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就係咁樣,我即時就被取錄左做下級殺手。不過都係果句例牌:等再通知,先知有無得返工。 29Please respect copyright.PENANA2uJZVFvjt6
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於是我又係屋企無所事事。:o) :o)29Please respect copyright.PENANAJDcZIwQ1on
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(旁白:襯你無野做,都想問下,你做左吸血鬼之後屋企人點諗?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAyCenV865ZN
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屋企人?佢地咪係九龍囉。不過我呃佢地話,我想同老婆移民去外國,所以就消失左囉。係呀我有結婚架,是但搵個女人假結婚囉,之後我就走左去日本。事後條女當然比我吸乾哂D血啦,條屍都仲留左係日本呀。:o)29Please respect copyright.PENANALXChu6PEoX
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(旁白:安已不,你咪係吸血鬼版既佳仔?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAa3ZCsCfRrD
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戇鳩啦,我已經唔係人類啦 跟住我飛返黎香港,搵個假身份做返香港人。所以其實愛得華都唔係我真名:o) 無計啦,點都鐘意香港多D呀嘛。 我每個月都仲有入錢落老母戶口架,耐唔屎都會變返34歲個鳩樣探下屋企人囉,我都算孝順仔啦?不過無左個人扮我老婆,總會比人問東問西既。 所以其實一開始都唔撚應該殺,真係戇鳩。29Please respect copyright.PENANAG7SJL2V2Ag
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「唔係囉,女仔靠5住,係應該殺。」攤係梳化既鬼佬Victor用佢奇特既廣東話搭爹。29Please respect copyright.PENANAFuCWXhI7Pi
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「人地訪問緊我呀又唔係問你!」29Please respect copyright.PENANAVFyISz1nj9
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而家呢個年頭,唔只做吸血鬼,做乜春都唔多好景,無返一兩招法術傍下身都咪出黎行。以我為例啦,做左吸血鬼之後,要睇書學新招。十年前學識左變形術,可以變咩都得,當然要練習啦。因為我地吸血鬼係半肉體生物,我地個肉身好唔穩定,所以可以跟隨我地既意志隨時改變,孫悟空七十二變都做到,(只要肯努力)。不過半肉體既缺點係相機影我地唔到,照鏡都ok既。 所以其實你見到我d相係搵人畫出黎:o)29Please respect copyright.PENANADxIeCN8VKS
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(旁白:我地人類可唔可以學呢d功夫?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAmInMcaYSOb
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唔得的sor9,第一就係身體結構唔同。第二就係如果真係照做,人類肉體承受唔到咁大量既力量,好快會散。29Please respect copyright.PENANAcJZHRJmOgu
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(旁白:...你點知?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAgRL1SilXID
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我唔可以話你知喎呢樣野。一陣你爆左出去我咪pk。29Please respect copyright.PENANAFQJZuqqZma
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第二樣我練既野就係高速移動,即係著草呀。呢兩樣野可以話係吸血鬼基本功。29Please respect copyright.PENANAgT9igDLo3P
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Victor條死鬼佬就比我識多少少,識用催眠呀,隱形呀,古靈精怪古代咒語呀,仲識整喪屍添呀。我記得呀,佢有次屎忽痕話想整喪屍,好耐無整喎!於是我咪幫佢搞一大輪野,又買呢樣又整果樣,搞足幾日!又要幫手買條死屍返黎,比佢落下咒語又盛。最後又真係整到隻出黎,不過我地見到都唔多開胃,於是放生左佢去後山,唔知而家點喇。29Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5pOaBT6QF
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(旁白:下?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAlDNNbyaTVS
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係呀,唔知而家點喎真係。你過開去咪去望下囉。我仲記得果時仲串鳩鬼佬,你買支病毒返黎都無咁煩啦,仲要去黑巿買條屍,幾萬起跳,有時有人同你爭bid喎。 29Please respect copyright.PENANAkTQ7bAdJeT
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「叮噹!」門鐘響起。29Please respect copyright.PENANAM2IasxrsFB
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(旁白:你住到咁偏都有人識得過黎搵你?)29Please respect copyright.PENANAZNS9Ttd8gN
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因為..呢條友唔係行過黎,係直接飛過黎。呢個朋友好特別,佢都係本土撚黎。不過香港地道麻煩妖怪——龍。29Please respect copyright.PENANAWPoixVSWr5
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