
鉉雨:我今年才二十六歲,並不是大叔 — !!461Please respect copyright.PENANAQL3SZ8TJbs
宏昱:⋯⋯ 怎樣也好,我們也得來個例行的介紹吧?461Please respect copyright.PENANAaDRjRwQox4
宏昱:大家好,我是宏昱!祝大家新年快樂,龍馬精神!461Please respect copyright.PENANAGHp1MJdByl
俊言:各位好,我是俊言,祝大家身體健康,萬事如意。461Please respect copyright.PENANA9g0A0F1CWG
千頌:哈囉哈囉,我是千頌~祝大家笑口常開,心想事成!461Please respect copyright.PENANAHqUtAxKFeT
鉉雨:我是沈鉉雨,叫我鉉雨就好了。今年二十六歲,單身,身高180 cm, 水瓶座,喜歡的女性類型是臉蛋可愛但身材火辣的,杯罩的尺寸最好有⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAXpx0LfvxW0
宏昱:STOP — !STOP — !!461Please respect copyright.PENANATROrAqqSiG
宏昱:鉉哥你之後的發言可是出不了街— !! 不要再說下去了!461Please respect copyright.PENANADBv33a7AY5
千頌:而且你看看⋯⋯ (指了指俊言)461Please respect copyright.PENANAndmaBanZo1
千頌:學長的臉紅透了⋯⋯!461Please respect copyright.PENANAEUg083GTzr
千頌:⋯⋯學長你還好嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANA7hkM2fkCpe
俊言:⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAmOwCz3qJZR
鉉雨(小聲對俊言說):哦哦,那麼我們之後來一場只三個人的男子會,好嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANAXep4x0aC0g
千頌:大叔你就不要教壞學長 — !461Please respect copyright.PENANAcafPfLTUY8
宏昱:是啊⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAAFL617SlVm
宏昱:而且鉉哥你為什麼從剛才開就一直在瘋狂刷存在感?461Please respect copyright.PENANAi2iRIt4RyB
鉉雨:因為機會難得,我也不知道下次還可不可以上來當嘉賓⋯⋯ 嗚嗚⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAemjN1m5okW
鉉雨:你們的三個⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANA6EGbFDK1KZ
千頌、宏昱、俊言:?461Please respect copyright.PENANATYnMGTsYSh
鉉雨:會替我在拾文字面前講好說話的吧⋯⋯?461Please respect copyright.PENANAT054tecjoa
宏昱、俊言:⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAAmpnnOCI95
千頌:真是的,大叔你很煩呀⋯⋯快開始今天的主題吧!461Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZcLdtY6TQ
鉉雨:小千頌真是一點同情心也沒有⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAd2gS8NcZGK
鉉雨:今天的主題是有關「牛」的黑歷史!!461Please respect copyright.PENANAQsZbIgwlmP
宏昱:哈,真是很切合今年的生肖年呢!461Please respect copyright.PENANAFUva0so9tV
千頌:誒⋯⋯ 黑歷史?我真是不想說耶~461Please respect copyright.PENANAX5n71ONvJG
俊言:但我覺得互相分享黑歴史也有助增進感情呢。461Please respect copyright.PENANA7gRWqEJ6SD
鉉雨:說得沒錯!大叔我也想跟你們這些高中生增進感情呢~ 特別是可愛的JK 妹妹⋯⋯ 461Please respect copyright.PENANAz6jGog6L8u
(宏昱一下用手臂撞向鉉雨的胸膛)461Please respect copyright.PENANAEzMtD5tcO0
鉉雨:痛痛痛⋯⋯ 阿宏你在幹什麼?461Please respect copyright.PENANAN67hxbcyd7
宏昱:不就是叫你不要亂說話嗎?你連自己的嘴巴也管不好還想我們在拾文字面前替你講好說話?461Please respect copyright.PENANATnhQuheokW
鉉雨:嗚嗚⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAyRAgTudrsu
俊言:那麼,先由我來開始?461Please respect copyright.PENANACgQIveTjVF
宏昱:好呀,麻煩學長你了。461Please respect copyright.PENANAlwJfmoLQNN
俊言:說起來有點不好意思⋯⋯ 因為我對牛肉有過敏,每次吃完之後都會出現長痘痘的情況⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAinOfRtuvpb
鉉雨:噢~ 真是可惜呢,牛肉可是本大爺最喜歡的食物,五成熟的牛扒是我的最愛!461Please respect copyright.PENANASoXCuoe61p
宏昱:才沒有問你喜歡吃什麼!461Please respect copyright.PENANAKLf9M6csmC
千頌:那麼之後吃牛的話也不能叫上學長了⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAFOU1kLbHXj
俊言:其他東西我也吃!只要是千頌你叫上我的話⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAmOcHBMtutl
鉉雨:盯 ~~~461Please respect copyright.PENANAhr2H3EsBal
俊言(面紅):好、好了⋯⋯ 不如由下一位來分享?461Please respect copyright.PENANALTsDbSJf6W
千頌:我在小學時有一次跟父母去親戚的牧場旅行,第一次騎上了真正的牛牛⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAFz5TxxWeI6
俊言:感覺很有趣呢。461Please respect copyright.PENANAbtvF1m5pM7
千頌:然後不知道是我,還是那隻牛嚇壞了,我在牛背上掉了下來⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANA2nfI3JlwEU
千頌:而且還掉進了牧場內糟糕的XX位置,害我洗澡洗了好幾天也很臭⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAKCwnHeqQg3
鉉雨:噗哈哈哈 ⋯⋯ !這個真是黑歷史中的黑歷史!!461Please respect copyright.PENANA2lh1iSsmBV
宏昱:真是個笑點極低的大叔⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAo8mmfng2Hm
鉉雨:阿宏呢?你也有黑歷史要分享嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANAG7w8YMBn9Z
宏昱:第一次跟我爸學習煮牛扒的時候,搞錯了切肉的方向,結果白白浪費了一塊高級的牛扒。461Please respect copyright.PENANAajabYhXEsr
千頌:所以是搞錯了什麼方向?461Please respect copyright.PENANAu1ni9wYsl6
宏昱:牛肉的纖維較粗,逆紋理切比較好,但我卻錯把牛扒順紋切了。461Please respect copyright.PENANAj026iNw8kJ
千頌:原來如此,我也不知道啊!461Please respect copyright.PENANAieo9GAoIC7
鉉雨:說著說著,我的肚子也餓了⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAR4m82ZRC3M
鉉雨:不如就⋯⋯ (準備站起)461Please respect copyright.PENANAqHGNkzSglR
宏昱:等一下,鉉哥你打算往哪兒去?461Please respect copyright.PENANAbRE4GQHqHn
鉉雨:我肚子餓了,想回去~461Please respect copyright.PENANAXHNf9sihha
千頌:大叔你是小孩子嗎?這個環節還未完結!你休想離開!461Please respect copyright.PENANAA5sPbJIqgu
鉉雨:你這個兇惡的殘念美少女 — !!我要詛咒你一輩子也嫁不出去 — !!461Please respect copyright.PENANAfVwUG3KNEj
千頌:⋯⋯ 誒??461Please respect copyright.PENANAu2ZGU3aBKk
宏昱、俊言(OS ): 不、不要這樣吧⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAOmraXVEqXF
宏昱:所以鉉哥有關於「牛」的黑歷史是⋯⋯?461Please respect copyright.PENANAoENZUr8Xbr
鉉雨:⋯⋯ 真是要說嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANAPbVomy6267
千頌:當然!461Please respect copyright.PENANAUpiDSuxepK
俊言:剛才鉉雨先生你不是說「想跟我們這些高中生增進感情」嗎?461Please respect copyright.PENANANLRz56tDcx
鉉雨:好了好了⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANACGHCHKfJGF
鉉雨:我的初戀女友是個很相信星座的女生,她某天就玩起星座配對,然後就發現⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAknIKHJHq64
千頌:嗯?461Please respect copyright.PENANAvzWCRLwsEo
鉉雨:發現金牛座的她跟水瓶座的我是極其不配的一對,所以便跟我分手了⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANA8S5zYg8Ht4
鉉雨:嗚呀呀呀 ⋯⋯ !!(逃跑了)461Please respect copyright.PENANAL6KzHigOZn
宏昱:鉉哥⋯⋯!(跟著追上去)461Please respect copyright.PENANAcfTrxSHDfy
千頌、俊言(無奈樣):走掉了⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAmNqF9yCuSn
千頌:真是個奇怪的大叔。461Please respect copyright.PENANAeZKNDGugmD
千頌:而且他居然詛咒我要嫁不出去?!我絕對要向拾文字投訴他 — !!461Please respect copyright.PENANAt5pYYHdHpT
俊言:哈哈⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANAPO1cDp7W4L
俊言(OS ):總覺得拾文字不會理會她呢⋯⋯461Please respect copyright.PENANARHK2LsYwly
俊言:說起來時間也差不多了。461Please respect copyright.PENANAnbnxXwck91
千頌:也是呢~461Please respect copyright.PENANAeoTN911yZd
俊言:今次的新年特別訪談環節就此完結了,喜歡這個故事的朋友們記得要按下「Bookmark 」鍵啊。461Please respect copyright.PENANAteQXZvCh1b
千頌、俊言:那麼,我們下星期一再見了!
461Please respect copyright.PENANAF4gYlUCxfx
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