我個名叫吳幸允。518Please respect copyright.PENANAMFbDMtoU8g
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人如其名,我不單只唔幸運,而且仲係一個超級黑仔王,經常行衰運。518Please respect copyright.PENANACMt4wM284K
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細矮啲嘅出街俾人打荷包,行路唔小心踩狗屎、中雀屎、俾人點錯相上門追數等等,呢啲周不時都發生。518Please respect copyright.PENANAh3mjgLovUP
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嚴重少少嘅試過考dse期間,連續一個禮拜鬧鐘失靈,然後搭巴士架車又半路死火,累到我遲曬大到,最後科科肥曬佬,連ive都唔收,焗住要出嚟做嘢。518Please respect copyright.PENANAnWsWByCI9x
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(不過坦白啲講句,我平時啲測驗、考試其實從來未試過合格,所以就算正常咁考,應該都係入唔到大學。)518Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wfnf45YnA
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我第一份工係喺間cafe做侍應,好唔好彩,返工第一日就俾人炒魷魚。518Please respect copyright.PENANA9mMJ0m6Jw0
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事因俾個同事老屈我偷錢,跟住即日就被解僱。518Please respect copyright.PENANAEVtLa13CgN
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後來失業失左大半年,先再揾到一份倉務嘅工。518Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5uFdECz4a
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同樣係第一日返工,只係返左一個上晝就整親腳,繼而無得撈。518Please respect copyright.PENANAEN6C4vQK2x
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當時我同另一個員工一齊搬貨落架,過程中我地搬到件好重嘅貨,對面條友突然唔夠力鬆開手,然後嗰件接近兩百磅嘅貨件,一嘢砸落我隻腳度。518Please respect copyright.PENANAwo0A6rr1gN
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隻腳「咔啦」一聲,痛到我幾乎暈低,入院照到腳面骨裂加腳趾公骨折。518Please respect copyright.PENANAwJJVv7IHhY
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咁都未算慘,最陰功係連工傷都無得賠。518Please respect copyright.PENANAShAeZD8RGy
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原因係我未簽約。個HR本來下晝拎份合同過嚟俾我簽,殊不知我返左一個上午就整傷左。518Please respect copyright.PENANAP3LIvVyEh0
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所以話,運滯起上嚟真係咩都有可能發生。518Please respect copyright.PENANAsMrPtVFoan
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休養左個幾月,輾轉又揾左一大輪既工,最後揾到依家呢份喺道堂打雜嘅兼職。518Please respect copyright.PENANAp9qfSoKAvA
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截止目前,呢份工算係我做得最耐嘅一份工,差唔多做左三個月,暫時都無穿無爛,未俾人炒,算係叫做還得神落。518Please respect copyright.PENANAJicXUcTHdP
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衰就衰在人工太低,同埋老細份人太刻薄,郁啲就扣人工。518Please respect copyright.PENANAwBTsik3WWt
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我老細係個道士,人稱「白鶴雲大師」,精通茅山術數,專門占卜驅邪,解厄轉運。518Please respect copyright.PENANATOWeU0vbVu
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咁多範入面,佢最擅長幫人轉運,當中最出名嘅就係「性交轉運」。518Please respect copyright.PENANAGB30BQlGPw
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相信大家對呢四個字並唔陌生,意思即係通過性行為嚟改變運程。518Please respect copyright.PENANAl46bvrSfT0
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呢一日就有個四五線IG女Model,為左增強運氣,提高知名度,特意送上門俾我老細屌。