※可能小劇透？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxdcBG4OtO
※時間：靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M5iVm3iN9
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解決了滅世大魔王，搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫，葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行，說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlJyiDvNJk
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巴黎鐵塔？京都賞櫻？海底浮潛？登陸火星？通通不夠看！他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越！771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJpdS72HzB
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍，穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRbUIxHRU0
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克叔罵：「現在是大神了不起吼？這樣浪費力量你北木（爸媽）知道嗎？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT71gZLHDt
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小育中肯曰：「都死蹺蹺啦。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBeXg2McO
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某日，他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界，據說官配是少林Ｘ七秀。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2lUNAjSKr
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秀秀說：「大師，我真的好喜歡你。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkCyXOw2aI
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大師說：「阿彌陀佛，貧僧已斬斷凡念，恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzQs9FmzD2
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秀秀說：「為什麼？難道是我不夠美嗎？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE5wBY2sut
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大師說：「不，施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeyA0AtlHc
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秀秀說：「那是我跳舞不夠好看？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPP3Z7SKsK
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大師說：「不，施主舞姿絕倫，無人能出其右。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr6541poe8
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秀秀怒了，「那你就是嫌我奶小！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WxOxDKGXK
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大師囧，「可是……育，你一個男孩兒，本來就沒有……咳，那個……」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSzpprq1kY
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秀秀育繼續怒：「我是男的又如何？來劍三混的誰不搞基？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEcb2wF2HP
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小黑：「……」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3E4b3V81T
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小育：「不對啊，執事你剛ＮＧ了，要叫我施主才對，欸，也不對啊，我奶小關我性別什麼事？這明明是技術問題，技術好的話，絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zTpAdnERc
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「技術？」小黑震驚了，這事還能靠技術？難不成這世界也有變性手術？771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTqP1Tm5VO
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「對啊，不然……」小育一愣，總算反應過來，瞬間炸紅臉，「等等等！那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語，不是那什麼……不管不管，剛剛演的全都不算，我們重來！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZFf0OEqDA
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了，於是他很乾脆地點頭說：「好，重來。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRTY2B8Wn6
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起，小育納悶問：「做什麼？」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uDTslgWtl
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀，別有深意地笑了下，「就從『吃奶』開始。」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKULb24C74x
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「！！！！！」771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcSmVjxk6y
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葉育：////艸//// 771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev1o0tqKDI
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討Ｍ！一本正經地說羞羞話，執事學壞惹～（開燻臉）
後記：771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqrU7cQcHk
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦～（灑雪花771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSazsFa7ve9
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的，填坑填成了蛇精病，於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8dUyCRyg4
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXevfkvMjyw
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待～（＃771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U3OuNrKQa
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雖然標了個（之一）也不確定會不會有其他篇，大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSqWZC2yh0
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歡迎追蹤>////<771Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9OV70QJn9
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