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No Plagiarism!9xb1TDNmpQqWPg0jQpp8posted on PENANA (聲明:以下行為請勿模仿)8964 copyright protection43PENANAhdDBAWwtkz 維尼
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那時的我19歲,因為沒去過酒吧,因此想去嚐嚐鮮。8964 copyright protection43PENANA7QmvF6Bgsn 維尼
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我找了位可靠的男性朋友陪我去,他當時是那間酒吧的駐唱歌手,所以對那裡很熟,而且重點是他不喝酒,若我喝茫了他可以隨時把我扛回家。8964 copyright protection43PENANAagXMtvSxNn 維尼
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我曾說過我想當一位有「氣質」的美女。8964 copyright protection43PENANAteJ26D9hQg 維尼
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所以,「想當」這個字代表什麼?8964 copyright protection43PENANArwIxThdPXj 維尼
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代表我現在不是嘛Xdd8964 copyright protection43PENANAZHuUd7hltG 維尼
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所以當我喝了一、兩杯後,就開始發酒瘋了。8964 copyright protection43PENANAHLxCWF4pVT 維尼
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(其實,真的喝醉不會發瘋,會直接昏睡,你看我以下經歷描述的這麼深刻,可見意識還是很清楚的!)8964 copyright protection43PENANA98Qm7gaUxl 維尼
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「啊哈哈哈哈~啊哈哈哈哈~」8964 copyright protection43PENANAfc222Og1q2 維尼
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症狀一:開始傻笑。8964 copyright protection43PENANA7B8KqXEbTn 維尼
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「好熱喔~可是裡面沒穿了欸~」8964 copyright protection43PENANAyAPiaahg7s 維尼
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症狀二:明明酒吧有冷氣卻還是硬要說自己熱。8964 copyright protection43PENANACQXmhT3rAJ 維尼
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「突然覺得你長得好好看喔~有沒有考慮⋯⋯嘻嘻~」8964 copyright protection43PENANAVyNnm7AP5N 維尼
「⋯⋯離我遠點。」8964 copyright protection43PENANAHQz1ouWo4g 維尼
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症狀三:調戲友人。8964 copyright protection43PENANAmgM5C6bCZr 維尼
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喝茫了之後,便開始發酒瘋,沒聊兩句就大笑,身體還不斷地往友人靠。8964 copyright protection43PENANA89pQY2lUYR 維尼
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最後友人受不了了,便找了藉口去上廁所。8964 copyright protection43PENANA6WAUXNF5VM 維尼
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結果,在我友人離開不久後,一群穿著黑色背心的大叔、大哥,來到了我們的座位旁。8964 copyright protection43PENANA0RPkFApSYl 維尼
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「妹仔,要不要來找我們玩,保證讓妳玩得酥爽!」8964 copyright protection43PENANAPTYpyo3d93 維尼
(他們其實說得是台語,這邊翻譯成中文比較好閱讀)47Please respect copyright.PENANAFwFZnltMT8
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出現了!酒吧小混混!8964 copyright protection43PENANARdNmWmIiSc 維尼
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以前看那些新聞和小說都覺得很扯,都覺得大概率是先約好了,然後出事後才撇清關係,沒想到⋯⋯8964 copyright protection43PENANAihGf0DiQ7M 維尼
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那天還真的給我遇到了。8964 copyright protection43PENANAGmmlAO4Xi2 維尼
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我上下打量了他們一番,然後⋯⋯8964 copyright protection43PENANAUANCj8Bhk9 維尼
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先⋯⋯先聲明,等一下的劇情可能會讓我的人設崩塌,還想對我有文學雅士印象的人,可以關掉這篇了Xdd8964 copyright protection43PENANApCmXYswgBR 維尼
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咳,於是我藉著酒瘋,挑釁的說道:「呵,一群不到3公分的就想來取悅老娘?自己回家DIY去吧!」8964 copyright protection43PENANABBqbtusvK0 維尼
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你知道嗎?他們一群人本來笑得賤兮兮的,聽到我說得話後,變臉變得比女人還快。8964 copyright protection43PENANAxGu4YdRZ4G 維尼
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「我XXX的,XXX勒!我XX⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection43PENANAjEA0jIi8fv 維尼
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總之,可能是因為他們沒什麼人讀書的關係,說出來的話只有髒話。8964 copyright protection43PENANAMDodAVyh5d 維尼
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而我,他們說一句我笑一句。8964 copyright protection43PENANA5qpbjpV6I6 維尼
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一群人見我如此瞧不起他們,各個都亮出肌肉,作勢要打人,而就在此時,友人剛好回來了。8964 copyright protection43PENANAFH3cFcNefp 維尼
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他嚇傻了,但為了保護我當時站了出來。8964 copyright protection43PENANAhBgdavQUjn 維尼
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「那個⋯⋯不好意思,她是我朋友,現在有點喝醉了,不會說話,真的不好意思。」8964 copyright protection43PENANAn8VC1TWMCC 維尼
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見他對著那群人不斷的鞠躬,我本來還想再說上幾句的,但怕又惹是生非,便乖乖閉嘴了。8964 copyright protection43PENANAqcIxyqCki0 維尼
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還好那群人還算講道理,而且因為那位友人是那裡的駐唱歌手,所以他們似乎與友人認識,最後就很識趣的離開了。8964 copyright protection43PENANAz4DqpYvWXl 維尼
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其實我心裡對那位友人超不好意思的,之後請他吃了好幾次飯,還好他脾氣超好,換做別人可能已經和我絕交了。8964 copyright protection43PENANANe41rSJiUU 維尼
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所以啊,沒事喝酒真的⋯⋯8964 copyright protection43PENANAs4Jv8kgTHE 維尼
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別去酒吧。8964 copyright protection43PENANAkkUS5013L3 維尼
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